Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

The behemoth still doesn't know how to use "I" and "me" properly. But she's her own favorite poet and a talented writer.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

She makes krappy krafts she sells on FB and local craft fairs. Weaths with candles in the center and garbage like that. The FB and pics of her handiwork are buried in one of the threads.
From what we gather, Ann went to this craft fair last year around holiday time.

e: I have a distinct memory of Norma misspelling "kraft" like "karft" maybe lol.

ALR General discussion page 746 has some interesting shit about Becky’s mom from last year. Doesn’t answer your question, but yeah.

 

[Twinkie]

e: I have a distinct memory of Norma misspelling "kraft" like "karft" maybe lol.

Spoiler: the craft fair vid, if anyone's interested

 

[Snusmumriken]

I am so sorry to ask you about this, because normally I can just read the thread and understand but the ann doran shit is confusing to me. Could you explain it to me?
So, is she just some random girl that started watching ambers videos back in the day??? and was also Becky's mother's friend.... and becky and amber just started to date and it wasn't related? Or, was amber and becky already dating and she THEN decided to befriend becky's mom. I'm just confused to who she is and how she fits into the timeline. Did she know beckys fam BEFORE she knew about amberlynn…. or did becky and amber start dating and then she started befriending beckys family? Sorry for asking you to hold my hand. It just seems so weird that amberlynn would have a fan, who was friends with beckys family, who just happened to hate amberlynn so much and then outta nowhere amber started dating her friends family or something.

We feel you fam. I can hardly keep up with the haydur nation either, no need to be sorry. Amber’s history is hard enough to follow without thousands of online randies to keep track of.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I bet Amber's loving this. She can finally get what she wants.
She just needs to manipulate the situation enough to use this as a way to finally get Becky isolated and out of Monticello.

She definitely is! lol This conversation really highlights how underhanded and manipulative she can be too. With her notoriety, she has no expectation of privacy anymore with conversations like this (at least with anyone not in her immediate circle). So anything she chooses to disclose is intentional. It's her way of getting a message out without looking like the bad guy. Because she knows it's "tea" that someone else will spill for her and it'll invite more conversation. AND make her look good.

Becky will read this, and the seed will have been planted. How selfless of Amberlynn to choose her girlfriend over the Hadurs. How virtuous of her to keep the peace despite being put in such an unfair position. The things you do for love, amirite?!

Whoever Photoshopped this pig on a cross deserves all the medals. She's such a goddamn martyr.

Countdown to moving out of Monticello in 3...2...1...

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

New info has emerged, got this via twitter of a capped convo re: Becky's Family drama

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BS. I don’t believe for a minute that Becky didn’t already know about this shit. There had to be tons of conversations about Amberlynn between the Williams clan way before the GFM disaster.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

BS. I don’t believe for a minute that Becky didn’t already know about this shit. There had to be tons of conversations about Amberlynn between the Williams clan way before the GFM disaster.

Pffff gurl you know they bonded and became bestfriends over drinking coffee and shit talking amber.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

Amber nostalgia crying in a Snapchat post found on Reddit:

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I feel like this was just an excuse to share a bunch of pics of herself that she likes. She isn't even much smaller in most of them. So what? She wants to go back to 500 lb Amber? Pathetic.

She’s setting the scene for a crying video, that’s all she’s doing. We’re gonna get another two videos where she cries about how fat she is and how scared she is of dying to take the attention off the Williams family drama - then I assume it’ll be another couple of mukbangs and torrid hauls as usual.

I feel like a crying video would result in 100% outrage at this point. That's probably the worst possible thing she could do right now.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I feel like a crying video would result in 100% outrage at this point. That's probably the worst possible thing she could do right now.

And the best possible thing she could do for KF. 90% outrage, 10% hilarity for us at the backfire. Show us your crocodile tears you scaly binch

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

BS. I don’t believe for a minute that Becky didn’t already know about this shit. There had to be tons of conversations about Amberlynn between the Williams clan way before the GFM disaster.

Yep. She's still gotta play Martyrlynn for the public, though. As @Keyboard Warrior said, she knows that anything she says in those messages is going to be leaked eventually.

The real question for me is whether she's actually underestimating Becky here. It seems impossible, I know, but you're right that Becky must have known the shit-talking was happening (in fact, I'm sure it wasn't as much as a surprise to AL as she'd like us to believe, either). So either she's going to use this "revelation" to try to manipulate Becky by proving her devotion to her in spite of her mean old nasty family -- or Becky is already well aware of the situation and has been using AL far more cynically and blatantly than suspected. (To be clear, she's been using her regardless -- but to do so with the full awareness that her family actively loathes AL and trashes her whenever they don't have their hands out is a whole new level imo. She's not just spinelessly deciding not to "stir the pot" and ignore the tension; she's complicit in her family's exploitation of her "partner".)

It seems less and less likely that Becky is quite as stupid and malleable as AL clearly believes. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Damaged Goods]

But I thought Becky's family was AL's family! I thought they loved and cherished her as if she were their own. I thought they were A-ok with letting her appropriate their children and nephews. This is shockeen indeed gorls! And poor AmberLynn, so selfless and loving and the most giving person she herself knows... These ingrates have the audacity to hate her. Shockeen, I tell you.

So this time, unlike when the "surprised it wipes its own ass" screenshots surfaced, she acknowledges how Becky's family feels about her. Could it be because she wants to distance herself from people who wish crotch cancer upon others, while last time it was more convenient for her to perpetuate the narrative that she's loved and adored by her gorlfriend's family even though Becky's life has gone to shit since she met her?

So she regrets she made a video asking for donations on behalf of Norma... But won't do anything about it. Fuck doing the right thing and rectifying something you regret! Sweep it all under the rug so that your gorlfriend remains by your side and sees what a martyr you truly are. Then in a couple weeks or months you can pull the old "we had a heart to heart and put our differences behind us, now we're more united than ever and they love me wholeheartedly, look at how happy my nephew is to see me" and come out on top.

 

[raritycunt]

I feel like a crying video would result in 100% outrage at this point. That's probably the worst possible thing she could do right now.

yep and that’s why she’ll do it, she’s never been a smart cookie

 

[Damaged Goods]

The real problem is actually moving. Long vehicle rides must be heck on her bloated body. If going 2 hours to Target is bad, how will she move across state lines?

I know this is a thing just from watching MSHPL and she says herself that riding in a car makes her swollen but does anyone know why that is? She spends her days sitting down as it is, why is sitting in a car different?

 

[Hellion]

I know this is a thing just from watching MSHPL and she says herself that riding in a car makes her swollen but does anyone know why that is? She spends her days sitting down as it is, why is sitting in a car different?

I would guess because she normally lays in bed, rather than upright in a chair, so her feet are somewhat higher up/laid flat. When seated upright, it creates more pressure on the veins in her legs, causes blood to pool, and fluid to build up.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I would guess because she normally lays in bed, rather than upright in a chair, so her feet are somewhat higher up/laid flat. When seated upright, it creates more pressure on the veins and causes blood to pool in the legs.

Right, that's when the lymphatic system is so weak it can no longer pump the fluids upward because gravity is stronger. But she used to sit at the dining room table for hours playing board games, why didn't that bother her?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Right, that's when the lymphatic system is so weak it can no longer pump the fluids upward because gravity is stronger. But she used to sit at the dining room table for hours playing board games, why didn't that bother her?

Perhaps she had her feet propped up on a spare chair or something. Even moderate elevation might have helped back then. Now I suppose she needs to have her laygs out horizontally to keep them (relatively) unswollen.

 

[Plague Dog]

And with that the 100 days of uploading crashed and burned into a pile of disappointment and Reese's wrappers.

She couldn't even bother to record herself eating one of her 7 daily meals.

Miserable. Just miserable.

I think she knows that Becky is too busy to do maintenance on her so she's going to look freaking disgusting.

Right, that's when the lymphatic system is so weak it can no longer pump the fluids upward because gravity is stronger. But she used to sit at the dining room table for hours playing board games, why didn't that bother her?

The lymph system doesn't pump anything. It relies on muscle movement for when gravity is in the wrong direction.

 

[Damaged Goods]

The lymph system doesn't pump anything. It relies on muscle movement for when gravity is in the wrong direction.

Thanks for the correction. I actually know that, I'm just too dumb to formulate my thoughts properly. I was trying to get at the whole lymphatic dysfunction thing.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

So she regrets she made a video asking for donations on behalf of Norma... But won't do anything about it. Fuck doing the right thing and rectifying something you regret! Sweep it all under the rug so that your gorlfriend remains by your side and sees what a martyr you truly are. Then in a couple weeks or months you can pull the old "we had a heart to heart and put our differences behind us, now we're more united than ever and they love me wholeheartedly, look at how happy my nephew is to see me" and come out on top.

Lmao remember when amber and necky did a hour long video saying why they rafe and few months later they acted everything is alright and they're best friends for life? Lmao

Becky the mean mugging beast that she is also said she'll forgive rafe but "will never be friends with her again" what the fuck happened ms cock in shorts butch Becky ? Did amber had your balls in her hand?

 

[smallmilk]

Amber nostalgia crying in a Snapchat post found on Reddit:

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Okay what the fuck is this


How long do you think she'll go without a video?