Babies are definitely an accessory for some women and we all know how much Fat Amber likes an accessory.
Absolutely. She’d also prob try and do the “mini me!” Thing. “Look at my perfect child, better than your kid since it came from ME and ME is better than everyone else.” Amber as a parent would be the same as she is now, but just making the kid come sit on her lap while she films or something. Regardless, it’s not going to happen. I’d bet a heavy chunk of my savings on Amber never having anything more than her animals. I feel for bex because she’d be an ok Mom and seems to genuinely have that desire in her. Idk if amber could handle a mini Becky and not a mini amber.. they’d have to adopt if this very far away from reality thing happens. I have to say I agree, Amber has been boring AF. I started here on the farm because of her and now I’m barley checking her board anymore. She’s gotta change or do something, it’s not sustainable. Speculation gets boring when you know she literally can’t do anything anymore.
Amber's lack of imagination and discipline is showing clearly these days. I once asked a podcaster at a conference what is the most important feature from a podcast perspective. He told me it is regularity in posting. He found that twice a week, always on the same days, is probably ultimate. People know when to expect your posting. He also mentioned that being consistent in your work also important. I think that also applies to YouTube.
Yep and ASMR isn't an illness, disease or medical condition, so even if the cause was known, it wouldn't be something people are diagnosed with. ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response, which sounds l super serious, but is really just a fancy way of describing the tingles some people get when they hear certain sounds. Saying you've been diagnosed with it is like saying you've been diagnosed with enjoying back rubs. She's probably too stupid to understand exactly what ASMR is, but in her narcissistic world, everything has to be about her, so she can't just say that she likes ASMR videos like a normal person, she has to write that she's been "diagnosed" with it, so it'll sound like some rare condition that only a few super special people have.
Fatty being Fatty, with her ever changing timeline, means her lease is up around the end of June until mid-July time. Whether she's moving/being kicked out/staying, she will still have a yearly inspection, safety check, situation type deal. Which with these 2 hogs, should mean she'll have to have industrial cleaners in the sty. Density and the Fridge are also due to get married on the 20-something of June... So it might start getting interesting in the Amberverse around mid-June onward...
Why the fuck not?
the sounds of moaning and oinking coming from Dusty and Friges swamp and then the squeaking of the floorboards as hamber tearfully raids the kitchen trying to eat away the pain while becky is seen coloring and trancing out in her 90s happy place.
She still might make enough. I've heard Youtube pays an average of about 7 bucks for 1000 views. That would be 175 dollars a day if she gets 25k views a day. Thats 1225 a week. Take taxes out and I guestimate she is still making 4k a month. That's enough to afford a Lexington 2 bedroom even with her food diet
Definitely fatten the child. Cats don't crave the kind of constant attention dogs do, and they're more adapt to surviving on their own. Their survival instincts have them avoiding the ham beast as much as possible
I know Fatty's an illiterate, ill-educated moron, but 'YouTube'? That's a strange way to spell 'Destiny'.
