Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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Why you swallow food like a basking shark

 

[FatalTater]

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What makes you think you're people?

 

[krazy orange cat]

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Who taught you table manners?

 

[mental gymnastics]

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Like I’ve said, gorl is a full on mukbanger.

Also not sure why she’s keep asking the same fucking question. She never addresses anything anyway. Besides, didn’t she say she has a “list of things/topics” she wants to talk about during her mukbangs? Where are those at, fatty?

Who taught you table manners?

Her crackhead parents.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Wait one. Was she not just waving in our faces this famous notebook she was keeping all her mook-bong topics written in? Or did she really only get questions about her opinion of her own weight loss, the practically and benefit of doing mook-bongs, and how she feels about eating all on her lonesome? Because that's pretty much the only shit she's talking/whining about in the last four videos (including her "I'm just so LONELY, and I'm gonna sit here and weep into my cashew rice instead of actively doing something about that" little jag in this last one).

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So does she actually have an endorsement from Freshly? Surprised she hasn't got reported if she keeps shilling without declaring that relationship

She has a code that people can use to get $40 off (which in turn gets her $40 as well). She finally declared this in the video before this after being called out about it. She didn't shill the code in the cashew bullshit video.

As far as being sponsored: if Freshly has a social media person/sponsorship person worth a damn, they will never, ever sponsor her. Nobody should want to be too closely associated with this bitch. She'll probably keep trying for a bit, though, just like she did with the Coldest Water Bottle before she finally gave up on that.

 

[FatalTater]

if Freshly has a social media person/sponsorship person worth a damn, they will never, ever sponsor her. Nobody should want to be too closely associated with this bitch.

What, you mean people won't be emptying their bank accounts buying Freshly meals in the hopes that they, too, might be more like a 600 lb schweinehund?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Those discounts should give anyone using these services, an idea of how much they're marked up.

For MOST people, is it that hard to make a grocery list, buy the stuff, then prep meals?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Amberlynn is all about instant gratification. This is a lazy pig who buys precooked bacon. Buying ingredients, prepping meals and then actually cooking food takes time. Freshly takes three minutes in the microwave.

I can understand using it occasionally. There are days when I get home and don't feel like taking the time to cook. That's why man created pizza delivery. Using it every day? It's a waste of money IMO.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Those discounts should give anyone using these services, an idea of how much they're marked up.

For MOST people, is it that hard to make a grocery list, buy the stuff, then prep meals?

Nope. But remember, Big Al is a special little giant snowflake. If it can't be thrown into a single, roiling pot on the stove, somebody else better be doing the damn cooking!

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I was watching OrkoTV's latest video where he jokingly suggests that Amberlynn has filmed those mukbangs on the same day, and it's made me question whether this may or may not be true. I've gone back and looked and I just don't know. Sure she looks to be similarly grimy in all of them but that in itself is nothing new.
What does strike me as interesting is that the lighting is pretty much identical in each (which may just be artificial lights in the kitchen), but for someone as lazy as Amberlynn, she has gone to a LOT of trouble to try and look different in each mukbang. Given that Amber frequently wears the same things for several days, it seems a little odd to me that in each mukbang, she is wearing a different outfit, different earrings, and even uses different plates. It's almost like she thinks she is being really clever in staging it to look like different days, and we know she's been caught out doing exactly this before.

I've tried to compare the hair, but given that she is constantly fiddling with it, as well as (possibly) changing clothes between mukbangs, it's not particularly conclusive - other than being a filthy mess. Wouldn't it look different if she had washed in over the week or so she claims these mukbangs were filmed?

I just don't know - I am not a crazy conspiracy-theory haydur, but something about these mukbangs is just off to me. Anyone else have any thoughts?

 

[mental gymnastics]

I was watching OrkoTV's latest video where he jokingly suggests that Amberlynn has filmed those mukbangs on the same day, and it's made me question whether this may or may not be true. I've gone back and looked and I just don't know. Sure she looks to be similarly grimy in all of them but that in itself is nothing new.
What does strike me as interesting is that the lighting is pretty much identical in each (which may just be artificial lights in the kitchen), but for someone as lazy as Amberlynn, she has gone to a LOT of trouble to try and look different in each mukbang. Given that Amber frequently wears the same things for several days, it seems a little odd to me that in each mukbang, she is wearing a different outfit, different earrings, and even uses different plates. It's almost like she thinks she is being really clever in staging it to look like different days, and we know she's been caught out doing exactly this before.

I've tried to compare the hair, but given that she is constantly fiddling with it, as well as (possibly) changing clothes between mukbangs, it's not particularly conclusive - other than being a filthy mess. Wouldn't it look different if she had washed in over the week or so she claims these mukbangs were filmed?

I just don't know - I am not a crazy conspiracy-theory haydur, but something about these mukbangs is just off to me. Anyone else have any thoughts?

It wasn’t OrkoTV who came up with this theory. People on Twitter started to speculate about that prior to him mentioning it in his video.

I thought about it for a second, too. And although Amber is a fat bitch and she sure as hell wouldn’t have any problem with eating all that food in one day - what makes it seem unlikely to me is the fact that the issues being “addressed” in her mookbangs (not really because she still manages to chat the same shit over and over again in every video) differ from video to video. For example: in one of the videos she talked about the Bowlingball drama because people have been talking about it not long before she made the video. Or when she finally said that she gets a Freshly discount, or whatever, when people use her link. So that theory is probably just a theory. Shit just doesn’t add up.

On another note, we know she doesn’t really enjoy Freshly meals, and she would rather eat orange chicken, Chinese takeaway or reese's cups. So I believe she eats one Freshly meal a day, so she can then treat herself to her favourite trigger foods.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

yeah you're probably right. It's also way too much effort for her to change her outfit more than once a week day. It's just the sort of sneaky shit she'd try to do and think she's being clever though

 

[ADHD]

In her latest video, Amber said "I actually have topics I talk about is questions that you guys ask me or topics you guys want me to talk about or things that are like circling around whether it be about me or the world."

She's always talking about herself. Let's try some of that "the world" stuff. Go watch the latest Democratic primary debate (I'm sure it's available on YouTube) and give her thoughts. Perhaps a discussion about the Wuhan Coronavirus and whether she thinks it's manmade, and if she thinks that, was it released deliberately or by accident? Thoughts on Prince Harry and his wife stepping down as royals? Greta Thunberg? Brexit? Iran?

Of course I'm being facetious. I seriously doubt she has any idea any of that stuff even exists. Still, it might be fun to watch her attempt to form a coherent thought about something that isn't her, other YouTubers, food, dieting, or being a lesbian. Then again, this is an almost 30 year old woman who can't even give a review with anything more than "I liked it" when it comes to a YA novel she's supposedly just read.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

In her latest video, Amber said "I actually have topics I talk about is questions that you guys ask me or topics you guys want me to talk about or things that are like circling around whether it be about me or the world."

She's always talking about herself. Let's try some of that "the world" stuff. Go watch the latest Democratic primary debate (I'm sure it's available on YouTube) and give her thoughts.

"They talked a lot about a lot of different subjects."

Perhaps a discussion about the Wuhan Coronavirus and whether she thinks it's manmade, and if she thinks that, was it released deliberately or by accident?

"The corona? Virus? Yeah, I think it's like the flu or something. And you know, there's evidence on both sides on whether it was man made or from nature, like earth's own flu virus. I can see both sides, because I like to give everything equal time. You can't grow and learn on a daily basis if you don't keep an open mind!"

Thoughts on Prince Harry and his wife stepping down as royals?

"Harry Potter got that thing from the queen? Like he's a sir now? I haven't watched the later movies yet, so....."

Greta Thunberg?

"Is she like, related to Kate Winslet? Hee hee. I'm just kidding. But if you give me some movies she's in, I'll check 'em out!"

Brexit?

"I'm pretty sure I saw that brand of crackers the last time I was in the store. BAAAAAAYYYYYYBE! What was the name of those crackers we were looking at? The ones with the funny name? Oh well, I'll look for them next time and maybe do a taste test on camera."

Iran?

"Whuuuuuut?"

 

[Wonky Eye]

What does strike me as interesting is that the lighting is pretty much identical in each (which may just be artificial lights in the kitchen), but for someone as lazy as Amberlynn, she has gone to a LOT of trouble to try and look different in each mukbang. Given that Amber frequently wears the same things for several days, it seems a little odd to me that in each mukbang, she is wearing a different outfit, different earrings, and even uses different plates. It's almost like she thinks she is being really clever in staging it to look like different days, and we know she's been caught out doing exactly this before.
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I just don't know - I am not a crazy conspiracy-theory haydur, but something about these mukbangs is just off to me. Anyone else have any thoughts?

Hm, I'd never thought about it. I don't think she filmed it all in one day, because it seems she's been talking about subjects that came on KF/in the comments in-between videos and I'm pretty sure she isn't able to foresee the haydurs, given she's not able to remember the things she says.

However, Amber has a history to go through more trouble lying that being truthful. Making that rape allegation video ? The urologist thing ? I have no more example cause I couldn't bother.
Also, gorl has been seeking praise recently, saying that with all the weight she's lost she can now try on different clothes without breathing real hard and needing to sit, so I guess gorl could wear 3 different outfits throughout the day, knowing she films her 20 minutes break between each outfit. Earrings are even easier to change.
And of course she uses different plates, which could be, to me, evidence that she's filmed it all in one day. Using the same plates would mean doing the dishes immediately after eating, several times that day. She doesn't do that.

Thought I'm enclined to think she didn't film these in the same day, but please prove me wrong so I can be a haydur again.

edit: english hard

 

[a834604]

Iran
"Whuuuuuut?"

"I don't run, I have bad knees"

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

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TBH she looks smaller in the December picture. I know the angle isn't exactly the same, but her arm looks smaller, and the under-chin fat looks the same or maybe slightly smaller, as well as the distance from shelf to gunt. This really isn't showing whatever the hell she thinks it shows.

Also it's cute that she updated her IG but didn't update the current weight on it to reflect that she is no longer a dainty 519.6 lbs.
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EDIT: Here's an actual comparison picture that means something, Amber. You might recognize her, it's Amy Slaton.
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This heifer truly makes me laugh

I know I didn't make up the fact she cuntily said she will block anyone sending her comparison photos as they 'aren't helpful' or some-such bullcrap

FWIW, I agree that if anything (and we're obviously talking degrees of hugeness here) if anything she does look smaller in the December photo

Gorl is an absolute 'tard

 

[bev]

I'm genuinely surprised that we haven't yet gone through the annual, "Maybe she's clickbaiting bc she's realized she doesn't have enough saved for taxes," discussion. Either that or she's too greedy to have less than a specific amount in her account post taxes.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Thought I'm enclined to think she didn't film these in the same day, but please prove me wrong so I can be a haydur again.

There is a principle called "Occam's razor" which can be defined as "the simplest solution is most likely the right one". With Amber, we can make another principle called "Amber's Pillow Mountain" which can be defined as "the laziest solution is most likely the right one".

As far as her filming 3 Mukbangs in a row, changing clothes and using different plates, this is way to complicated and difficult for our gurl to do. Under the Amber's Pillow Mountain principle, for her to do this, she would have the same clothes and used the same plates.