Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Honzou]

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Got some “Optimistic” Ratings to spare?

Yeah,

Let’s use all of them.

Well this didn't age well.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

But how will AL cope with Walmart being closed from 11 pm-6 am??? That’s when she has to send Necky out for the binge monster’s precious Reese’s.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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God I thought that read “I’ve lost 600 pounds and that’s just the beginning.” Thought the bitch was killing herself. I’m so disappointed

 

[Logical Fallacies]

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Mattie_Me is a good fatty unlike Amber. Praise her.

Don't use people's hate of Amber to lift up your ego and assure people you're the good kind of fatty, Mattie. You're still fat. And Amber still lies. We all know that.

Yes, Amber, the pandemic is just beginning!

If the stores don't get restocked and people quit doing panic runs on them, that's going to take a toll on Amber's mental, which as we know, is scary. I can imagine her easily eating the entire household's food in a day if she gets freaked out enough.

Part of me wants to see how Amber reacts if she has to deal with real restriction/hunger. This woman hasn't felt real hunger since forever or maybe never. All her hunger is emotional.

 

[goodgrief]

Part of me wants to see how Amber reacts if she has to deal with real restriction/hunger. This woman hasn't felt real hunger since forever or maybe never. All her hunger is emotional.

She's gonna have to decide who she can do without. I'm guessing she'll sacrifice Eric first.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

Under Young Dumb Honey Bun’s “Read Amberlynn’s Poetry with me Part 2“

 

[marjoram]

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Under Young Dumb Honey Bun’s “Read Amberlynn’s Poetry with me Part 2“

Nice try. Amtard. 17, huh? Not sure about ALL of that dreck, but some of them were written just a few years ago. Like- Rain and Petals Eavesdrop? There are dates on that shit. The writing hasn't improved one iota.
So much for being the "best writer I know" and sooo blessed with natural writing "talent". Careful with that backpedaling..if you trip and fall over nobody will ever be able to get you back up...

 

[ADHD]

So, Amber thought YDHB looked like someone Miley would sit down to an interview with..... Is that a compliment to YDHB or just another instance of Amber being as dumb as a box of rocks?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

So, Amber thought YDHB looked like someone Miley would sit down to an interview with..... Is that a compliment to YDHB or just another instance of Amber being as dumb as a box of rocks?

Amber IS box of rocks dumb, but she has been crafty as fuck in dealing with the haydur nation. It's probably just base animal cunning on her part and not a conscious course of action, though.

But Dummy Bum must be creaming her size 16s that senpai noticed her.

Point: Amber.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

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Under Young Dumb Honey Bun’s “Read Amberlynn’s Poetry with me Part 2“

"They tricked me into clicking..."

SURE, JAN.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

So now Krystle has been relegated to her best friend at that time? I doubt she meant that Kristle, her best friend, wanted to read the poetry again at that point in time.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Okay so now that we know Amber will click on anything anyone sends her, I suggest either “Fat Acceptance Cringe Comp” disguised as “Ariana Grande Carpool Karaoke”, or “Amberlynn Reid Then VS Now” disguised as “Ten Easy Steps to Lose Weight Without Dieting”.

Seriously, with excuses that r.etarded you’re better off not explaining at all, Hammy. Not even your three fans think you’re oblivious to haydurs when all you do is cry about them.

 

[Moonpie]

This is an excerpt from the Scottie bs she wrote. Notice the pairings -Amber/Miley, Krystal/Nena.
Lmao she was well beyond 17 when writing the gibberish hogwash.

 

[ADHD]

Not even a generic Krystal, but Krystle. I have never known anyone to use that spelling of the name outside of Amber's ex. The fact that Amber has her paired with Nena makes it pretty clear Amber wrote it after they broke up. I don't know why she thinks anyone would believe she wrote that when she was 17.

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Anxious about what?? Did the local pizzeria close down?

Aww, poor baby. Did Becky bounce off to Norma Jean's house and leave Amber to deal with having to ration herself with only the food already in the house?

 

[raritycunt]

Anxious about what?? Did the local pizzeria close down?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"I'm tired of having to be grown up."

Bloody hell, I don't know any adult who doesn't have some sort of anxiety daily. "Damn, I slept through my alarm - boss is going to kill me if I'm late today before the big meeting!" "Oh no, Sean only got a D in math this semester; I have to call the teacher." "Shit, did I forget to turn off the oven before leaving?"

Yeah, that's minor stuff but major or minor, most people have some level of stress every day, including even the most organized people.

She's lucky - she has a warm, dry, safe place to live, an income, food in the cupboard & people around her. No loved one is dying, in jail or anything of that sort.

She seriously needs to practice her anxious face - that expression looks more like she's zoned out starting at one of her crayoned mandalas.

 

[ADHD]

No loved one is dying, in jail or anything of that sort.

Isn't her brother in jail?

 

[raritycunt]

She’s definitely one of those people who gets super stressed over fuck all. Then there’s people who could be in the middle of a massive crisis and they’re just calmly plodding on.

 

[Kikomobi]

Going into quarantine with ALR:
The other inhabitants of that house will have to hide food under their bed or in holes in the wall.
ALR will lose a shit ton of weight from food shortage.
ALR will manipulate Becky into going outside and scavenging for food which will consequentially lead to Becky getting covid.
ALR getts sick but she doesn't care because that means she can gain all the weight back.
ALR dies in 24 hours.
Becky dies in 48 hours after drinking herself into a coma.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

bad news gorls. judging from a very small sample size, wommarts seem to not be struggling with stocking food as much as other places. toilet paper was nowhere to be found and the egg supply was low, but we know hamber's body is incapable of using both of those items. the chip, candy, and crap aisles were full to the brim and they were even stocking all of the easter sweets. amber has said she doesn't like easter candy (it's just normal candy in pastel colors and shaped like bunnies you re.tard) but these count as easter candy so i'm sure she'll indulge (just as a little treat though!!!)