Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

fags get mad when straights wanna kiss the same sex as a lark tee hee but when fags do it? Totally ok u guise. Fuck outta here Amber Eric literally eats ass and sucks dick he dont wanna put his lips on your yellow ass chinned face.
He eats Rickys ass.. not ass chins.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

We're assuming Wifey is a nignog but what if the skin colour hunt is a red herring? What if Hamber is dating her own gangrenous leg that fell off during a particularly vigorous KFC famous bowl session and, never seeing anything as beautiful before in her life, our favourite planet decided in that moment that her sweetheart search was over?

EDIT: retard grammar

 

[Semen_Recycler]

she had cancer dumbass

I wonder why

 

[Insulin reid]

I wonder why

Anxiety apparently

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

fags get mad when straights wanna kiss the same sex as a lark tee hee but when fags do it? Totally ok u guise. Fuck outta here Amber Eric literally eats ass and sucks dick he dont wanna put his lips on your yellow ass chinned face.
He eats Rickys ass.. not ass chins.

Maybe he's confused. Amber's mouth does look like an asshole and it is constantly spewing shit so....

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber's mouth does look like an asshole

Literally get all my photoshop ideas from this forum.

 

[Clintonberg]

I do recall her saying that her and Eric share a mutual, non-sexual romantic attraction to one another. However she also said that E&R are her best friends and they want her over their house 24/7 so I'm not sure what kind of bizarro alt reality she's living in.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I do recall her saying that her and Eric share a mutual, non-sexual romantic attraction to one another. However she also said that E&R are her best friends and they want her over their house 24/7 so I'm not sure what kind of bizarro alt reality she's living in.

She said that they want her over theirs more and more and their friendship is better than ever - I just think she is in denial - They want the Bexter over and ALR just tags along - Once Becky no longer lives with Amber no one is going to drive all the way to Lexington to collect her -

..and the only attraction between Amber and Eric (if any) is that weird thing that weedy gay men have for non-sexual, non-threatening fat women in that it appeals to that matron desire in weak men

However - in reality I think Eric and the bastard son of Gary Busey and Kevin Spacey can not fucking stand Amber and they will never have contact with her ever again - especially after the way she has treated and spoken about Becky

The cackling bean-hag is going to be left alone with some internet fetishist nutter who is going to feed her to death and she is going to be found dead laying prone on her enormous orthopaedic bed with a funnel rammed down her throat, the cats eating her face and Twinkie half digested in her stomach

(and THAT Gentlepersons of non-determined gender is what you call fan-fiction)

Edit PS - It really says something when a grotesquely disproportionate cartoon caricature that represents gluttony is actually not too far from the proportions of the subject that is being lampooned

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I do recall her saying that her and Eric share a mutual, non-sexual romantic attraction to one another. However she also said that E&R are her best friends and they want her over their house 24/7 so I'm not sure what kind of bizarro alt reality she's living in.

They’re Becky’s best friends. They hate Amber.

 

[Guntanator]

I'm sure someone has brought this up in the past, but with confirmation from Necky, herself about wiping ALR, couldn't this hambeast purchased a toilet seat bidet and spare herself the awkward embarrassment of having someone else wipe your ass for you? Has hamber ever talked about a bidet opshun before or is that just not kawaii enough for her?

 

[judge claude frollo]

I hate big al's streams because of big al, but the people who pay her actual money to say/ask retarded and massively unfunny shit are just...almost worse to me.

Especially since they hardly get any answers, at most a few seconds of big al doing a big think before going "I DUNNO--I DUNNO HOW TO ANSWER THAT"

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

I hate big al's streams because of big al, but the people who pay her actual money to say/ask retarded and massively unfunny shit are just...almost worse to me.

Especially since they hardly get any answers, at most a few seconds of big al doing a big think before going "I DUNNO--I DUNNO HOW TO ANSWER THAT"

People always want to be confrontational but she won't respond to that. You have to play to her ego a bit and ask a question carefully. She tends to respond more too "No hate but" and depending on how nice it is phrased, she'll usually answer.
I'm not paying her though lol

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Can anyone remember what time ALR normally come on line because I have things I need to do this evening and I do not want to be distracted when I am watching the next episode of bullshit

 

[King Fructose]

I'm sure someone has brought this up in the past, but with confirmation from Necky, herself about wiping ALR, couldn't this hambeast purchased a toilet seat bidet and spare herself the awkward embarrassment of having someone else wipe your ass for you? Has hamber ever talked about a bidet opshun before or is that just not kawaii enough for her?

She’s sized out of bidets. Only a power washer is gonna get the crusted shit off her massive ass.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

She’s sized out of bidets. Only a power washer is gonna get the crusted shit off her massive ass.

Honestly you're probably right
But wifey did say she enjoyed it for whatever reason
Maybe it's a...very disgusting *thing* for them?

 

[Armageddon Apocalypse]

Who else thinks Amberlynn looks like a swollen Teletubby? I was watching a compilation of her just now and realized that's what she looks like. That poop bun on her head really resembles the antennas the Teletubbies have and she has the body type of one, except she's half their height.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Who else thinks Amberlynn looks like a swollen Teletubby? I was watching a compilation of her just now and realized that's what she looks like. That poop bun on her head really resembles the antennas the Teletubbies have and she has the body type of one, except she's half their height.

She really does

Also just gonna contribute this IC video

Amberlynn Reid Having Her "First Meal" At 5.30PM

Amberlynn Gets Pasta For Breakfast!Amberlynn often shows her food, and this video collects every first meal of her day. Every time Amberlynn says she is havi...

youtu.be

The gorl doesn't know what being lactose intolerant is, apparently (starts at 00:51)

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Can anyone remember what time ALR normally come on line because I have things I need to do this evening and I do not want to be distracted when I am watching the next episode of bullshit

As of late , somewhere between 6pm Eastern and 8pm Eastern

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

As of late , somewhere between 6pm Eastern and 8pm Eastern

In the Uk so probably about midnight here - Don't know why am even bothering but I can't help myself

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

In the Uk so probably about midnight here - Don't know why am even bothering but I can't help myself

You're doing God's work, they're too damn boring for me to sit through