Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.
My favorite thing about this video is how she was able to shake the room, even back then. If Amber were seeking an exercise video, she could just use this one.

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Or... her and Necky broke up and it's an even bigger dumpster fire in that house at the moment.
My guess is tonight's video will costar Destiny as Amber's babysitter while Becky and her tard fists are off attending to the garbage clan matriarch as she dies numerous times under anesthesia.
At the bare minimum could we at least get a lesbo wife swap going on? Let Shrek deal with Thumby and her garbage clan while Amber and Dusty go live it up.
 
Not sure if this has already been cleared up so here’s where she’s at in 100 days of uploads. As of yesterday she has done 89 videos. Assuming she uploads today...
Day 1: June 19, 2019
Day 100: September 27, 2019

*actually if she includes the deleted Becky video (which I’m sure she will 🙄) then it would be 90 videos and the last will be on September 26th

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My favorite thing about this video is how she was able to shake the room, even back then. If Amber were seeking an exercise video, she could just use this one.

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If I was forced to upvote one video of hers this would be it.
Amber might not be the best dancer but it's the one thing besides eating that she really puts her heart into. She is better at danceen than she is writeen.
It's heartbreaking that she'll never dance like this again. She has chosen gluttony and laziness look where that's gotten her. And she doesn't even care. I don't even know why I care.
 
If she isn't over 600 ellbees at this point, I'm pretty sure Becky being away daily for prolonged periods will certainly be the tipping point. Any eagle eyed haydurs will notice that they have several different takeout place menus and magnets on the fridge and Amber carries thousands of dollars with her at a time so its only a matter of time until she starts ordering takeout to the house multiple times a day instead of just sending becky out for it.

Edit: she also has the perfect excuse lined up to justify it given the whole situation type deal
 
While we wait here is a song to help pass the time:

Isn't this one of the songs Chantal uses during her "exercise" segments?

Less than an hour until she's fucked up her 100 days! How hard could it have been for her to film a mukbang so she didn't break her streak? 🤷‍♀️ 😂😂😂
 
My favorite thing about this video is how she was able to shake the room, even back then. If Amber were seeking an exercise video, she could just use this one.

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Ugh...her rhythm...*sigh* I’ve seen some big bitches go hard on the dance floor and keep up with the beat despite being her size or more.

Like... I know she’s playing Just Dance and you have to watch the movements on screen, but they make you do the movements over and over in an 8-count (or some shit) on the left and right... so even if you miss the timing on the first couple of steps, you should be able to recover by the time you switch sides.
 
Isn't this one of the songs Chantal uses during her "exercise" segments?

Less than an hour until she's fucked up her 100 days! How hard could it have been for her to film a mukbang so she didn't break her streak? 🤷‍♀️ 😂😂😂
Remember she is so concerned about Norma that she couldnt possibly think of fileeemeeeen
 
I think our gorl is secretly enjoying the fact that most of the shit is on Becky's family and off of her. She is probably smirking a lot, trying not to let Becks see it. "Things we were TOLD to say" lol

BTW someone was talking about the non marriage thing a little way up in this thread. Becky called him her "step father" in one of the recent videos. Would you call your non married mother's boyfriend your "step father"?
 
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