Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

My very favorite Becky Comes First Moment is that time she got a tooth pulled. She came home and was in quite a lot of pain. She was rubbing her jaw and looking miserable as the Novocaine wore off...

Amber: Awww babe, does it hurt?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: Are you hungry?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: You should go get something to eat.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

My very favorite Becky Comes First Moment is that time she got a tooth pulled. She came home and was in quite a lot of pain. She was rubbing her jaw and looking miserable as the Novocaine wore off...

Amber: Awww babe, does it hurt?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: Are you hungry?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: You should go get something to eat.

Oh yes, that kills me. You couldn't heat up some tea or broth for the woman you LOVE so much, Amber?

 

[Retarded Potato]

Oh yes, that kills me. You couldn't heat up some tea or broth for the woman you LOVE so much, Amber?

Considering how she cooked the salmon that time, I’d say it’s definitely better that she didn’t cook for Becky. The only think she knows how to cook decently is microwaveable Korean cheesy rice cakes.

 

[Retarded Potato]

I’m sure the people who pay to see her “””twice a week””” streams will be thrilled.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Only thing Becky is going through is a box of Ambers past purchases.

 

[Bookish]

Pretty convenient that she agreed to go on unusually early today, at the exact time Becky is going thru something. She wasn't even expected on until the evening, when Becky's crisis could be over. And even if Becky is going through something legitimately hardcore, everyone knows Amber is using it as an excuse, because when does Becky 'come first'? We've seen how she 'supports' her..both from their lives and hearing how Becky couldn't mourn her mother properly. She'd be better off being consoled/supported by her actual loved ones.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I’m sure the people who pay to see her “””twice a week””” streams will be thrilled.

People who pay deserve everything they get

 

[McBoogerBall]

Looks like Necky suffered a betus stroke within the hour of the new posting and the older one. Amberlynns life is a tragic state of affairs.

 

[TheCryptid]

Hi guys, new to KF here. This whole Wifey saga is really exasperating something that I have thought of for a while and i need somewhere I can rant where future employers would find it lol.

Who here ACTUALLY believes that ALR is a lesbian. Being a Lesbian myself I can say that about 10%-15% of lesbians only say that they're lesbians because they're too fat and ugly for any guy to have them, they just take advantage of the fact that most women can overlook that in a relationship. Seriously, shes says shes not attracted to anyone feminine, all her "gfs" look like 12 year old boys, she has literally stated that she never had sex with Krystle. I know that she claims that she likes to "give back" to her partners, but Hamberlynn gets out of breath talking.

I guarantee that if she ever lost the weight she'd hop on dick so fast you'd think that Wal-Mart is having a sale on journals.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

*I* can't go live. Hate *ME*. *I* don't care. Becky comes first. She's going through something right now.

Even when she's using Becky and something she's allegedly going through, she makes it about herself. 5 short little sentences & the first 3 are about HER. I can almost see her reclining on her fainting couch, head artlessly thrown back & eyes towards the ceiling with the back of her hand on her forehead.

 

[ADHD]

Who here ACTUALLY believes that ALR is a lesbian.

Amber is a lesbian. Stop being homophobic.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Considering how she cooked the salmon that time, I’d say it’s definitely better that she didn’t cook for Becky. The only think she knows how to cook decently is microwaveable Korean cheesy rice cakes.

*whispers* Yeah, I'm sure that's not quite right either.

Hi guys, new to KF here. This whole Wifey saga is really exasperating something that I have thought of for a while and i need somewhere I can rant where future employers would find it lol.

Who here ACTUALLY believes that ALR is a lesbian. Being a Lesbian myself I can say that about 10%-15% of lesbians only say that they're lesbians because they're too fat and ugly for any guy to have them, they just take advantage of the fact that most women can overlook that in a relationship. Seriously, shes says shes not attracted to anyone feminine, all her "gfs" look like 12 year old boys, she has literally stated that she never had sex with Krystle. I know that she claims that she likes to "give back" to her partners, but Hamberlynn gets out of breath talking.

I guarantee that if she ever lost the weight she'd hop on dick so fast you'd think that Wal-Mart is having a sale on journals.

Oh wow, you really are late in the game. It's okay, there's a lot of material to go over. Generally, it's split where we believe it and we thinks she's attracted to speds or she's looking for a caretaker. That's the very condensed explanation. Do some research before you get here,It's Kiwifarms, we don't fuck around

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Hi guys, new to KF here. This whole Wifey saga is really exasperating something that I have thought of for a while and i need somewhere I can rant where future employers would find it lol.

Who here ACTUALLY believes that ALR is a lesbian. Being a Lesbian myself I can say that about 10%-15% of lesbians only say that they're lesbians because they're too fat and ugly for any guy to have them, they just take advantage of the fact that most women can overlook that in a relationship. Seriously, shes says shes not attracted to anyone feminine, all her "gfs" look like 12 year old boys, she has literally stated that she never had sex with Krystle. I know that she claims that she likes to "give back" to her partners, but Hamberlynn gets out of breath talking.

I guarantee that if she ever lost the weight she'd hop on dick so fast you'd think that Wal-Mart is having a sale on journals.

Yeah, I imagine this wouldn't go over well in whichever Facebook hole you squirmed out of. There's a thread for is Amber rilly a lesbean sperging. Dying to know your thoughts on whether or not Amber has an ID, insurance, or cancer, though.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-amberlynn-really-lesbian.34934/

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

*I* can't go live. Hate *ME*. *I* don't care. Becky comes first. She's going through something right now.

Even when she's using Becky and something she's allegedly going through, she makes it about herself. 5 short little sentences & the first 3 are about HER. I can almost see her reclining on her fainting couch, head artlessly thrown back & eyes towards the ceiling with the back of her hand on her forehead.

Sounds like a surefire way for her to crush her own skull.

 

[hnnnky]

Who here ACTUALLY believes that ALR is a lesbian.

Ambie likes to date women who look masculine, not because she likes men, but because it boosts her ego. Think of the time that she said fat girls look better with long hair with Becks sitting next to her.
She also said her type is just more masc, she also was transphobic to Casey and when she found out he transitioned and wanted to keep saying he was her girlfriend.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Ambie likes to date women who look masculine, not because she likes men, but because it boosts her ego. Think of the time that she said fat girls look better with long hair with Becks sitting next to her.
She also said her type is just more masc, she also was transphobic to Casey and when she found out he transitioned and wanted to keep saying he was her girlfriend.

I don't know what that bitch is trying to do. She may not be straight but she's certainly not an ally coming at Kasey the way she did. Misgendering him and deadnaming him then wanting to go to Pride, no thanks.

 

[mekalekahi]

People are crying on her community tab and lecturing her about doing her job like she gives a fuck. Amber has been paid a astronomical amount the last few years to be a lazy bum and thats never going to change.

And why get in a uproar when ambers last 4 lives streams have all be exactly identical? Its her acting 15 years old because a person shes known for 2 weeks is texting her.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I don't know what that bitch is trying to do. She may not be straight but she's certainly not an ally coming at Kasey the way she did. Misgendering him and deadnaming him then wanting to go to Pride, no thanks.

Only finding out that it's illegal to be gay in some countries at age 30 doesn't help, either.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Only finding out that it's illegal to be gay in some countries at age 30 doesn't help, either.

Except it's not in her particular state or county since 2015

 

[hnnnky]

I don't know what that bitch is trying to do. She may not be straight but she's certainly not an ally coming at Kasey the way she did. Misgendering him and deadnaming him then wanting to go to Pride, no thanks.

shes definitely a lesbian, i will give her that; but its still important that shes an ally to other members of the lgbtq+. i think she only sees the lg iin the acronym. i doubt she believes in being an ally to any group of people who rejected her or pissed her off, like Casey did. she'll be a gay ally until Eric and Rickie make her mad, then shes just a bitter lesbian who's driven herself out of her community.