Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

They changed that. It's now a primary violation if ANYONE in the car is unbuckled, you can be pulled over for it. Many states have made it a primary because the secondary was worthless and people still ignored it. Making it primary has upped usage. Still, $25 fine? Re-donkulous! Make it a $100 min. if you're going to be serious about it and put points on your license.

Why do you think Hamber has been "fake" wearing her seat belt lately? One might say it's the Haydur Nation, but I suspect she realizes she can get stopped and Becky get fined for it. And fuck almighty, that would just TOTALLY RUIN an orange-cheekin trip or WoMart Haul, worse than catching a red plastic can under your car (gasp)!

You're probably right. If they pulled over the Fatmobile for a seatbelt violation, they'd discover Becky is fucking loaded and then there'd be no more Wommart runs at all (and her vlogs would be even more unbearable than they are now).

Still won't buy a fucking extender, though. I know at one point, years and years ago, she probably told herself, "At least I don't use a seatbelt extender!" and held onto that until she got to the new excuse, that being, "I'm too big for a seatbelt extender!" And now she's risking her life (not that she cares) the lives of people around her (really doesn't care) and her ability to acquire non-delivery food (hrmmm...) just to avoid the discomfort of buckling up at 600 lbs.

So gross.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Unless you're driving through a designated seat belt check spot, it's very rare a cop will bother checking. And those won't take place in Amber's 5 minute treks to eat and The Wommart.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

We've all known Becky's a diabetic since the "sugar-free" cake upload, right?

 

[Moonpie]

I can't believe all the stupid asses in the comments who actually believe she had the seatbelt buckled. Don't they use fucking common sense and see a belt would not fit around her massive girth?
And these idiots saying she looks smaller.
Wtf?
Dumb dumb dumb.
Believing everything this narc says.

 

[dingobaby]

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Why am I not surprised "sleeping the fat away" is an idea Amber can get behind?

 

[vokafim141]

Why am I not surprised "sleeping the fat away" is an idea Amber can get behind?

Once she kicks the bucket she's gonna lose a lot of weight

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She needs an app to 'manage' her eating patterns & achieve her fasting goals? She's still playing games, trying desperately to convince herself that when she eats & doesn't eat matters more than what she eats; specifically, how many calories she takes in. She's shown nothing to indicate that her eating habits have improved. If anything, I'm inclined to think that the meals she preps & eats on camera are her 'best' meals & for anyone trying seriously to lose weight - they're awful. We know she's still eating out, probably still chowing down on fast food & her sodium intake is insane. The only 'change' I've seen lately is an increasing whiff of desperation as everything she tries that "works for her" fails.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Why am I not surprised "sleeping the fat away" is an idea Amber can get behind?

Amber has talked about this quite a lot. Remember the 100 days of weighing in for a recent example? She blamed poor sleep quality for not losing enough. Amber absolutely counts sleep into any weight loss plan.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber has talked about his quite a lot. Remember the 100 days of weighing in for a recent example? She blamed poor sleep quality for not losing enough. Amber absolutely counts sleep into any weight loss plan.

This would only work for her if she were put into a medically induced coma and fed through a tube.

 

[Moonpie]

Amber has talked about his quite a lot. Remember the 100 days of weighing in for a recent example? She blamed poor sleep quality for not losing enough. Amber absolutely counts sleep into any weight loss plan.

I do believe this is the stupidest thing she's ever posted.
To actually consider sleeping as fasting.
I think the fat is crushing her brain cells.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I do believe this is the stupidest thing she's ever posted.
To actually consider sleeping as fasting.
I think the fat is crushing her brain cells.

The fat evicted her brain cells and is singing Cab Callaway's "Everybody Eats When They Come To My House" 24/7.

 

[lottalove]

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More like:

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At first, there is one cockroach caterpillar. Then it goes onto pillow mountain.
And it becomes more and more cockroaches of a caterpillar while it rests in its cocoon of crap.
Upon its sudden death, one last wheeze escapes it like a butterfly.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Believing everything this narc says.

But Moonie...

Bwhahahahahah! (Not)

 

[Moonpie]

But Moonie...

Bwhahahahahah! (Not)

I laughed so hard. Thinking about doped up Benzo and Big Un driving down the road and spotting a UFO.
Of course she's a flat earther too so...

 

[MissLosR]

And now she's risking her life (not that she cares) the lives of people around her (really doesn't care)

I keep seeing this "if she crashes without a seatbelt it will be extra messy and dangerous therefore she should wear a seatbelt" logic, and tend to agree with it, but I keep wondering if a seatbelt would actually stop her moving in a crash? If they crash at like 30mph maybe it could hold her, but if they crash at closer to 50, or 60, or whatever, will the seatbelt be able to withhold the force generated by her massiveness? Would a seatbelt extender compromise that limit further? Physics Kiwis/people who know about cars, is there a limit on what seatbelts can reasonably do, and if so, what is it? (Oops, my autism is showing.)

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I keep seeing this "if she crashes without a seatbelt it will be extra messy and dangerous therefore she should wear a seatbelt" logic, and tend to agree with it, but I keep wondering if a seatbelt would actually stop her moving in a crash? If they crash at like 30mph maybe it could hold her, but if they crash at closer to 50, or 60, or whatever, will the seatbelt be able to withhold the force generated by her massiveness? Would a seatbelt extender compromise that limit further? Physics Kiwis/people who know about cars, is there a limit on what seatbelts can reasonably do, and if so, what is it? (Oops, my autism is showing.)

It might slow her down a little, instead of being an asteroid crashing into the earth sort of situation type deal.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I do believe this is the stupidest thing she's ever posted.
To actually consider sleeping as fasting.
I think the fat is crushing her brain cells.

No, no, it's more than that. You actually lose a small amount of weight through sleeping, and Amber happens to have memorised how much per hour of sleep and she factors it in. This came before she latched onto the idea of fasting.
Edit- here's Amber referring to lack of sleep causing weight gain (edit: or maybe attributing no loss to it), right near the start of this video

Anyway everyone who does IF counts their sleep time into their 14hrs/16hrs/whatever, because if you aren't eating, you're fasting. There's nothing retarded about it. But for Amber (and Chantal, they're so keen to count any break between meals towards their "fast" for the day that even a quick nap is counted lol.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

It might slow her down a little, instead of being an asteroid crashing into the earth sort of situation type deal.

Depending on the speed, the whiplash from the seatbelt would still fuck her up in some way.

 

[clusterfuckk]

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Depending on the speed, the whiplash from the seatbelt would still fuck her up in some way.

Oh, I think she'd be dead regardless of seatbelt or not. I think other people might have a fighting chance if she were wearing one, though.