Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

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Aunt Carol said:
No visible words but I thought you might like to see this.
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My rendition: hundred acre woods have eyes.png
 
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From The Uncanny Valley said:
I love Blue Q, but what the fuck.
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This could have worked at an actual grocery store, if they'd just made the designs with one of the ramen giants. Ramen is a weird thing to buy to just display, and nobody would be eating it unironically at jacked-up novelty store prices, so there went their market. (Or they could have just used the label design and made a decorative bag out of it, which is right in their wheelhouse.)
 
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Little off-topic, since it's not a listing, but I recently found a Japanese men's fashion site. The English is understandable, but a little goofy:
It is no exaggeration to say that the navy suit is a staple of dress wear and the battle uniform of men at the forefront of business. It has a fearless mood in its noble color, and its versatility in both on- and off-duty use creates a dignified styling that will not betray your expectations. The term “navy suit” cannot be used in a vacuum, as it encompasses a wide range of styles, from businesslike and conservative styles to off-duty styles with a touch of fun. In this issue, we focus on “navy suits” and pick up the most notable coordinates!

Navy is the ironclad color of men’s suits! What is its impression?​

The navy suit, with its fearless fearlessness in a noble color, is a representative of men’s suits along with the gray suit. The dignified appearance of the navy suit, derived from naval uniforms, creates a dignified and sophisticated mood, while at the same time giving the impression of intelligence, sincerity, and cleanliness, and rarely gives off a bad image to those around you. However, if one were to venture to point out a demerit, it would be that the difference in the choice of items and the way of dressing can greatly affect the impression, and the difference between safe styling and stylish styling can be noticeable.
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How to Wear a Navy Suit in Style
 
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Coo Coo Bird said:
Is this so you can stick your eyeball into somebody's butt? Has science gone too far?
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I think it just has a hole in it, for activities. I really like the phrase "hollow can be snooped" because it's the least erotic way to describe that situation.

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Considerate design
Use it to prevent liquid leakage when go out
 
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