Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Anything that makes her the center of attention is something she likes. This speculative bullshit is in that column.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Walmart just released a new line of instant meals, so Amber is currently indisposed.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Anything that makes her the center of attention is something she likes. This speculative bullshit is in that column.

Being that Hamber is a circus freak sideshow, this might be more appropriate:

'There's no such thing as bad publicity' is often associated with Phineas T. Barnum, the 19th century American showman and circus owner. Barnum was a self-publicist of the first order and never missed an opportunity to present his wares to the public. As with many other supposed quotations, there's no hard evidence to link the 'bad publicity' quotation to him.

But this is also applicable:
'There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.'

 

[a dinosaur]

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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STFU already. You were the one bitching that you couldn’t buy his new eye shadow the moment it came out because the server crashed. Remember that you hypocritical cunt?

Also, if you ate more vegetables (even the “wrong way” and ignored comments) you might lose some weight. Just a tip.

 

[draculasestateagent]

STFU already. You were the one bitching that you couldn’t buy his new eye shadow the moment it came out because the server crashed. Remember that you hypocritical cunt?

Also, if you ate more vegetables (even the “wrong way” and ignored comments) you might lose some weight. Just a tip.

I was gonna say she was crying about not being able to buy his make up like a year ago and now she’s making it about herself, of course.

 

[8008135]

FFS, all this "She ded" shit happens every fucking time she goes on hiatus because people try to get a rise out of her and make her post. It's annoying as shit, but these 'tards never learn.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

So, Amber, are you a martyr for the cause of body positivity, or do you have tons of amazing fans who hang onto your every flap word?

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

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[StuffedChocolate]

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So, Amber, are you a martyr for the cause of body positivity, or do you have tons of amazing fans who hang onto your every flap word?

Amber is jealous of the amount sheep he has

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

Horizontally. Like an ear of corn.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

In a cake

 

[Fag Goat]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

In a fettuccine sauce with extra sauce.

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

You shove it up your ass.

 

[KitsuneEyes]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

By suggesting you would eat the carrot, but instead trolling your audience by filming yourself eating an entire rotisserie chicken and being smug about.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

Rectally... Awww man, crawling chaos got there first lol. Good job mate.

 

[Owlflaps]

Wait. How do you eat a carrot the wrong way.

Like a dick?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

WTF does amberlynn have to show for her three decades on this planet?

600 lbs., no tits, a monster shelf ass, a Thumb Butler to wipe it and the intellect of a 12 yr. old. And oh, missing lady parts.

That's a start!

 

[McBoogerBall]

No new video in a week? Damn Hamber, my expectations were low, but you exceeded it. Its almost comical seeing Amber attempt a schedule at this point; the cycle never lies. Is the revenue for YouTube this month really shit or what?