Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[572.4]

I think she'll most likely say something along the lines of "there's been a situation thing going on with the haydurs but I don't wanna talk about it"

That sounds like what she'd say yeah but also it's too little, too late. I for one have already moved over to the Chantal Show.

 

[Clintonberg]

Her aversion to meat has less to do with her cooking and more to do with her being quirky and unique. From what we see she doesn't really cook nonfrozen food all that often, and when she does it involves tossing all of her ingredients into a gigantic pot and cooking it on the highest temperature for a half hour. If meat made her uncomfortable then she wouldn't be slamming down tubes of chicken sausage and God knows how many pounds of deli meat in a single sitting.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her aversion to meat has less to do with her cooking and more to do with her being quirky and unique. From what we see she doesn't really cook nonfrozen food all that often, and when she does it involves tossing all of her ingredients into a gigantic pot and cooking it on the highest temperature for a half hour. If meat made her uncomfortable then she wouldn't be slamming down tubes of chicken sausage and God knows how many pounds of deli meat in a single sitting.

The few times she has cooked fresh meat, it's more like an assault. No one but her can eat that shit when she dumps half a jar of garlic salt, another half of onion powder, some dehydrated onion, and half a cannister of pepper on it. She isn't creeped out by meat, she just doesn't like having to touch it, as when she stabbed that salmon repeatedly with a fork to get it out f the package instead of just picking up the damn thing and then washing her hands afterwards. If she could buy fresh cubed chicken the way you can buy fresh cubed beef for stew, she'd be all over that shit.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hamber don't need no teefs to eat my meat.

Sorry... it's the tag line of our local Honeybears BBQ.

"You don’t need no teeth to eat our meat."

 

[idosometimes]

She constantly has that, ecery time she puts up a video or TT or IG, crying about how much of a [lardarse] she is, and she really, really, REALLY wats to change this time, guise!

That is for the suckers. Fat Ambert is probably depressed and hates her life, but she never tries to change. Her goal is to convince dumb people that she is making changes so the jewtube coin keeps rolling in every month.

Density getting married might actually set her off though. Denny and fat[poop] have pretty terrible lives, but they actually seem like they want to be around each other. That has to eat up Ambs like she eats up everything in sight. Those two are happy and have normal fatso lives while "youtube star" Amberlynn Reid is waiting for "Aaahh!!! Real Monsters" to finish so her butler Rebecca can make a run to Walmart. No amount of poorly drawn "arts" on their fridge will make up for the lack of companionship and love in their relationship.

What are the odds that when Null announced the possible collapse of the board, a few days later Amber started her livestreaming and back to IG/tiktok?

She needs money. I doubt she cares about this here internet forum board. It probably creams her spinach that the board exists, but she is more about having money and proving to everyone that she is a successful youtuber who is definitely not a circus freak.

 

[Owlflaps]

The few times she has cooked fresh meat, it's more like an assault. No one but her can eat that shit when she dumps half a jar of garlic salt, another half of onion powder, some dehydrated onion, and half a cannister of pepper on it. She isn't creeped out by meat, she just doesn't like having to touch it, as when she stabbed that salmon repeatedly with a fork to get it out f the package instead of just picking up the damn thing and then washing her hands afterwards. If she could buy fresh cubed chicken the way you can buy fresh cubed beef for stew, she'd be all over that shit.

The way she handles any kind of food triggers anyone who cooks decently. Growing up being tossed around different foster homes means that she barely learned any life skills, like cooking. Lest we forget, she sliced her hand open trying to cut into an avocado like the uncoordinated retard that she is.

Amber is too lazy to food prep. All the food she does cook is prepackaged garbage, ready to eat in minutes. Any precious time spent not shoving food into her gaping maw is an inconvenience. Her saying that she's creeped out by raw meat is an obvious cover for her laziness. Bet you money she doesn't want to handle meat because she's too much of a lazy, privileged asshole to get up and wash her hands afterwards.

 

[a834604]

Y'all don't remember the great vegan saga during the Destiny era? Vegan ice cream and rice, that't what she'll eat.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Oreos are also vegan, just putting that out.

I predict that she'll only last as long on this until she gets a whiff of barbecued meat or sees something yummy on a menu, then it's back to eating meat again.

 

[mothmans]

HoarderLynn is over it, AKA she got enough suckers to buy her ugly earrings now that she's got people shelling out $$$ monthly to be able to chat in her live streams. Now she is back to her typical hoarder behavior.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The few times she has cooked fresh meat, it's more like an assault. No one but her can eat that shit when she dumps half a jar of garlic salt, another half of onion powder, some dehydrated onion, and half a cannister of pepper on it. She isn't creeped out by meat, she just doesn't like having to touch it, as when she stabbed that salmon repeatedly with a fork to get it out f the package instead of just picking up the damn thing and then washing her hands afterwards. If she could buy fresh cubed chicken the way you can buy fresh cubed beef for stew, she'd be all over that shit.

Amber not only does not like to cook, she is not interested in cooking. At first, I thought that she was not a picky eater, but now I think that she is incredibly picky. Everything she cooks uses the same large amount of seasoning as you mentioned, thus everything she cooks taste exactly the same. Even when she eats decent food, like cottage cheese, she needs to add pepper and Tapatio sauce to it. Even her salads have the same ingredients.

Amber saying that she does not want to eat meat any longer is like the drunk saying that he quit drinking. As soon as he is sober, he’ll be drinking again. Amber does not like vegetables except iceberg lettuce, corn, broccoli and potatoes. Her aversion to meats means that she will order takeaways even more than before and if she eats at home, it’ll be large portions of rice and pasta.

 

[mysterymoment]

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HoarderLynn is over it, AKA she got enough suckers to buy her ugly earrings now that she's got people shelling out $$$ monthly to be able to chat in her live streams. Now she is back to her typical hoarder behavior.

Rip her lifelong dream of selling target jewellery or whatever

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

A long as you are trying, this is all that matters

Amber not only does not like to cook, she is not interested in cooking. At first, I thought that she was not a picky eater, but now I think that she is incredibly picky. Everything she cooks uses the same large amount of seasoning as you mentioned, thus everything she cooks taste exactly the same. Even when she eats decent food, like cottage cheese, she needs to add pepper and Tapatio sauce to it. Even her salads have the same ingredients.

Amber saying that she does not want to eat meat any longer is like the drunk saying that he quit drinking. As soon as he is sober, he’ll be drinking again. Amber does not like vegetables except iceberg lettuce, corn, brocoli and potatoes. Her aversion to meats means that she will order take aways even more than before and if she eats at home, it’ll be large portion of rice and pasta.

I think this is part of the reason why she's always SoOoOo NeRvOuS u GuIsE!!11 when she's trying something new; the thought that she might not like something she's eating is terrifying to her. There is literally nothing to be scared of, the worst that will happen is that she doesn't like it and doesn't eat it again but she has a fucking panic attack every time she does a "taste test".

Just look at her reaction to the "poisonous" buffalo chicken or whatever it was recently; a normal person might have just taken the meat out and replaced it with something else, or even just have eaten the sandwich as not to waste food and bin the rest of the meat, but not our Amber. She has to throw a tantrum like the colossal toddler she is and then theatrically cast the offending sandwich into the bin like a shit filled nappy.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

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Yeah, because we know you already quit everything but overeating.

Of course the fact that that cringy inspogram is referring to the typical wagie who has to get up early every day and go to an actual job is missed by Hambone.

 

[FatalTater]

I think this is part of the reason why she's always SoOoOo NeRvOuS u GuIsE!!11 when she's trying something new; the thought that she might not like something she's eating is terrifying to her.

My mom was sort of like that, she didn't make a scene about it like Amber of course. But if you knew her, you could see her anxiety ramping up if she was presented with a new-to-her recipe. At a restaurant she would religiously order a cheeseburger if it was available. That was her go-to because it was usually consistant in how it was made.
I think Mom was like that because she went through a patch of life where she didn't have any money, and if you bought food you didn't like, you were just stuck with it. Mom had some food issues (probs a touch autistic) so icky food was something unbearable. (Unless at someone's dinner party where you ate what was served and stfu.)

Amber has likely never HAD to eat many foods she didn't like so her pickiness seems performative and therefore extra irritating.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The way she handles any kind of food triggers anyone who cooks decently. Growing up being tossed around different foster homes means that she barely learned any life skills, like cooking. Lest we forget, she sliced her hand open trying to cut into an avocado like the uncoordinated retard that she is.

And the infuriating thing is the same infuriating thing as everything else we observe about the former queen of fat asteroid: she has nothing but time. She could learn to cook. There are scads of bona fide great cooking channels on YT. I really think the thing that pisses me off most about her is...

Amber is too lazy to food prep.

...that she's too goddamned lazy to do anything. Doesn't matter what it is: learning to cook, pronouncing words properly, actually reading books, exercising, walking versus riding a scooty puff, whatever. If it doesn't involve her spending money on shit she'll never wear or use or spending money on shitty food, she is not down for it.

All the food she does cook is prepackaged garbage, ready to eat in minutes.

Rice. In a fucking bag. Why the fuck she can't just cook rice like the rest of the planet is a total mystery. And really, if she IS economizing - something I doubt, but meh - one of the easiest ways she could save a fuckton of money would be to really cook instead of buying 30-second prepackaged shit or sending Becky out/calling UberEats.

Any precious time spent not shoving food into her gaping maw is an inconvenience. Her saying that she's creeped out by raw meat is an obvious cover for her laziness. Bet you money she doesn't want to handle meat because she's too much of a lazy, privileged asshole to get up and wash her hands afterwards.

No doubt she's worried about her dainty balloon hands getting chapped from all the washing that she wouldn't do anyway.

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HoarderLynn is over it, AKA she got enough suckers to buy her ugly earrings now that she's got people shelling out $$$ monthly to be able to chat in her live streams. Now she is back to her typical hoarder behavior

This is hilarious, since in one live, she went and looked up the definition of hoarder and insisted she was not one. I think she decided that hoarders always have to have their living space stuffed floor to ceiling, with trash and vermin everywhere. not so, Big Al, and you definitely have hoarding tendencies.

Also you suck as a "small business owner".

 

[_justlurking]

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HoarderLynn is over it, AKA she got enough suckers to buy her ugly earrings now that she's got people shelling out $$$ monthly to be able to chat in her live streams. Now she is back to her typical hoarder behavior.

She can't even scam people for longer than a week. Can't commit to anything.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

That is for the suckers. Fat Ambert is probably depressed and hates her life, but she never tries to change. Her goal is to convince dumb people that she is making changes so the jewtube coin keeps rolling in every month.

Oh, she is absolutely a grifter. That's what makes Becky's current situation even funnier: she got outgrifted.

Density getting married might actually set her off though. Denny and fat[poop] have pretty terrible lives, but they actually seem like they want to be around each other. That has to eat up Ambs like she eats up everything in sight. Those two are happy and have normal fatso lives while "youtube star" Amberlynn Reid is waiting for "Aaahh!!! Real Monsters" to finish so her butler Rebecca can make a run to Walmart. No amount of poorly drawn "arts" on their fridge will make up for the lack of companionship and love in their relationship.

Twue wuv.

She needs money. I doubt she cares about this here internet forum board. It probably creams her spinach that the board exists, but she is more about having money and proving to everyone that she is a successful youtuber who is definitely not a circus freak.

Agreed. She reads this because she's a narc an reads/watches anything involving her, but money is what drives her *hence the short-lived patreon, onlyfans, and the current members crap that will likely not last much longer). It's all about driving views back to her shitty channel to get coin.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Is she still doing today's live or did she quit that too?

ETA she changed it to tomorrow because of her kidney stones, just in case you didn't belive she really was in pain.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Shocking.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Is she still doing today's live or did she quit that too?

Who knows. Last week she pulled her bullshit "go live without notice" and I think it's because instead of just turning off the like/dislike ratio and scheduling it, she didn't want the preemptive likes/dislikes hours before the time the live started. But, guise, she doesn't pay attention to the likes/dislikes (or comments!) and has a thick skin*!

*Technically, I guess you could call her skin "thick" but it's really just.....FAT.