Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

She said in the video that wouldn't shut up that she was staying awake for 24 hours to fix her sleep schedule. That seems exeptionally dumb even for her so maybe she misspoke the number. Why fix it anyway, she doesn't do anything to get up for anyway.

As for her looking for new weight loss channels to watch, she's looking for content to copy, not for any weight loss advice.

She said 40 hours, actually. Although Amber doesn't realize that sleep doesn't work like that: staying up when you should be asleep is just more sleep that you're missing out on, she's going to be more tired and sleep in later. She's been doing this for a long time and you know what they say about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
The only thing that's going to get Amber's sleep schedule relatively normal is getting a CPAP machine for her untreated sleep apnea. But that would require a referral to a sleep specialist, an overnight sleep study and the responsibility of showing up to her following appointments.
Anyone in their right mind knows that Amber will never do that. She can't commit to anything of this nature (e.g a regular PCP, a dietician, inpatient treatment) because she refuses to bear any real responsibility for being 600 pounds and she'll never willingly give up control of what she eats and how much she eats.

 

[Bookish]

Going back to the FL era, this is honestly the most boring ALR period..the last few months. She HATES vlogging and begrudgingly does it when she needs money. Because of that, her content is basically just droning on about nothing, with few appearances from the usual side characters. Feels like watching someone report live from a nursing home, where Aunt Pat keeps us up to date with what meds she's on and how she's upped her reading glasses prescription strength.

It's become a sim game where everything is a rabbit hole, that you don't actually see happen. She goes to the store and barely shows anything anymore, same with restaurants, even her Eat with Mes are a few bites and a jump cut, weigh ins are just a scale. Less a blog, more so 'take my word for it'. It's working, though, so I can't blame her for taking the path of least resistance. Some people will tire of it though. Even picking up a new hobby would improve the content and give her something to talk about.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Going back to the FL era, this is honestly the most boring ALR period..the last few months. She HATES vlogging and begrudgingly does it when she needs money. Because of that, her content is basically just droning on about nothing.

This is also why I think Amber is more prone to outright lying like she has of late. She's pulling out all the stops to keep her channel going along with her motivation to keep vlogging about a nearly dead life.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

519.6?

Any moron can lose weight. Even you Amber.

The challenge is keeping what you've lost, off.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Didn't she say she was sorting her sleep pattern out?? Or am I thinking of another fatty I laugh at on here? According to Google its 4.26am in kentucky. But shes still posting shit on social media.


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How about "Stop Eating you Fat Fuck"

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

519.6?

Any moron can lose weight. Even you Amber.

The challenge is keeping what you've lost, off.

Sweet Baby Black Jeezuz this is true. The urge to PL here... that damn bartender!

 

[THOTto]

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I thought that particular cunts profile looked familiar and it’s someone from my Instagram. Of course the fat “beauty school drop out” would defend Ambur’s ass.

Wow, Abby Brown got fat.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Wow, Abby Brown got fat.

I wonder why a lot of these types seem to be into witchcraft. She mentions she's a 'witch.'

 

[THOTto]

I wonder why a lot of these types seem to be into witchcraft. She mentions she's a 'witch.'

So they can be unique and not like other girls, and they’re just gifted and special. It also has a wishful thinking aspect. When you’re a loser with no life imagining that you can rub a few herbs and oils and make people fall in love with you or get your big break on social media, it’s more appealing then putting in the work to improve yourself or create interesting content.

While I think visualization of goals can help and there’s nothing wrong with positive thinking, unless you put the work in behind it nothing will change. It’s a way for them to feel in control of something in their life, while assuring themselves they have some ability no one else has. That they’re not shunned for being an antisocial weirdo, but simply for being misunderstood. Plus they’re so set on being a victim that they experienced learn helplessness, which can manifest in depression and anxiety, because their mind screams at them they failed to launch. Actually going through treatment the way it’s meant to be done, not just whining for an hour once a week, is too hard for them.

 

[Xenomorph]

put headphones on and bump that volume and be ready to kill yourselves.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

One question I have is why is Amber so buttmad at her viewers right now? She's ostensibly winning at life. Great results which will convert and quiet a great many haydurs, and she's managed to gaslight everyone into counting it as a 50lbs+ even though her starting weight was probably more 560ish, so 40lbs. Her life is changing for the better, she's got increased mobility, at least 6 journals and journeee to vlog about. Yet she's seemingly pissed right now. It's intriguing to me. New meds? No meds? Some life or household change behind the scenes that she finds provoking?

Because her viewers all still hate and mock her, she's still very near completely dependent on a woman she doesn't love and isn't attracted to, and is stuck living in a state she dislikes, with people who openly resent and financially exploit her. Nothing has really changed, despite her losing a bit of weight. I think on some level, Amber is beginning to realize she's getting older and her body is starting to give out. The months it apparently took her to shake an infection most women would have managed to treat in a week might have spooked her into realizing that she isn't infallible,and 50ish pounds isn't anywhere near enough weight loss to change that. And I think it's making her angry and bitter. And who else is she going to take that out on? Becky is probably immune to Ambers aggression at this point, the gays can just shut the bedroom door or go out when it gets too bad. She doesn't have anyone, so she just acts like a cunt to the re.tarded clowns who send her messages in IG.

 

[glutton4aslutton]

I wonder why a lot of these types seem to be into witchcraft. She mentions she's a 'witch.'

Wonder why she doesn't just abracadabra the fat right off her ass!!!

 

[Des B*]

Another day another 4am Instagram story sperg




The whale has arisen from her slumber

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Another day another 4am Instagram story sperg

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I wonder why...

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Work in progress, train wreck, same difference

 

[Tiny Clanger]

So....due to a severe case of procrastination followed by a panicked period of OH SHIT, HALP, your most illustrious pink knitted pal has been AWOL and needs to catch up. I feel this can be facilitated most easily with a few questions and reading the minutes of the previous general meeting....what d'you mean, she ate them?

Point 1. Hello gorls. I missed you and I hope you are all still utterly vile.

Questions
1. Is our pet Cheesebeast free of cheese and down the expected 200lbs, freeing her beautiful butterfly self to be the wonderful person she truly is deep down and fulfil her destiny as the Next Grate Murcan Awfor via the riveting memoir "Amberlynn; the Life, the Legend, the Nosebag. Vol1, The Lardland Chronicles."
2. Has Thumbelina found a) a neck or b) a personality?
3. Is Erk now a fully functioning, useful member of society we are all proud to know?
4. Has his hair finally divorced him for a life of quiet retirement in the country, in the hope that, one day, the trauma can be overcome?
5. Has Ricky/ie got the memo that they are all just useless eaters - well, shovellers in Albert's case - and run off to NY to gay up a storm and take a different leather daddy home every night?
6. Have any of Big Albert's pets (except Erk's hair; see 3) above) kicked the bucket and did she even notice?



I fear the answers are a mix of "no," " fuck no" and " hahaha Clanger, don't be a spastic." Give me hope and encouragement, gorls, you know you're all gilded names in God's Little Book of Sunbeams.


Ps. @SAVE TWINKIE! Oh jesus. Does this mean you're my boss now? Do I have to....shudder....be nice to you*? Fuck.

*no, fuck no, and hahahaha.


Ps. Did I miss the annual newbie apocalypse? Please say no to that one, it's the highlight of my year.

 

[ADHD]

Ps. Did I miss the annual newbie apocalypse? Please say no to that one, it's the highlight of my year.

We haven't had that yet, but you may have missed the Reddit apocalypse. The fun from that starts here.

Even if she is rigging her weigh ins it's worth it to see certain hambeast reactors losing their shit over it.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

I wonder why...



Work in progress, train wreck, same difference

“Work in progress” She’s already failing and the weight is creeping back.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So she didn't fix her sleep schedule after all. Figures. She never sees anything through to the end.

 

[Moonpie]

Ah hell she's faked that weigh in on the old scale. She hasnt lost a pound.

 

[Clown Baby]

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Even if she is rigging her weigh ins it's worth it to see certain hambeast reactors losing their shit over it.

For real. I don't care if she gains or loses or lies about whatever, because the crowd reaction to this has been solid gold. She went from a rabid boolying youtube comment section to now a bunch of gorl i knew u had this! *sparkleheart* while the hadurnation bleats their disgust on all social media platforms. Amber's been boring for so long, I kinda want to send her a superchat for livening everything up.