Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Stud2Stud]

Oh we all know why Dobbles would go for a stroll through the Evil Dead forest!

He's hoping to see some hot girl on shrubbery action!

Only if it's a female shrubbery.

Makes you wonder what Dobbies foxhound code name would be

Triggering bear ?

Well, a code name is a unique made up term or string of words repeatedly used exclusively on one particular person, so my money's on "Stop oggling me, you sweaty creep!"

 

[AnOminous]

That and he wants to feel important because he is supporting a SJW cause and needs some replacement for his characters from Patty, who before that were pretty much his get go for his cute waifu wishfullfillment shit.

That's what turns it from spergy and funny to creepy and kind of gross. He actually wants social justice asspats for a pretty vanilla cishet dudebro lesbian fetish that has nothing whatsoever progressive about it and treats women like objects for his amusement.

Plus, he's so socially oblivious he doesn't realize that the people he's trying to cozy up to with this bullshit pretty much all think he's a creep, because he's barely less transparent about it than Chris on his lovequest.

 

[Male Idiot]

I apologize for my bad Paint skills, it is really atrocius but it is my first try!

Spoiler: How Dobbo sees Quiet

And here are some filthy, patriarchal outfits that are an empowering image to the dirty dang JERKS. They came up as I googled a picture to photoshop.

Spoiler: Power Fantasy

 

[Dudeofteenage]

That's what turns it from spergy and funny to creepy and kind of gross. He actually wants social justice asspats for a pretty vanilla cishet dudebro lesbian fetish that has nothing whatsoever progressive about it and treats women like objects for his amusement.

I sometimes wonder if he's even aware that a lesbian fetish is a pretty common phenomenon among straight men.

I kind of doubt it, because he doesn't seem very interested in anybody else's lives (straight male or queer woman or anything else) and he certainly lacks the interest or capacity for self-assessment to compare somebody else's beliefs to others. If somehow forced to comment on the synchronicity between his "feminism" and a non-feminist straight guy who thinks girls kissing are hot, he'd just wail "it's different!".

 

[Stud2Stud]

That's what turns it from spergy and funny to creepy and kind of gross. He actually wants social justice asspats for a pretty vanilla cishet dudebro lesbian fetish that has nothing whatsoever progressive about it and treats women like objects for his amusement.

Plus, he's so socially oblivious he doesn't realize that the people he's trying to cozy up to with this bullshit pretty much all think he's a creep, because he's barely less transparent about it than Chris on his lovequest.

Ha. Whenever people tell him his behaviour is creepy and transparent, he's fond of using a variety of exceedingly childish retorts including, but not limited to:
-blocking the other person
-making obtuse off-hand comments
-trying to switch topics
-trying to entangle the other person in a meta-discussion
-claim victory for no discernable reason anyway

Spoiler: crisis averted

Edit:

Angry Blue bear, where art thou? Don't leave us! Noooooooooooooooooooo
Edit 2: Looks like he's back...

Addendum:
He doesn't have adblock? What a dunce.
Also, an hour before that post, he retweeted this nonsense:
Dobson should get a medal for being the most incoherent and least self-aware person alive.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Dob was "triggered" by a cartoon of a chicken sandwich with a whole chicken in it? I mean, as a chicken himself, I get that it hits too close to home, but where does he think chicken sandwiches come from? They're chickens! And his beloved McDonalds' quarter-pounders are cows!

Is he literally five years old?

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Is he literally five years old?

Do you really need to ask?

 

[millais]

All this coming from the self-proclaimed Unholy Devourer of Chicken McNuggets himself. The way they breed, kill, and process those battery farm chickens that go into McDonald's food should be way more triggering for Dobson than a cartoon dead chicken, but gotta uphold those double standards.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Dobson will only eat organic, locally sourced chickens that have been inflated by hand.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson begs for asspats again.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Put a red sticker on it and stop whining, Dobson!

 

[Kabobs]

You can't tell me this assclown isn't autistic in any sort.

 

[Male Idiot]

You can't tell me this assclown isn't autistic in any sort.

He is surely tarded in some form or another! No way he has a full deck of cards, that's obvious.

 

[Bounty of BananaChipmunks]

This kind of irrational anxiety, Dobbo ?

 

[John Titor]

He also forgot that he tried to burn the bridge after that. I don't recall Dobson ever apologized to Brent. There is always sarcastic tone in Brent's tweet whenever he respond to Dobson.

Source?

 

[wheat pasta]

Dobson begs for asspats again.

Actually an understandable grievance. Social anxiety holds a lot of people back from a lot of things. Since this is Dobson he might be playing it up a bit, but I'm still willing to believe this one's true. When something makes you anxious you look like a pussywillow to everyone else, but to the person dealing with it, it's very real and very upsetting.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Actually an understandable grievance. Social anxiety holds a lot of people back from a lot of things. Since this is Dobson he might be playing it up a bit, but I'm still willing to believe this one's true. When something makes you anxious you look like a pussywillow to everyone else, but to the person dealing with it, it's very real and very upsetting.

I'd be more willing to believe him had he not written a set of comics where he acts like a dick to the guy answering his questions about the buttons. Specifically that expression in the last panel.

 

[wheat pasta]

Yeah, that's true. Dob-bear was at his most punchable in that one.
Then again, I wouldn't want to interact with a Dobson comic character either

 

[Ruin]

I heard a rumor from my room mate Matt that Dobson doesn't go to cons cause he got too fat.

I heard Dobson's at a rehab place cause he took too many anti depressants and melted his face.

I heard he stopped drawing inflation porn cause his hair went away, he had hair plugs put in now he's totally gay,

To the tune of

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Why does he take photos of the TV screen every time he shares one of these? The Wii U lets you take direct screenshots. It's even easier since the last major update which lets you keep a private screenshot album so you can later rehost your pictures and share them.

Because he tweets from his iPhone. He is too lazy to get up, or to save the screenshots to his phone. But hey, he is an artist, why should he obsess over image quality, right?

Well he actually mentioned the Lord of the Rings books and Hobbit. And of course Harry Potter.
But I think that is it. I am personally not touching this too much because I do not want to be the pot who calls the kettle black, as most of the books I read are either related to Stephen King/horror in general, a few dystopians or by Terry Pratchett.
That said, even if similiar to Dobson I enjoy immature entertainment more, I think I can point towards some better stories that he should at least in some form know about. Not because they are must reads for everyone, but because of his supposed profession. Example: V for Vendetta or Watchmen. Has he ever talked about stuff like these? I find it at least weird that someone who considers himself a professional comic artist is incapable of making a statement about them that does not sound like out of the mouth of a sjw post 2011.

Someone should point him to books, that have no canon visuals for thier characters. I bet he would eat up the first Mistborn novel and then might be tempted to draw a character which design he can't copy, but on the other hand, I don't want him to ruin those characters for me...

NO FUN ALLOWED!

Jesus Christ, look at the blind man complaining about the colors being too murky.

Dobson begs for asspats again.

Also, since we are talking about Dobbles here, this seems rather appropriate:

Spoiler