Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Wifey probably told Amber not to expect her to be driving her all the time and she will not quit her job. This is why she said that she wants to learn to drive even if she really does not want.

Wifey is not the usual easily manipulated dim-witted women that she dated in the past. If she has graduated from university, she may not buy the crap that Amber is selling. If she has her own money, Amber has a lot less control on her.

I think that Amber is stuck, really stuck. After continuing insulting Becky during the last month, she has now no use for Amber and is likely moved out. She now realise, after putting all her hope on Wifey, that this is going nowhere. It will take a while to find a new girlfriend.

On top of that, she will need to vacate her flat in a few months as she mentioned. Maybe she wants to move back with Eric and Rickie by telling everyone that they are her best friends now. This season is getting more interesting.

I actually think this is going to be the most interesting season of Amberlynn Reid The WTF? Story.

This woman, whoever she is, with the little we have heard from, is far more sophisticated than Amber (not hard) in the true sense of the word. She is educated, employed in a non-blue collar job, she is clearly sexually confident and has a game plan.

I have said it before and I will say it again - I get strong 'Dirty John' / '9 1/2 Weeks' vibes and I think she is very much going to be the Anti-Hero is this bizarre story that we are hooked on. She is going to completey own Amber in every single way.

Amber is not leaving that flat and nor is 'Wifey, not until she is ready. Wifey will not show herself or be seen with Amber in public. This woman is going to clean Amber out for whatever money she has left and is then taking off without anyone knowing who she. She will not be meeting any of Ambers friends, at least none aside Eric who is a complete inadequate and could not stand up to a national anthem at a major sporting event.

All we have to decide now is whose side are we on.
 
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^Absolutely. If ALR doesn't change course, that's exactly where this is going. She clean her out and then use the evidence she's collected to either sell or build their own channel. The Haydurs are getting that coveted layg reveal, filthy litterbox and food/water bowl photos, unfiltered full body shots, pics of the hoarding there's no way that she's ceased, and the answers to a lot of questions people have had.

The smartest thing ALR could do is dial down the desperation and let Wifey go back home with her promises to return later. She already has the go-ahead, not that she needs it, to seek new partners under the guise of polyamory. Shore up a new, run of the mill Becky or, if she's lucky, Destiny clone in the meantime and put her eggs into that basket. There has to be some sorry sucker in the Amberverse who doesn't want to work outside of completing ALR-caretaker duties. If they're a low paid CNA (they get paid like fast food workers and do the bathing and cleaning in nursing homes, hospitals, etc.), they're already wiping butts and giving sponge baths on a daily basis, what's a few food runs more?
 
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This woman is going to clean Amber out for whatever money she has left and is then taking off without anyone knowing who she. She will not be meeting any of Ambers friends, at least none aside Eric who is a complete inadequate and could not stand up to a national anthem at a major sporting event.

All we have to decide now is whose side are we on.
If she actually does this I'm rooting for wifey 100%. She may get aroused from wiping Hamberlynns lard-ass, but holy shit she's a genius.
 
Amber's idiocy never fails to amuse. She says she's so insecure abt her weight in relationships yet fails to grasp that no reasonably adjusted, working, fit adult would court a 600lb immobile woman unless they had an ulterior motive. Idk who this Wifey is but she's trouble and if Amber had even one single working neuron, she would get rid of her quickly.

If she's lucky, Wifey will realize whatever she came for is too much work and leave on her own. Otherwise, I predict ALR will find herself in a shitty situation pretty soon (either being grifted, taken advantage of in a feeder type situation or plain old trolled and exposed on the internet). On the upside, the longer this person stays, the higher the odds are she will be doxxed, even if she doesn't appear on camera. Either way, LOLZ will be had, so I guess that's something.
 
Wifey probably told Amber not to expect her to be driving her all the time and she will not quit her job. This is why she said that she wants to learn to drive even if she really does not want.

Wifey is not the usual easily manipulated dim-witted women that she dated in the past. If she has graduated from university, she may not buy the crap that Amber is selling. If she has her own money, Amber has a lot less control on her.

I think that Amber is stuck, really stuck. After continuing insulting Becky during the last month, she has now no use for Amber and is likely moved out. She now realise, after putting all her hope on Wifey, that this is going nowhere. It will take a while to find a new girlfriend.

On top of that, she will need to vacate her flat in a few months as she mentioned. Maybe she wants to move back with Eric and Rickie by telling everyone that they are her best friends now. This season is getting more interesting.
Is it verified wifey went to university? I would doubt a semi educated woman would fall for Amber even if they have a bs undergrad like Psych or Art Studies.
 
Is it verified wifey went to university? I would doubt a semi educated woman would fall for Amber even if they have a bs undergrad like Psych or Art Studies.
A lot of retards have degrees. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Wifey is either a troll or a genuine fan that probably thought she could fix Amber. If that’s the case she will probably leave once she sees how much work goes into caring for Amber. It’s a job not a relationship.
 
Sinatra Says 2 - Just nearly killed me with the 'Sky Diving' moment type situation - I had a full on 'Whoopsie!!' type situation -only to make me have another one further down the line with the 'gyno 'That's not a moon' comment - Their lives are going to kill me one day
 
Sinatra Says 2 - Just nearly killed me with the 'Sky Diving' moment type situation - I had a full on 'Whoopsie!!' type situation -only to make me have another one further down the line with the 'gyno 'That's not a moon' comment - Their lives are going to kill me one day

The Sunday chats about Big Al are funny as hell.
 
Amber's idiocy never fails to amuse. She says she's so insecure abt her weight in relationships yet fails to grasp that no reasonably adjusted, working, fit adult would court a 600lb immobile woman unless they had an ulterior motive. Idk who this Wifey is but she's trouble and if Amber had even one single working neuron, she would get rid of her quickly.

If she's lucky, Wifey will realize whatever she came for is too much work and leave on her own. Otherwise, I predict ALR will find herself in a shitty situation pretty soon (either being grifted, taken advantage of in a feeder type situation or plain old trolled and exposed on the internet). On the upside, the longer this person stays, the higher the odds are she will be doxxed, even if she doesn't appear on camera. Either way, LOLZ will be had, so I guess that's something.
See I was really looking forward to seeing ALR panic and flounder being on her own- being forced to do things on her own once Becky left, but nope, not getting that now (even though it would ultimately be the best thing for her). That would have made for some decent entertainment and might have actually worked out well for her in the long run.

This wifey situation is just squicky. No one with a morsel of brain power would bring an "internet gf" to their home with no return ticket for the first meeting. Usually the way that works, as far as I'm aware, is they fly in (or vice versa) for a few days, maybe a week, and then they go back home. After that first meeting, the parties have that distance/a break to decide if it's a good idea to continue the relationship and maybe a couple more visits happen and then future planning becomes a thing. But noooo... ALR doesn't exist in the same reality everyone else does so this seems perfectly reasonable to her because she's always moved in on the first date and it's always worked out. Everyone else understands how utterly stupid and dangerous this can be, but not her. In her mind, there's no chance of it not working out perfectly, as imagined. Shit's ridiculous. Can't wait to see the resolution to this saga because oh ma gah... as you said, lolz will be had.
 
Y'all are giving Wifey too much credit, the speculation that she has a degree (she could be giving private online classes for all we know, and for those you don't need any degrees) doesn't mean she's educated. As long as you have money to pay for it, anyone can get a shit degree at a low tier university.
 
Y'all are giving Wifey too much credit, the speculation that she has a degree (she could be giving private online classes for all we know, and for those you don't need any degrees) doesn't mean she's educated. As long as you have money to pay for it, anyone can get a shit degree at a low tier university.
Anyone who flies out to go stay with Amber for any amount of time is a huge fucking retard in my book.
 
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but Katie W posted!! and though she was in a bit of scandal her videos are actually enjoyable Screen Shot 2021-08-30 at 10.25.31 PM.png
 
We're assuming Wifey is a nignog but what if the skin colour hunt is a red herring? What if Hamber is dating her own gangrenous leg that fell off during a particularly vigorous KFC famous bowl session and, never seeing anything as beautiful before in her life, our favourite planet decided in that moment that her sweetheart search was over?

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rate me late(maybe?)
but Katie W posted!! and though she was in a bit of scandal her videos are actually enjoyableView attachment 2496819

Sine she just uploaded it a couple of days ago, you're not late - nobody else has posted that here.

But I'm glad she's back. More amusement for the rest of us.
 
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