Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Keyboard Warrior]

so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual?

I definitely have. It took a while to get here, though. I've been watching since 2018 and she's pretty boring on a good day, but as recently as last summer, she was still deep-throating kebabs and talking about bleeding belly buttons. The sheer ridiculousness of that kept me tuned in. Also, the comments were funnier. Lately I'm just over it. It's like watching the 20th season of a show that's run out of material. There's no character development. Nothing ever really changes.

Amber's never gonna be this inspirational ObeseToBeast success story, because fat or skinny, she's just a deeply unlikeable person. She'd have to leave Youtube for a long time, lose some substantial weight and come back with some humility and contrition. Then maybe I'd give a singular fuck. But probably not even then, cause like @StrawberryDouche, that's never been the draw for me. A 170 lb Amber would just be a bigger, more entitled bitch with no personality. Nah, hard pass.

Thankfully, there's no shortage of fat people on a failed 'journey', so if she decided tomorrow to quit Youtube, it honestly wouldn't be a huge loss, beyond the loss of conversation here which I do enjoy. But she's not the only cow on the farm anymore. We'll all just move to greener pastures!

 

[DubbleBubble]

Recently a picture from Bergamo was posted on r/italy, and it portrayed a street with military trucks in it. There were so many you couldn't even see where they began and where they finished. All those trucks were filled with the coffins of the people who have died, and they were being transported to another city to be cremated, because Bergamo's crematorium couldn't handle that many bodies. Bergamo is a major city and counts more than 120k residents, and even they can't handle it.

Amber doesn't seem to realize not only how terrible the situation is in general, but how terrible it could be for her too: she is morbidly obese, and has diabetes and respiratory problems, if she were to get sick, there would be no possibility for her to get out of it alive.

it really is a case of, right now, aint nobody got time for Amber's shit. The ALR show was already painfully boring, with better alternatives. But general interest was low enough because even without a virus that reaps the vulnerable like industrial farm equipment through a wheat field, Amber aint got that long, and now.. the way she's OBLIVIOUS to the world around her, still goes out every day for food, and paws her grubby hands on everything like normal... I'd be very surprised if she doesnt join the death stats in the coming months.

There's just no point in watching such a literal dead end anymore. BUT, who knows, maybe she'll step her game up to grab more attention even during a pandemic... Probably not but here's hoping.

 

[Honzou]

My only hope is that once she's below 500 lbs she rewards herself with a fast food mukbang and everything spirals out of control. Without some serious shake up this bitch is just too boring compared to other cows.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I know I'm late to the whole name change thing, been away and all, but what if she pulls an Onision:
"They kept yelling 'Amberlynn we just want to talk!' that's not even my name, my name is Amber"

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm only here now waiting for the "Fat Girl with COVID" video.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yup - at last count, 99 confirmed in Kentucky with 1 in her county & that's as of this morning. It's going to start REALLY ramping up now. If she's still stupidly going out in public, she could come down with it.

That being said - the first time she gets a sniffle, she'll be on her channel with the "I Think I Have That CoFifi; Whatever, Sickness!"

In light of the fact that many of her viewers may already have it or be listed as a probable case or have vulnerable loved ones in that position, it should go over about as well as your average lead balloon.

When she's inevitable shat on for pulling that crap, it will be followed by the "People Are SO Cruel, So VILE To Me!" video. Her best course of action right now is to either a) shut up & upload nothing or b) find something even remotely useful to others to post about.

I doubt wither of those options is in her wheelhouse.

 

[Twinkie]

Not that Amberlynn knows what the senate is or does, but it should probably be noted for posterity that Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first U.S. senator to test positive for coronavirus.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Amber: "Of COURSE I know what 'senate' means. Here, I'll show you by using it. When I texted that last order to Amazon, they senate to me. Hmph! And haydurs say I don't understand English."

 

[ADHD]

Not that Amberlynn knows what the senate is or does, but it should probably be noted for posterity that Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first U.S. senator to test positive for coronavirus.

Maybe now his neighbor will think twice about assaulting him while he's mowing his lawn.

Amber probably would see "Rand Paul" and think someone fucked up the spelling of "RuPaul".

 

[#1DeathFat]

Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Call me when you're too scared & anxious to fart around with makeup, take selfies & play Etch-A-Sketch with filters.

Scared, anxious? Why? Did both you & your spouse get laid off with no savings, mortgage payment due Wednesday & a dread that because you both work in tourism/hospitality it will be a long time before you work again? And the 2 kids are home for at least several weeks to come & already bored? Oh & your Dad just called - Mom is sick & he's taking her to hospital because she's starting to have trouble catching her breath?

We're ALL experiencing varying levels of anxiety & sometimes fear - until we kick our own backsides & govern our emotions. Somehow we're managing to cope without glittery sparkles on a badly filtered selfie.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

Baby your eyebrows give me anxiety.
Has she ever in her life taken a selfie without a filter?

 

[Mr Foster]

Baby your eyebrows give me anxiety.
Has she ever in her life taken a selfie without a filter?

No. Her ego can't take it.

 

[teat]

She looks like an ass cheek with that blurry filter.
I'm beyond tired of hearing about this ass cheeks anxiety, pop a xanax if it's that bad.
Amber is almost 30! Put up or shut up. Fuck.

 

[Das Bucket]

She needs to tone it way down with these cutesy Snapchat posts. The weight loss is getting to her head. Girl, you’re still over 500 lbs! That coronavirus will wipe her the fuck out.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I still do not get that she wants to be taken seriously in her vlogs then post juvenile pictures of her with furry ears like a 10 years old girl. If she wants to be seen as a puerile cute little bunny, fine, but she should not be surprised if people are calling out her rubbish.

 

[877CA$HC0W]

“WAAAH IM SO ANXIOUZ YEW GUYZ!!! HERE’S A SOOPER COOT PIC OF MAH FACE CUZ IM SOOO SCURRED!!! ITS THE VIRUZ YALL!!!! ITZ HIT MAH LOCOL WOMMART”

 

[ADHD]

pop a xanax if it's that bad.

I don't think Becky would appreciate Amber stealing her meds.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Her anxiety is so bad she is just desperate for attention

Spoiler: I'm exceptional

I tried to upload as a video but clearly I'm a re.tard so I used gifs instead.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i guess becky's dingle dangle just ain't cutting it these days.