Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber's situation was clearly deemed necessitating the hysterectomy but they mitigated the anesthesia risk by using an epidural block rather than giving her general anesthesia....that's not commonplace, but the little she has detailed about that surgery and her recovery ring true that a spinal block of some kind was used. I don't remember exactly what Amber's paperwork said but she was either late stage one or early stage two. At the time I thought her paperwork looked genuine.

I'm surprised shes using terms like "cancer free" and "her Dr agrees". I've just passed the 6 year mark since my surgery, and certainly not been told that by my specialists although after 5 years they tend to not follow you anymore. I suspect she might well be trying to convince herself that the cancer is gone simply so she can blow off her gyn/onc appointments, because guaranteed she's not happy having an internal pelvic examination every 3-6 months...and yes they still shove that speculum up there for a look around even with no cervix, uterus or ovaries.

From the medical report:

History of Present Illness:

Chief Complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer.

This 29 year old gravida 0 para 0 presents today for follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophonectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI; no lvsi). She had a CT scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.

Medically, it does not make sense for her to use the terms "cancer-free" and "her Dr agrees". No oncologist would use the term cancer-free or agree that she is cancer-free after less than a year after diagnosis and surgery, and still doing follow-ups. The Dr probably said that they remove the main tumour and she deducted it means that she is free of cancer. Besides, they are evaluating her enlarged lymph nodes and this is the reason for the CT appointment.

 

[funtimesrun56]

So her defending herself in the live about not having sleep apnea was because she didnt stop breathing during the hysterectomy. If she had the spinal block would they keep her semi conscious like during a csection?

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Christ, I forgot about her hymen repair claim

I can certainly concede that I am ignorant on much of this topic, and that I am blinded by how obnoxiously sophomoric and vapid I find Hamber but would rather stand corrected than ass backwards wrong. I'm not trying to pry for details, but I am just curious in your opinion based on your experience... is there any legitimacy to the possibility that she wasn't diagnosed with cancer exactly, but given her weight and other chronic health issues, the risk and prognosis was bad enough to perform surgery as a preventative measure?

I know the answer will be 'because she's a dumb narcissist' but it's just so curious why she would lie about certain parts about her cancer, if she legit had it.. like why add in the part about the hymen repair that's just so ridiculous, it seems almost on purpose as bait

Most likely her ‘dainty’ hole tore during procedure & they threw a stitch or two in her. Back in the day there was a term for this. Husband stitch? Something like that? It’s pretty common after Vaginal child birth. I’m sure the magical ‘new hymen’ was from Ambers mind, not a drs conversation.
I remember a video from Amber stating that some dr was just so upfront about her having sleep apnea and Amber was thrilled because finally someone believes her symptoms... Now she doesn’t wanna ‘suffer’ from sleep apnea?! Wtf Amber. Pick one
PS/ to the mods, love y’all. I edited this post a bunch to add to it instead of triple posting like usually do. I know, fuck me, I’m a faggot. Just pointing out that I’m trying to change. Peace an love y’all.

 

[boner_alert]

At the absolute minimum she must have been diagnosed with complex hyperplasia with atypical cells to warrant the hysterectomy. In layman's terms thats a very thick endometrial lining where the cell changes are already showing pre-cancerous cells. My gyn/oncologist when running through the stages etc said "make no mistake that's still cancer" even though it's pretty much considered stage 0. If that was the case though I don't believe they would have operated on her due to her size, as at this stage they tend to just use progesterone to hold the cells at bay until the patient loses enough weight to safely operate, which is how Life by Jen was being treated (also Amanda from season 2 of Family by the Ton). Amber's situation was clearly deemed necessitating the hysterectomy but they mitigated the anesthesia risk by using an epidural block rather than giving her general anesthesia....that's not commonplace, but the little she has detailed about that surgery and her recovery ring true that a spinal block of some kind was used. I don't remember exactly what Amber's paperwork said but she was either late stage one or early stage two. At the time I thought her paperwork looked genuine. All this being said, much of the treatment etc she's spoken of since, she could very easily have gotten from internet forum groups that deal with uterine cancer. The information available on sites like hystersisters is incredibly detailed and nearly always very consistent, so she could potentially bluff her way through conversations after reading up on the processes. I'm surprised shes using terms like "cancer free" and "her Dr agrees". I've just passed the 6 year mark since my surgery, and certainly not been told that by my specialists although after 5 years they tend to not follow you anymore. I suspect she might well be trying to convince herself that the cancer is gone simply so she can blow off her gyn/onc appointments, because guaranteed she's not happy having an internal pelvic examination every 3-6 months...and yes they still shove that speculum up there for a look around even with no cervix, uterus or ovaries.

Edit to add: They also would not have taken her fallopian tubes and ovaries at her age if she didn't have cancer. Thanks @Turd Fergusson for confirming she did indeed have a TAH BSO. I'm really stumped by why she was prescribed estrogen when she had an estrogenic cancer.

Thank you for taking the time to clarify with this detailed response. With Hamber, it's always a struggle for me to try to figure out between

• She's a delusional and extreme attention whore who will do/say anything to satisfy her addiction to attention and undeserved praise finally be recognized as the insanely hot, fit boss babe she is

Vs.

• She's a product of meth and inbred bloodlines, barely operating above the mentally delayed level of the line of tards she takes advantage of her girlfriends and is not capable of creating or maintaining lies an adult would find plausible

 

[Xenomorph]

Queen of tiktok is back
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looks like a fupa and gunt.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

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looks like a fupa and gunt.

I haven’t the faintest fucking clue what I’m looking at here and I do not wish to be enlightened thank you very much.

 

[KitsuneEyes]

I just want to say a couple of things in regards to ALR livestreaming
1. The title of her latest has 001 on it .She's going to do more livestreams because lives or in general longer videos gets suggested more by the yt algoritm, its less work for her and people can literally throw money at her.
2. She's never going to turn on slow mode. With a very active chat she can nitpick questions and avoid those that she doesn't want to respond to. People will buy more superchats to get noticed.
3. She's going to put Necky at display more often so that the Thumb can earn her allowance without Amber doing any of the work, probably also to advertize Necky's """"""""""ART"""""""""
4. She's aspiring to become the Great Chantal Olive Sarault POPOOS IN THE KITCHEN EVERYBODY

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I haven’t the faintest fucking clue what I’m looking at here and I do not wish to be enlightened thank you very much.

I got you, fam.

Spoiler

 

[Squid Bitch]

I remember a video from Amber stating that some dr was just so upfront about her having sleep apnea and Amber was thrilled because finally someone believes her symptoms... Now she doesn’t wanna ‘suffer’ from sleep apnea?! Wtf Amber. Pick one

Not sure if this is the video you're referencing, but back in Dec. 2018, Amber mentioned her sleeping situation to her doctor, and the doctor basically confirmed she had sleep apnea.

 

[Bilibin]

Most likely her ‘dainty’ hole tore during procedure & they threw a stitch or two in her. Back in the day there was a term for this. Husband stitch? Something like that? It’s pretty common after Vaginal child birth. I’m sure the magical ‘new hymen’ was from Ambers mind, not a drs conversation.
I remember a video from Amber stating that some dr was just so upfront about her having sleep apnea and Amber was thrilled because finally someone believes her symptoms... Now she doesn’t wanna ‘suffer’ from sleep apnea?! Wtf Amber. Pick one
PS/ to the mods, love y’all. I edited this post a bunch to add to it instead of triple posting like usually do. I know, fuck me, I’m a faggot. Just pointing out that I’m trying to change. Peace an love y’all.

On top of multiple medical professionals telling her she has sleep apnea, she has described the most basic symptoms yet chooses to remain as blissfully ignorant as she can be. There was a while where she complained of waking up from her sleep in a panic. It just so happens that when you're forced to wake up due to excess carbon dioxide in your blood, your brain is hitting the panic signal. Even having full blown panic attacks from sleep apnea isn't too uncommon and it's vey common for these feelings to extend into the day. It's exactly what she described but she'd rather believe it has to do with repressed trauma rather than the much more likely and mundane reason of her having sleep apnea. This is very easy info to find if you just google "sleep apnea panic attack".

This is a perfect example of how she is. There is a very likely and mundane reason/solution to something but she'd rather believe/pursue something that feeds into her self masturbatory self image of herself (victim, traumatized, empathetic, unique, etc.).

 

[dfranki723]

Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.

Right. It’s definitely not because she can’t walk down the aisle, and definitely not because she can’t stand/sway to a 3 minute song. Nope, it’s her anxiety.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So her defending herself in the live about not having sleep apnea was because she didnt stop breathing during the hysterectomy. If she had the spinal block would they keep her semi conscious like during a csection?

They use conscious sedation in combination with the epidural block, so that wouldn't explain no sleep aponea during the procedure. Her hysteroscopy (basically a D&C with biopsies) would have been conscious sedation only. I think it's more likely she's either lying, or has forgotten being told about it....or maybe wasn't told at all because the oncologist knew she had been told previously. They certainly took her weight into account when performing that surgery in an effort to give her the best chance of surviving the anesthesia. I'm not sure, but I don't think the type of anesthesia she was given would rule out intubation for the procedure, which is the norm for anyone that presents with known sleep aponea. She was referred to that oncologist because of the hysteroscopy results, so her sleep aponea during that procedure would have been noted on the referral.

 

[Xenomorph]

Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.

yes the porcine team will be twirling round to the tune of their own scootys

 

[peach tea]

Guess you've never been married or had any kids, huh? The family that eats together germs together.

Now, I'm not advocating running around a restaurant and randomly forking food off other people's plate. But if you've never shared your food with a partner or your own kids (here, try a bite of this), then yeah, you should probably seek help as a germaphobe. Even Hamber shares shit (try a bite) with Becky and in the past with boy sped child Destiny. Although in her case, she can deny it until they suck all of the whale oil outta her bloated dead body, it is indeed food aggression. She laaahs about the germs, especially considering the squalor and personal lack of hygiene. That would terrify me more than sharing a bite with someone close.

She just like a seagull when it comes to food.


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I follow a kid on TikTok who has been feeding a seagull through his bedroom window for over a month to gain its trust. The seagull is immensely less food aggressive than Amber. It stands and waits patiently for morsels and comes back roughly at the same times every day on a schedule rather than constantly harassing the kid. If Amber’s food aggression was a seagull, it would have already flown into the window enough to die from a brain injury.

just in case anyone else is a boomer/doesn't use tiktok. when she does these pseudo-pick-me-girl shit it just makes me figure she doesn't care too much about the hate if she's baiting for more. can a zoomerhaydur confirm if this means she's trying to get on the default front page of tiktok?

using the #foryou or #fyp makes your content more likely to show up on someone’s feed, but it still heavily depends on your other liked videos and subscriptions.

you have 2 feeds on tiktok, your following page and your for you page. The FYP is curated based on interaction and watch time like YouTube, except with a better algorithm. For example, I got those stupid dancing videos every other time I scrolled when I first joined. I haven’t interacted with any of that content since then and now I don’t see it at all. I follow 400+ people so my algorithm is pretty full of variety, but you can make yours VERY niche. You can also tell tiktok not to show you any more content from a user and it will suggest less relevant content.

ALR doesn’t fall nicely into any singular genre so it would be harder for tiktok to figure out who to send her videos to unless she uses other hashtags. I doubt she gets suggested to many people who don’t follow her from YouTube because there’s nothing to trigger her being recommended.

i think almost everyone uses the #foryou and #fyp tags tho.

 

[Xenomorph]

fucking fat twat cant get enough of attention for being FAT, she gets off to it. The shame, the eating, the lying, trolling, fake crying, asspats. She is addicted to it. TBH I wouldnt be shocked that the shame arouses her.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.

She better have a first dance. A father daughter joint, a mother an baby narc jump off, alllll that homie. Ms Space...Ms dance troupe on a jazz float. Choreographing two step boogie to the stars. Lil miss never left the crib without her cardboard in case she had to serve someone real quick.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

She's fat-baiting by being a literal trolling penis head with 2 large balls on tiktok.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Queen of tiktok is back

She looks like the female version of Patrick Deuel, the half-ton man
Amber loves to be picked on for her weight,
because it allows her use the sympathy card.​

 

[Sodium-King-90]

What.....??