Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,542
Any good samaritan took the time and effort to keep track of Amber's weight gain progression? I see a ton of before after side comparisons, but an animated gif of the transformation would be fascinating

A brave Kiwi attempted to do exactly that, back in like Jaunary. Here is the thread of everyone's efforts to track and calculate her massive fatness with Science....!! but I think even KF autism isn't enough any more to keep up with her unbelievable obesity.
(Plus, its so hard to graph something that kept increasing every damn day lmao)
 
Amber seems sorta scared in those Dm's like, "oh no please no hacky me." I swear the only language she understands is idiot.
What would even be the point of hacking her email? Her layggs aren't hiding there.
Her laygs aren't there, but all the evidence of her infidelity probably is. That weird "incognito" conversation she had with Eric seemed to suggest she uses it quite frequently. I'm sure she hides a lot from Becky.
 
Look, I know the beast is stale hot cheetos at the moment. I know her content is gonna get even less interesting with her impending hiatus. But there are other fucking cows to hatewatch, there’s never an excuse to tip just because the m.ilk is dry. Fuck, just do literally anything else if she’s the only lolcow you follow. You know those signs at the zoo that say “please do not disturb the animals” or whatever? Same principle here. No reason or right to poke the glass just ‘cause she’s not being entertaining.
And if this complete r.etard feels they’re actually justified because we all agree Amber is scum? They’re worse. I hope for her videos to get demonetized and taken down, rightfully so or not I don’t give a fuck, frankly I hope Amber would waddle in front of a bus if she ever went outside. And that makes me an awful person, just like most of us on the farms. But nobody is horrible enough to commend the idiot who pushes her. What a moron.

(that is, if this isn’t just a case of amber playing with her sock puppets again)
 
I think everyone gave up since she won't give an accurate number and uploads in a confusing timeline. It's enough to make any statistical guesswork an absolute torture to get through. Sadly any kiwi mad enough to attempt it wouldn't even have a satisfying ending, it would just be a sliding scale of how much of a fat bitch she is. Spoiler alert: she's a colossally fat bitch now.
 
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Amber seems sorta scared in those Dm's like, "oh no please no hacky me." I swear the only language she understands is idiot.
What would even be the point of hacking her email? Her layggs aren't hiding there.
Her laygs aren't there, but all the evidence of her infidelity probably is. That weird "incognito" conversation she had with Eric seemed to suggest she uses it quite frequently. I'm sure she hides a lot from Becky.
What about the naked pics she sent to Destiny???
Do you guys think was FUPA up or she showed her laygs???
 
What about the naked pics she sent to Destiny???
Do you guys think was FUPA up or she showed her laygs???
$10 says it was one of her classic high angle duckface selfies, but with her flappy titties propped up with an arm under them so you could see her deflated nipples. Cropped to hell and with a couple of filters, for good measure.
 
Can you just fuck off if you're gonna keep poking the cow? We don't care to see these screenshots and at this point I'm kind of hoping Amber sees these posts and tells us who you are.
To be fair, the screenshot is from Reddit. @Des B* didn't credit the post. But the amount of people getting pissy at Amber for not replying to them is getting beyond pathetic.
 
Her laygs aren't there, but all the evidence of her infidelity probably is. That weird "incognito" conversation she had with Eric seemed to suggest she uses it quite frequently. I'm sure she hides a lot from Becky.
Maybe there will be restaurant receipts too. She looks like a bitch that likes to give out her email.
 
Amber seems sorta scared in those Dm's like, "oh no please no hacky me." I swear the only language she understands is idiot.
What would even be the point of hacking her email? Her layggs aren't hiding there.
Her iCloud would have the juiciest pictures tho.

And she must use the easiest passwords to remember, too.

Why?

C’mon. It’s Amber.
 
I ran across bbwsweetpeaolka's newest Torrid haul today... Her dresses are kinda loose on her!
Grey dress on the site: View attachment 913484
Holy shit. That red dress bbwsweetpeaolka wears at 6:29--does anyone else see the muppet Janice?? You know, the blonde one with the big red lips? I swear, her stomach folds are Janice's lips and her tits are Janice's eyes.
 
Holy shit. That red dress bbwsweetpeaolka wears at 6:29--does anyone else see the muppet Janice?? You know, the blonde one with the big red lips? I swear, her stomach folds are Janice's lips and her tits are Janice's eyes.

I don't really see Janice (she was the muppet in the band, right?), but around 6:55 I see the lips from the rocky horror picture show in her stomach(s). She has the weirdest body I've ever seen. Amber is bloopy and blobby and gross, but I just don't understand this girl's body.
 
Can you just fuck off if you're gonna keep poking the cow? We don't care to see these screenshots and at this point I'm kind of hoping Amber sees these posts and tells us who you are.
It's clearly from reddit you mong and the other one I posted has the person's twitter handle on it. Are you completely retarded or did you just not learn how to read??
 
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