Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hello, fellow assholes! I'm the asshole catching up because there's life going on and Big Al has been boring as shit. But I'm feeling a bit philosophical. One note: people in the social media thread have been speculating on where she is/what the hell she's doing. I'm sure WriterLynn is secreted away in her writing nook, penning the Great American Novel. Based on her old writing samples, it involves an all-lesbian cruise, with lesbians everywhere, and lesbians doing things on the ship, and lesbians having sex, and whatnot. Surely it will top the NYT bestseller list for months.

I feel for bex because she’d be an ok Mom

Becky is just as lazy as Big Al is. She's a butler and chauffeur, and there's no way Big Al would let Becky's attention to be taken away from her to take care of a child. She's also a fucking uneducated hick.

Amber does not know what she wants her channel to be.

Sure she does: an ATM that spits out money for her doing the least possible amount of work.

Seriously it's absolutely astonishing how Big Al had plateaued such a long time ago and still her sub count continues steadily upwards

Think Stalin in WWII, sending wave after wave after wave of troops into meat grinders. For every disillusioned former supporter or hater who leaves, there will be a body to replace them, taking one side or the other.

• Dainty hymen hole surgery is a thing. And only the daintiest holes qualify, that's why I had dainty hymen hole surgery last year

If Big Al wishes to read poetry or fine writing (her "passion"!), she would do well to study some of the writing on this here web site.

But its these reaction channels that help keep her up float. They're a self-generating economy of YouTube coin and bottomfeeders. The bar is set so fucking low that a shit tier channel like Sinatra can have a faceless fag and hag hacking and coughing into the mic, pausing to sneer out some roasts borrowed from the nearest playground and to shriek "EEEEEEEEN!!" and there are just so many retards lapping it up. Acting like they're witness to some Andy Kaufman comedic ingenuity and
complexity

I don't mind Sinatra so much, although I am astounded - just as I am in Big Al's case -by how many people throw money at him. As for the "eeeeen" thing - every reaction channel has their schtick/tagline/etc. Zachary Michael has his "Ma'am!", Jessica at Respectfully Sarcastic (sadly, no longer reacting to Big Al) has her "Well, we're here, we're back...", and DCMG says "Press X to doubt" about a zillion times a video. I accept that as the price of my entertainment.

Her audience seems to completely replace its self every year or two

It's the digital equivalent of recycling. There will always be more eyeballs to replace those who have moved on.

Watch. NEW AWESOME PLAN on Monday. Wait for it.

There will always be yet another, new Day One.

I would love to see the months of passive-aggressive bitchiness from Fat Amber if Becky drew her with even the least amount of accuracy. You know Amber looks nothing like reality in her own mind.

Didn't she make a fat Sim to represent Big Al when they were living with the guys?

If I had art skills like that, I'd lie and pretend they were made by my autistic nephew just to save face.

More than that: you'd probably get some sympathy sales.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If Big Al wishes to read poetry or fine writing (her "passion"!), she would do well to study some of the writing on this here web site.

Especially that rascal Trent and his adventures with Mr. Magenta, as penned by the mighty @Shiversblood.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

She flops her fupa into Chantal's live stream chats once or twice a week-ish.

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

But its these reaction channels that help keep her up float. They're a self-generating economy of YouTube coin and bottomfeeders.

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Michael Be Petty? Did he stop reacting to Amber since her cancer diagnosis or what?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Michael Be Petty? Did he stop reacting to Amber since her cancer diagnosis or what?

He's been MIA for longer than that on YT - but he's still on twitter and fairly active, or so I hear (I have zero social media crap in my life, so take that as the hearsay it is). I think back when he departed YT, it was due to "school (something something)" and he needed to focus more on that. I'd love for him to come back and react to the goings-on of the NEW Queen of Deathfats, Chantal, since Big Al is just so fucking boring these days.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Michael Be Petty? Did he stop reacting to Amber since her cancer diagnosis or what?

He left YT when the terms of service changed to make a big statement that bullying and harassment was a reason for channel removal. Because the TOS had a specific clause about channels that concentrated on bullying a single person or group of people (e.g deathfats), he knew he either needed to pull the plug himself or have it would inevitably be done for him. That's how Hussy's original channel and Robin the Explorer came crashing down so quickly and both failed in the appeal process. The excuse MBP always gave was concentrating on exams...but after months of using that excuse it just didn't hold water. Plus he was easily googleable by any potential employer (or patient), and his channel was never going to be a good look for anyone, let alone a nurse.

 

[MrGregarious]

She is bound to dislocate a knee or two soon. Actually you need to move around to do that.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

if Amber shows her snout at this wedding she’s gonna be wearing a white gown with every faux pas you can imagine just like the trailer park gorl she is.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

She is bound to dislocate a knee or two soon. Actually you need to move around to do that.

She just kind of quit taking her estrogen so Osteoporosis is definitely coming sooner than she expects, and at her size any injury could be the end for her. That said, I am personally betting that her either her heart explodes in the middle of one of her mukbangs, or she gets too heavy for pillow mountain and stops breathing in her sleep

 

[Soynificent]

Her inability to die is a testament to the human bodies' ability to endure even when tasked with lugging around 600 tons of fat white bitch.

 

[pr3nt177]

Surely one of Becky's or Density's family members have a pick up truck or ute they could stuff her in. She could sit with the dogs.
Would damage the suspension though.

Cinderella shall go to the Ball.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Michael B. Bully droppin some screen shots from Instagram of our gurl being her typical self and sayin stupid shit. Instagram is kindagoodkindabadartparody

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That instagram parody account talks just like MBP.

 

[Clintonberg]

The person responding to Amber made themselves out to look like the idiot in that exchange. Not only did the poster display how totally unbothered they were by Al, but they also brought up long dead, irrelevant controversies, typed up 10 poorly worded paragraphs to Amber's 2 word sentences, and posted the entire thing online for asspats.

 

[Witch Bitch]

The person responding to Amber made themselves out to look like the idiot in that exchange. Not only did the poster display how totally unbothered they were by Al, but they also brought up long dead, irrelevant controversies, typed up 10 poorly worded paragraphs to Amber's 2 word sentences, and posted the entire thing online for asspats.

HN gonna hate.
I'm just glad our girl surfaced from pillow mountains depths long enough to be a cunt to someone and give us something to enjoy. However brief it might've been lol

 

[smallmilk]

Michael B. Bully droppin some screen shots from Instagram of our gurl being her typical self and sayin stupid shit. Instagram is kindagoodkindabadartparody

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She's right tho. Their reply confirmed it.

 

[Xenomorph]

HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS HAMBONE.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[Chongqing]

I watched this whole thing smh.

 

[Soynificent]

There is so much lore. I don't even know where/when to start.