Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TJGamebox]

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[peach tea]

If she's too stupid to understand medical terminology (and she is) then it necessarily follows that she's too stupid to invent a grade for her cancer, and she did in fact read out the assessment.

Amber is an actual sped who spent her her entire life in sped classes. She's absolutely not smart enough to have pulled that off.

Slight PL but it explains:

I was told that I have precancerous cells after my last check up. They’re also graded. 1 being almost none and 4 being highest risk for cancer if I remember correctly. The doctor called it “stage 2”. I’ve also seen it called “grade 2” but my paperwork said the word “stage”. So the terminology is the same. This happened to me right as it was happening to Amber and I’ve had the same opinion since her announcement video. She didn’t “come up with it”, the information was conveyed to her by the doctor in the same way it would have been had she actually been diagnosed.

I also think she’s too retarded to come up with it on her own, but she’s definitely capable of repeating what the doctor said and leaving out the “pre” part of pre cancerous.

I’d also like to point out that all the terminology and explanations she used for her condition are extremely basic. As a poster above said, it’s all stuff you can easily look up on Google. It’s not like she gave us an oncologist’s in depth explanation of how the cancer formed and the exact names of the drugs she was given, the procedure for the surgery etc. She explained it in the way it would be described on a site like WebMD.

Anyway I’ll take the TMI reacts because I don’t know how to convey that I was told that information like a week before Amber was without referring to myself in the first person.

@Squid Bitch- once again, it’s not letting me tag anyone but- it’s not hard to understand. It’s hard to believe. And that’s Amber’s fault. Nobody else’s. I find it extremely difficult to believe that she got cancer and then did not an iota to follow up on it other than taking estrogen. She hasn’t even had imaging done to find out if it’s “gone” or if it “spread”. She could be eaten up with advanced cancer right now and wouldn’t even know it and I guess she just expects everyone to say “oh ok that makes sense” and move on. Nah. I don’t believe anything that comes out of her mouth and I’m not starting with her supposed diagnosis.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I was told that I have precancerous cells after my last check up. They’re also graded.

You were diagnosed with precancerous cells after a check up. I may or may not be correct in assuming this was pathology from a pap. Amber too got a cancer diagnosis after she had her bleed out in the fag shanty.

Amber's cells were graded after a full hysterectomy. No doctor in America is splitting open a 550 pound woman and yanking her uterus for any other reason than the reasonable belief it was ultimately a life saving measure.

She hasn’t even had imaging done to find out if it’s “gone” or if it “spread”.

She is literally too fucking fat for a PET scan. She cannot fit in the machine. The only option they have to see if it's spread is to measure her lymphnodes to see if they've grown which would indicate its presence because she is literally too fucking fat for the imaging machine that would conclusively show if it's gone or not.

The most successful liars occasionally tell the truth. Amber is a highly successful liar, and everything indicates she had cancer because -again- ain't no one giving her a hysterectomy otherwise.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I will be honest I do not understand the use of filters. Everyone can see pictures/videos of how she truly looks so why manipulate people's perception. If looking for a future mate butler when they meet in real life they will see her in cinemascope so to speak.

The filters are how Cuntylynn sees herself. Her ego is as hungry as her stomach.

 

[peach tea]

You were diagnosed with precancerous cells after a check up. I may or may not be correct in assuming this was pathology from a pap. Amber too got a cancer diagnosis after she had her bleed out in the fag shanty.

Amber's cells were graded after a full hysterectomy. No doctor in America is splitting open a 550 pound woman and yanking her uterus for any other reason than the reasonable belief it was ultimately a life saving measure.

She is literally too fucking fat for a PET scan. She cannot fit in the machine. The only option they have to see if it's spread is to measure her lymphnodes to see if they've grown which would indicate its presence because she is literally too fucking fat for the imaging machine that would conclusively show if it's gone or not.

The most successful liars occasionally tell the truth. Amber is a highly successful liar, and everything indicates she had cancer because -again- ain't no one giving her a hysterectomy otherwise.

Agree to disagree, I guess. There are tons of other factors that make me believe she’s full of shit but I don’t want to get into an itemized list lol

I’ve said before that she might be telling the truth, I just don’t believe her. Lie to me once and you’re a liar by default. That’s just who she is to me now. I won’t believe anything she says without irrefutable evidence. I think a lot of people feel the same way and as I stated above, that’s her fault. Her audience already pays her bills and feeds her addiction, nobody owes her anything else.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Looks more like one of those foldable outdoor chairs.
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These connect together using the plastic slots and the rivets at the joints and are made from quite thin tubes.

If you look at the item behind Amber, it's made from bigger aluminium tubes which are welded together. A quick search for "foldable wheelchair grey canvas" shows these items are often (but not always) welded and the cheap ones use bare aluminium tubes.

I'm definitely going wheelchair over walker too, the construction of walkers is mostly movable on at least one axis, fixed or welded connections go against their purpose.

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It's not definitive, but I could see a possibility that we are looking at this section which would be welded. The canvas bit on her item does look bigger though and I can't see the other leg which I would expect to be next to it.

well they do amazing things these days in the fatty retail. there are quite a lot of camping chair options for 600pund lard asses i found out.


so it could be a chair.

 

[Xenomorph]

well they do amazing things these days in the fatty retail. there are quite a lot of camping chair options for 600pund lard asses i found out.

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so it could be a chair.

either way this ho aint standin'

 

[Witch Bitch]

well they do amazing things these days in the fatty retail. there are quite a lot of camping chair options for 600pund lard asses i found out.

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so it could be a chair.

Sure they make them but have you ever seen 600lb people sitting and standing from sitting? Its a fucking ordeal and the weight distribution of a camping chair is usually grabage. I would pay good money to watch amber flop her fat ass down and fall because one of these fuckers shifted wrong under her.

 

[New & Improved Username]

well they do amazing things these days in the fatty retail. there are quite a lot of camping chair options for 600pund lard asses i found out.

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so it could be a chair.

It's pathetic that this exists. They should at least pretend it's a love seat made to seat 2 people.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Sure they make them but have you ever seen 600lb people sitting and standing from sitting? Its a fucking ordeal and the weight distribution of a camping chair is usually grabage. I would pay good money to watch amber flop her fat ass down and fall because one of these fuckers shifted wrong under her.

well they thought about that too....


easy to get in and out. so no need to lose weight.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

well they thought about that too....

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easy to get in and out. so no need to lose weight.

Lol, as if she could hoist her shelf-ass up that high. Or for that matter, clamber down from that height without breaking an ankle.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

A lot of people have free floating rancor towards Amber they try to justify by tethering it to something minuscule they've hyper-inflated to match their anger and hatred.

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "an animal abuser."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "a transphobe."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she "faked cancer."

There's a lot of angry and embittered flailing from people that manifests in screeds about punitive reincarnation, hell and damnation, karmic vengeance. It's so fucking outsized and I don't get it. Some people behave as if she raped their only child to death right in front of them. The hatred is so personal. She's a 600 pound circus clown, for chrissakes. If you don't find Amber hilarious, you're Ambering wrong.

My questions to The Cancer Truthers are:

She filmed herself in the hospital for four days. Why was she there if not for a hysterectomy?

Was the entire hospital stay faked?

Did she use the same soundstage they faked the moon landing on?

She produced the medical history and notes the surgeon took. It showed things like she had high blood pressure and is a virgin. It listed the meds she takes. Faked?

This is a woman who is so lazy, she needs an intern to plug in her phone charger as she eye fucks herself from the crater she made in the couch. OR. This is a woman more industrious than the Army Corps of Engineers.

She's so fucking retarded, she doesn't know the definitions of simple words. OR. She's a genius who can compile and construct forged medical records and pathology reports using clinical terminology.

She can't be bolth.

 

[Insulin reid]

Agree to disagree, I guess. There are tons of other factors that make me believe she’s full of shit but I don’t want to get into an itemized list lol

I’ve said before that she might be telling the truth, I just don’t believe her. Lie to me once and you’re a liar by default. That’s just who she is to me now. I won’t believe anything she says without irrefutable evidence. I think a lot of people feel the same way and as I stated above, that’s her fault. Her audience already pays her bills and feeds her addiction, nobody owes her anything else.

She's said herself she's being honest, then when we all find out the truth we get a "what's really going on" pre recorded video. They are always so raw youw guuuwwyyss fawwk.

She has a video that's titled "things I've lied about" and she still gets really upset when people call her a liar. Everything can be explained away to her, so she never "really" lies to us.

Under the conditions I've seen she sets for actually lying is her getting up and turning on the camera and telling a lie knowing it's a lie and her intent is to lie and deceive the audience and also get away with it. If any of these conditions aren't met she isn't lying. They never are though, there's always something to absolve her.
Anything else is like, she has to lie or she was shielding herself in some way by lying and she felt "schuper bad" about it. Or my favorite, delusion- she was lying to even herself and that doesn't count. It's my favorite cause she gets to shield herself from being a liar, and gets to play the victim but also has that sweet sweet underdog storyline of getting out of delusion and into the light.

For anyone to think amber is anything but a habitual liar is straight up deluded or they haven't watched enough of her content.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Hammy continues to revere Norma’s memory with juvenile and unsettling snap selfies. Shoutout to @KiwiKunt!! for the reminder
I’m sure Becky is feeling so supported right now!

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well Becky must be with her, partying. who else drove her to Monticello?

 

[peach tea]

A lot of people have free floating rancor towards Amber they try to justify by tethering it to something minuscule they've hyper-inflated to match their anger and hatred.

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "an animal abuser."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "a transphobe."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she "faked cancer."

There's a lot of angry and embittered flailing from people that manifests in screeds about punitive reincarnation, hell and damnation, karmic vengeance. It's so fucking outsized and I don't get it. Some people behave as if she raped their only child to death right in front of them. The hatred is so personal. She's a 600 pound circus clown, for chrissakes. If you don't find Amber hilarious, you're Ambering wrong.

My questions to to The Cancer Truthers are:

She filmed herself in the hospital for four days. Why was she there if not for a hysterectomy?

Was the entire hospital stay faked?

Did she used the same soundstage they faked the moon landing on?

She produced the medical history and notes the surgeon took. It showed things like she had high blood pressure and is a virgin. It listed the meds she takes. Faked?

This is a woman who is so lazy, she needs an intern to plug in her phone charger as she eye fucks herself from the crater she made in the couch. OR. This is a woman more industrious than the Army Corps of Engineers.

She's so fucking retarded, she doesn't know the definitions of simple words. OR. She's a genius who can compile and construct forged medical records and pathology reports using clinical terminology.

She can't be bolth.

A hysterectomy is an elective procedure and they’re done for precancerous conditions as well as cancer. The paperwork says everything except cancer.

I never once said I don’t think she was in the hospital, I didn’t say I don’t believe she had a hysterectomy lol I said I don’t believe she had cancer. It is what it is.

 

[disintegration]

A lot of people have free floating rancor towards Amber they try to justify by tethering it to something minuscule they've hyper-inflated to match their anger and hatred.

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "an animal abuser."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "a transphobe."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she "faked cancer."

There's a lot of angry and embittered flailing from people that manifests in screeds about punitive reincarnation, hell and damnation, karmic vengeance. It's so fucking outsized and I don't get it. Some people behave as if she raped their only child to death right in front of them. The hatred is so personal. She's a 600 pound circus clown, for chrissakes. If you don't find Amber hilarious, you're Ambering wrong.

My questions to to The Cancer Truthers are:

She filmed herself in the hospital for four days. Why was she there if not for a hysterectomy?

Was the entire hospital stay faked?

Did she used the same soundstage they faked the moon landing on?

She produced the medical history and notes the surgeon took. It showed things like she had high blood pressure and is a virgin. It listed the meds she takes. Faked?

This is a woman who is so lazy, she needs an intern to plug in her phone charger as she eye fucks herself from the crater she made in the couch. OR. This is a woman more industrious than the Army Corps of Engineers.

She's so fucking retarded, she doesn't know the definitions of simple words. OR. She's a genius who can compile and construct forged medical records and pathology reports using clinical terminology.

She can't be bolth.

As with Chantal, Amber experienced what I like to call, in the medical field, as a scorched earth approach to patient care. These mastodons are obviously non-compliant so their medical team is not going to finesse their care.

Chantal could have had the cysts removed, preserving the ovaries but in a woman of her size, what's the point? It's the same with Amber. I believe she had some sort of neoplasia that in a normal sized woman would have prompted much different treatment plan. However, due to her size and obvious lack of drive for actual health, it's safer to remove the whole lot for a better outcome.

So, while I agree that she indeed had cancer or pre-cancerous cells, the treatment didn't match the actual diagnosis. I think that's what mucks everything up for people in regards to whether to believe her or not.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

A hysterectomy is an elective procedure

You say "elective" as if a 600 pound woman with sleep apnea walked into a surgeon's office with 40 grand and said "light me up, doc!" And they did. You cannot be serious.

Surely you cannot think surgery requiring general anesthesia on a 600 pound woman with sleep apnea is something any surgeon would perform unless it was deemed to be necessary and ultimately life saving.

The paperwork says everything except cancer.

The pathology from the hysterectomy showed stage 1b cancer.

 

[peach tea]

You say "elective" as if a 600 pound woman with sleep apnea walked into a surgeon's office with 40 grand and said "light me up, doc!" And they did. You cannot be serious.

Surely you cannot think surgery requiring general anesthesia on a 600 pound woman with sleep apnea is something any surgeon would perform unless it was deemed to be necessary and ultimately life saving.

The pathology from the hysterectomy showed stage 1b cancer.

Like I said, agree to disagree. I will say I was under the impression that the paperwork was bullshit. But I stand by everything else I said.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If she's too stupid to understand medical terminology (and she is) then it necessarily follows that she's too stupid to invent a grade for her cancer, and she did in fact read out the assessment.

Amber is an actual sped who spent her her entire life in sped classes. She's absolutely not smart enough to have pulled that off.

It doesn't take a ton o brainpower to fake cancer (or almost any other medical condition). She went to the ER, they oinked some shit out, graded it, and for her, because she's a noncompliant landwhale told her the best approach would be taking everything out, to avoid having potentially multiple operations versus one. All her sniveling and trying was because she thinks precancerous equals cancer precisely because she IS dumb and every condition on WebMD has "cancer" as the worst possible analysis. She pretends to be bipolar, have anxiety, and being OCD. The only thing she pretends to be that she cannot pull off is being a weight loss channel.

Yeah, it's pretty mind-boggling that people will call Amber stupid and lazy (both of which she legitimately is), and then will turn around and accuse her of coming up with some evil scheme (which would presumably require research) to trick people into thinking she has cancer.

She's a fat fuck who got a specific type of cancer that is so commonplace in fat fucks that getting it is practically an expected life cycle event for them. Why is that so hard to believe?

Because she's a lying liar who lies. And because she's so over the cancer arc - have you noticed that she hasn't mentioned it in forever?

A lot of people have free floating rancor towards Amber they try to justify by tethering it to something minuscule they've hyper-inflated to match their anger and hatred.

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "an animal abuser."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she is "a transphobe."

My hatred of Amber is justified because she "faked cancer."

Why would anyone have to point to a singular thing in order to hate her? She's legitimately a terrible person with a veritable buffette of unsavory behaviors.

There's a lot of angry and embittered flailing from people that manifests in screeds about punitive reincarnation, hell and damnation, karmic vengeance. It's so fucking outsized and I don't get it. Some people behave as if she raped their only child to death right in front of them. The hatred is so personal. She's a 600 pound circus clown, for chrissakes. If you don't find Amber hilarious, you're Ambering wrong.

Disliking and/or hating Big Al and laughing at her are not mutually exclusive things.

My questions to The Cancer Truthers are:

She filmed herself in the hospital for four days. Why was she there if not for a hysterectomy?

Who is saying here right now that she didn't have one? One of the treatments for precancerous cells is in fact having a hysterectomy, and the people you're talking to right now aren't saying she didn't have one.

Was the entire hospital stay faked?

Did she use the same soundstage they faked the moon landing on?

She produced the medical history and notes the surgeon took. It showed things like she had high blood pressure and is a virgin. It listed the meds she takes. Faked?

Those papers? Nah, for the reasons @mythical mother said, I find them a bit suspect.

This is a woman who is so lazy, she needs an intern to plug in her phone charger as she eye fucks herself from the crater she made in the couch. OR. This is a woman more industrious than the Army Corps of Engineers.

She's so fucking retarded, she doesn't know the definitions of simple words. OR. She's a genius who can compile and construct forged medical records and pathology reports using clinical terminology.

She can't be bolth.

She parrots shit all the time based on her "hundreds and hundreds" of hours of research, and examples of all this crap is online. We're not in the either/or situation type deal here.

Like @mythical mother, we'll just agree to disagree. She pimped out her medical stuff for coin, and is so worried about her "cancer" that she does nothing - not a single damn thing - to verify that it was addressed solely by surgery? She skeered of every goddamned thing in the world, but the "cancer" apparently doesn't scare her enough that she's not at all stressed out about it and never mentions it any longer? This is actually what really convinces me.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Disliking and/or hating Big Al and laughing at her are not mutually exclusive things.

For an ever increasing segment, they absolutely are.

One of the treatments for precancerous cells is in fact having a hysterectomy,

And the hysterectomy revealed she had cancer.