Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GogglyGoblin]

I am tempted to post a legit weigh-in video of myself, just to show Hamber how it's done. Too much PL involved, though.

Do it, make sure your ID is in the shot so you can prove beyond all doubts how you are orders of magnitude better than Amber.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

I was curious about that as well but not until that episode was over so it was hard to remember her sitting/standing beside other objects for scale. Useless as this is, she didn't strike me unusually short or tall. I got a little spergy & looked up 'average height for women - US' & that's approximately 5'4" with a few ethnicity based variations.

Seana carries a lot more weight above her waist, a la Dana but Amber easily offsets that with her legs.

So I'm thinking they're pretty damned close in weight.

I agree. I think ambers weight distribution makes her look heavier than she really is because she has that massive shelf ass and lumber legs. Even Dana with her impressive paunch carries weight better than our gorl.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

I agree. I think ambers weight distribution makes her look heavier than she really is because she has that massive shelf ass and lumber legs. Even Dana with her impressive paunch carries weight better than our gorl.

Her arms were what caught my attention, they look so much smaller than Amber's somehow. I'm sure Amber's fat distribution doesn't help at all.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Do it, make sure your ID is in the shot so you can prove beyond all doubts how you are orders of magnitude better than Amber.

Not about being "better". The fuckery she presents with weigh-ins is not credible in the first to 99th degree.

That's the only point being made here.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I vote she has id even if the requirements in Kentucky are lax (which is apalling, needless to say). She bought a car. She has procured lodging, and she has used medical services besides ER. If she is really trying to wing it without a valid id, she deserves whatever happens as a result. I can see her being too lazy to get a new one because no one asks for it in her state, though, and I kinda want the no ID rumor to be true so we get a chimpout when it blows up in her face. If you think about it, she is stuck in hollers of KY if she really doesn't have one because if she tries to travel out of state, she might be screwed.

I would LOVE for her to experience some kind of hardship that is money or travel related or any sort of thing that has nothing to do with her weight. Because you know she would make it ABOUT her weight - fat shaming, y'all! -when it's simply a byproduct of her dumbassery and unwillingness to join everyone else in this very real society where things have consequences.

Honestly I would respect her so much more if she just had crazy breakdowns like Nikocado, because that would be the only part of her channel that is truly genuine. I know under those rolls of blubber fat our gorl is really hurting.

I've often said close to the same thing. If she'd just admit she doesn't really want to lose the weight, that would be more respectable. Stil stupid, but respectable.

650 lb Seana Collins and our "550 lb" princess. How tall is Seana?

I wasn't sure when I started capping it in the MSHPL thread, but I was a little suspicious. Then she climbed out of bed and hit the shower, and ohmygod her laaayyyggs. They are exactly how I think Big Al's are, right down to the calf fat hanging over her ankles. (Also Seana went barefoot from home to the airport to a plane to the airport in Houston. It always grosses me out when fatties go barefoot everywhere.)

 

[knobslobbin]

If corona spreads in the US, it could wipe out all the morbidly obese since they are more susceptible to pneumonia. Do we have a disaster preparedness plan in place for a decimation in the lolcow population?

Is hamber even aware of the virus yet? Someone should tell her so we'll get a video of her prepping at the local walmart. I wonder what that cart would contain?

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

If corona spreads in the US, it could wipe out all the morbidly obese since they are more susceptible to pneumonia. Do we have a disaster preparedness plan in place for a decimation in the lolcow population?

Is hamber even aware of the virus yet? Someone should tell her so we'll get a video of her prepping at the local walmart. I wonder what that cart would contain?

Amber's diet already consists mostly of non-perishable canned horseshit so I don't think it would be too different than the everyday haul, but who knows. I'm more interested in the mountain of garbage "survival items" she would buy and then have Benzy install a Wommart industrial shelf to house.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Amber never leaves the house she isn't gonna get the KungFlu.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I don't want Amber to die of Chinkin Pox. This show wont have a satisfying ending until she admits to being 600lbs. It's ok if she lost weight to get back into the 500s, I just want the admission video. If Chinkin Pox hits the fagshack it'll probably kill off Becky and Al will pull through like a cockroach, then Eric & Ricky will be stuck with her out of sympathy.

 

[babyTAP]

If Chinkin Pox hits the fagshack it'll probably kill off Becky and Al will pull through like a cockroach, then Eric & Ricky will be stuck with her out of sympathy.

Out of sympathy? No way. Necky or no Necky, Big Al is only tolerated because she by her own admission pays 3/4 of the rent. The fag twins keep her around because it’s easier for them to survive on a single income while still having the cash to splash out at BBW. That’s it. If (when) that well runs dry Amber will find her shelf ass thrown out on the mean streets of Kentucky like the garbage she is. These hoes ain’t loyal.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

We have been discussing that Amber could not fit in the shower so that is why she looks dirty all the time. However, Seana of MSHPL can fit in it. I think the reason that Amber does not wash is that she is too lazy to do it. This was the same with Gina. Amber can’t be bothered to remove her makeup before going to bed, something that does not take any time. With Amber, laziness should always be the first response to her behaviour.

 

[Twinkie]

I just deleted a bunch of off-topic posts instead of moving them, because it was the same stupid ID debate we've had a hundred times. Even the slightest effort to avoid completely derailing this thread would be appreciated.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

So...much...brown. No healthy leafy greens in sight. Celery doesn’t count.

Have we even seen Amber eat a leafy green since her salad saga?

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Have we even seen Amber eat a leafy green since her salad saga?

Not that I can recall. Just some bland broccoli from the Freshly saga.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Imagine being so fucking limited by your own self induced physical disabilities that BATHING requires too much energy. This is why everyone hates fat people.

Also she should cut her hair. It looks so fucking gross. She said she washes it every 7-10 days. Morbidly obese people sweat at fucking baseline. I bet her hair smells like dead moths.

 

[ADHD]

Amber never leaves the house she isn't gonna get the KungFlu.

If it comes into the house, it's probably coming in from Ricky, since he interacts with the most people.

Also she should cut her hair. It looks so fucking gross. She said she washes it every 7-10 days. Morbidly obese people sweat at fucking baseline. I bet her hair smells like dead moths.

She could cut off like 2 feet of it and no one would ever know since she insists on keeping in that traction allopecia-inducing poop bun.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If it's thinning, then added length simply makes it look thinner & the added weight draws it down flat to her scalp.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Out of sympathy? No way. Necky or no Necky, Big Al is only tolerated because she by her own admission pays 3/4 of the rent.

She pays 3/4ths of the rent? Why is she paying Eric's portion of the rent (because I'm pretty sure Rickie wouldn't take a handout from Amber like that, he barely even speaks to her)? He's got some YouTube money coming in too. Talk about buying your friends.

 

[Moonpie]

I think she keeps it long because:
She thinks it's her femininity. She thinks it makes her dainty.
She's too lazy to screw with it.
She uses it as a security blanket.

 

[ADHD]

Oh it makes her look dainty, alright. Like a dainty ornament on top of one lumpy ass Christmas tree.

Seriously, she would be better cutting it short enough that she could wear it down more or wear it in a bouncy ponytail. There is nothing feminine about the way she looks with that stupid bun. She looks like a wanna be sumo wrestler, except I'm pretty sure they have bigger tits than she does.

Dainty genderless blob.