Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bilibin]

At first glance I'd think a large person with a walker is at least trying to function, and therefore less pathetic and loathsome.

If you expect yourself to change and loose weight any day now, getting a walker, your own scooter, a seat for the shower, seatbelt extender, clothes that actually fit or anything to help the quality of life for a morbidly obese person, is like accepting your current situation and that your problems are there to stay for the foreseeable future. It could also be that these things have connotations with people who have difficulties in life and they're not like "one of those people" they see on TV. Amber has previously been in denial of her immobility and it did seem like she managed to appreciate some of what she had lost after being down 90 something last year.. That however is going straight into the memory hole as she convinces herself she's still living her best life while gaining all of it back.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

A dainty size NINE ring

 

[Pippeyy]

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A dainty size NINE ring

That's big and I think she's lying about that. She has showed her rings and the sizes. When she was the same weight before she couldn't fit a 10 to the base of the finger. She put it on her thumb.

 

[Scrumption]

I just know that all these questions she's getting, the ones in which people overreact about her not wearing her engagement ring in videos, were sent by our truly exceptional haydurs of facebook and friends. No one of sound mind gives a shit whether or not she wears her engagement ring 24-7; and if anything, the reason has nothing to do with not loving Necky and everything to do with the discomfort of stuffing her cabbage patch kid fingers through the metal loop. It should go without saying that many people prefer to not wear their wedding/engagement, usually because of laziness or physical discomfort. I can just picture the haydurs on fb powerleveling about how they would never take off their engagement rings.

 

[double second]

I believe an adult with severe germ-type OCD would wear latex gloves to the library, wipe down all the books checked out, and then read them wearing latex gloves. I believe they'd do the same thing at a bookstore though as well. There are lots of people touching a book between manufacturing, stocking and when it leaves the store with a customer. Some people even read books at the store in those comfy chairs and put them back on the shelf. Getting the second or fourth book in the stack isn't going to ease an OCD'rs OCD, they know that trick, and they know the third one was once the first one and just as touched. Interesting that doesn't trigger ALR's OCD.

Amber has tried to LARP as a full-fledged OCD type, mentioning she has rituals or does things that bother becky. But of course, she's never elaborated. OCD routines can be fixed but also random intrusive thoughts and routines. I refuse to believe amber really has OCD until she says things like "this book took longer to read than it should, my anxiety is making my OCD act up and I had read every paragraph starting with the word "the" three times or else something bad might happen" (though she reads here, and now she'll probably start saying things like that, so I'll just never believe she has OCD)

eta: reply to @StrawberryDouche I agree about the narrow spaces, but also, libraries don't have tables full of "employees choice" or highlighting a certain type of book. I doubt she scans the shelves, she just picks up everything on the "recommended LGBT teen reading" table. Not to mention, the dewy decimal system would be totally baffling for her. "do we...whut? I'm not good at math, I can't do decimals"

She thinks that OCD is a personality quirk and that people who have it don’t have to take any accountability for their behaviors. She thinks she can convince people she has it by claiming to engage in a stereotypical OCD behavior, when OCD is actually defined by significant distress. Contamination OCD reaches every area of life- these are people who wash their hands until they bleed, take hour-long showers where they obsessively scrub their bodies, change their clothes multiple times per day because they can’t wear “outside clothes” inside, clean their homes obsessively, refuse to eat foods that they believe are in some way contaminated, etc. I have never met someone whose COCD begins and ends with library books. The only reason it’s slightly believable is that a lot of people with and without COCD are more wary of touching certain shared objects because of the pandemic, but that would still extend to things other than books.
And even if she did actually have OCD, it’s her responsibility to take medication for it and engage in therapy on a consistent basis. Taking Luvox for awhile might even make her lose weight. I find it impossible to believe that wack-ass psychiatrist from a couple of years ago diagnosed her with bipolar disorder, OCPD, GAD, and panic disorder and would diagnose all of that in a single visit but would miss OCD. A mental health professional can identify OCD in 2 seconds, because obsessions and compulsive behaviors are pretty specific to OCD.

 

[loafloaf]

She answered a question on an Instagram story and said she had to get her ring sized down to a 9 because a 9.5 is too big. There is NO way her fingers are that small. They’re fucking sausages. I’m HALF her size (not that that’s anything to brag about) and wear a size 10 and my fingers look nothing like hers. I just really find that hard to believe.

It's an obvious lie, however if she addressed it she'd just reference that she's 5"3 and therefore dainty and needs tiny rings. One of the main problems with Amber is that she has extreme body dysmorphia. She believes deep down that she's not super morbidly obese and everyone around her is overreacting about her weight.

 

[AmberAlert]

She answered a question on an Instagram story and said she had to get her ring sized down to a 9 because a 9.5 is too big. There is NO way her fingers are that small. They’re fucking sausages. I’m HALF her size (not that that’s anything to brag about) and wear a size 10 and my fingers look nothing like hers. I just really find that hard to believe.

Damn bitch you fat. Get your life together.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Amber's not moving. She's probably just decluttering to make room for this week's inevitable "Walmart Springtime and Easter Haul!!!" video.

As for her news, I doubt it had anything to do with her cancer or a potential weight loss surgery (there's no way any doctor in their right mind would approve her). She said that it had something to do with her past, so it's possible that one of her siblings who had been put up for adoption reached out.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

In regards to the library question

Here we have one of Becky's book sale posts. The bottom two books were clearly library books that were then sold used by the library. The top book is very clearly a used book, way more than one person having owned that going by its spine. She won't go to a library because her OCD prevents her? As dumb as that excuse is, it seems even dumber when she's actively buying used books that have been sold off by libraries after years of libraries owning them.

There's the possibility that these aren't ALR's books, but 1) She loves Danielle Steele, 2) I doubt Becky reads, 3) Becky claimed every book was her book which we know isn't true based on ALR's videos, and 4) I could consult her "Books I Read" segments but those videos were so fucking dull sounding I didn't watch them the first time let alone go back to do due diligence.

Fatty's lying.

 

[double second]

In regards to the library question


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Here we have one of Becky's book sale posts. The bottom two books were clearly library books that were then sold used by the library. The top book is very clearly a used book, way more than one person having owned that going by its spine. She won't go to a library because her OCD prevents her? As dumb as that excuse is, it seems even dumber when she's actively buying used books that have been sold off by libraries after years of libraries owning them.

There's the possibility that these aren't ALR's books, but 1) She loves Danielle Steele, 2) I doubt Becky reads, 3) Becky claimed every book was her book which we know isn't true based on ALR's videos, and 4) I could consult her "Books I Read" segments but those videos were so fucking dull sounding I didn't watch them the first time let alone go back to do due diligence.

Fatty's lying.

That's different, people who read Danielle Steele don't have any germs

 

[The Faggot of the Opera]

In regards to the library question


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Here we have one of Becky's book sale posts. The bottom two books were clearly library books that were then sold used by the library. The top book is very clearly a used book, way more than one person having owned that going by its spine. She won't go to a library because her OCD prevents her? As dumb as that excuse is, it seems even dumber when she's actively buying used books that have been sold off by libraries after years of libraries owning them.

There's the possibility that these aren't ALR's books, but 1) She loves Danielle Steele, 2) I doubt Becky reads, 3) Becky claimed every book was her book which we know isn't true based on ALR's videos, and 4) I could consult her "Books I Read" segments but those videos were so fucking dull sounding I didn't watch them the first time let alone go back to do due diligence.

Fatty's lying.

If she wasn't such a dumb/lazy ass she'd take save up all these books and take them in one haul to the Half Price Books in Lexington: https://www.hpb.com/088/. Less than a 20 minute drive, and although they don't tend to give great buyback prices, she could easily use the money towards a decent discount on her next round of pathetic YA novels.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber's not moving. She's probably just decluttering to make room for this week's inevitable "Walmart Springtime and Easter Haul!!!" video.

As for her news, I doubt it had anything to do with her cancer or a potential weight loss surgery (there's no way any doctor in their right mind would approve her). She said that it had something to do with her past, so it's possible that one of her siblings who had been put up for adoption reached out.

It is likely to do with her family. The news is one month old and she has not discussed it so far on social media.
As far as bariatric surgery, even before being approved, she would need to lose a fair amount of weight, likely 50-100 pounds, solve her sleep apnea, and go to see a therapist. She is far from being approved for such surgery. She also had surgery for cancer less than a year ago. With a BMI of almost 100, she is high risk for complications.
Is she still on Jenny Craig? Doubt it. We have not seen Day 4 and she was so happy on Day 3 that she likely binged a lot. She likely quit the Jenny Craig “journey”, and will now posts hauls and food tasting. The question is will it be recent or are we going to see month old vlogs? I expect her to take an hiatus of a few days, or weeks.

 

[peach tea]

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A dainty size NINE ring

The huge (haha), vast majority of women are between a size 4 and a size 7. Some women I’ve worked with had a bigger second knuckle than where the ring actually sits, so they need the higher end of that spectrum. But their actual finger size is probably a 6. I’ve seen tall women sneak into the 7-8 range. The only women I have ever encountered that needed a size 9+ were morbidly obese.

A size 9 is almost the lowest end of men’s sizes. Most men are between 10 and 12, again, a lot of that depends on that last knuckle in the finger. Very tall men or men who are obese don’t even generally go past a size 12. Some do, but it’s not often in my experience.


Edited for correction on sizing

Also, note that I’m only talking about the traditional left hand ring finger here. My thumb is a size 8 for comparison.

 

[Gorl Talk]

Re "I could never use books that a ton of other people were using": What an absolute dipshart. Libraries have covid protocols, idiot. Also, does she think slews of people are dropping dead from book-contracted covid? (They are not.)

 

[mekalekahi]

You guys her restarting WW every week is due to bipolar dont you get it?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Late I know but thinking about her ring explanation. She says she had to "size down" - does she mean have the ring resized? That would cost nearly as much as the ring did. Did she trade it in for a smaller ring?

Either way, still doesn't answer where it is now. More than enough time has passed for the ring to be resized or for her to trade it for a different size.

 

[Queen_Ree]

Another thing in regards to ring sizes and Amber in general that I tend to forget is how fucking short she is even for a woman! I guess it’s hard to get perspective in her videos but I always tend to perceive her as being quite a bit taller. So if I were to see her in public it would be even more jarring.. like here’s this short dumpy blob that looks like a cross between a fucking tree trunk and a hippo. I would stare for sure. It’s still no excuse but at least if she were taller it would distribute the weight a little better. So she’s saying her ring finger is only a 9 like it’s something to be proud of when she most likely would be on the lower end of the spectrum if she were actually a normal weight..

 

[Pippeyy]

Late I know but thinking about her ring explanation. She says she had to "size down" - does she mean have the ring resized? That would cost nearly as much as the ring did. Did she trade it in for a smaller ring?

Either way, still doesn't answer were it is now. More than enough time has passed for the ring to be resized or for her to trade it for a different size.

They don't resize cheap silver/cz rings. You just have to buy another one. She can't tell the truth to save her life...

 

[Wonky Eye]

You guys her restarting WW every week is due to bipolar dont you get it?

She wants surgery but since she has to make efforts to get approved then it's not up to her ? makes sense in the amberworld

 

[497]

Didn't she have 2 rings? Or bought another one. With how much she says she swells she might need the 2 sizes.

Another thing in regards to ring sizes and Amber in general that I tend to forget is how fucking short she is even for a woman! I guess it’s hard to get perspective in her videos but I always tend to perceive her as being quite a bit taller. So if I were to see her in public it would be even more jarring.. like here’s this short dumpy blob that looks like a cross between a fucking tree trunk and a hippo. I would stare for sure. It’s still no excuse but at least if she were taller it would distribute the weight a little better. So she’s saying her ring finger is only a 9 like it’s something to be proud of when she most likely would be on the lower end of the spectrum if she were actually a normal weight..

it would be something to see, she says she is 5'1" (or 5'2" but people say her skeleton and joints are worn down/compressed so it makes her shorter. And if you think AL's aren't Tammy Slaton said she has no knee cartilage anymore, it's just bone on bone, and they've been around the same weight).