@Android Raptor Hate Thread

I just had my first encounter with Raptor in another thread. Maybe because I stay away from BP. Then this shows up immediately after. Weird. Either way I had no idea there was so much sperging about Android Raptor. Seems gay to give someone an entire hate thread.

Weird since having kids makes you consoom and spend money more than anything. Them shits ain't cheap.
They're cheaper than you'd think. Make big meals, you have leftovers. They don't eat much. Hand-me-downs work fine. You can always ask friends and family for old clothes. If your parents are hoarders, your stuff if probably still intact. It's not worth buying too much new stuff since they grow out of it soon anyway. Toys can be whatever. You never pay for anything all at once so the whole "it costs x thousand dollars to raise kids" is fear porn if nothing else.
 
I saw Android raptor at a local grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. That day totaly changed my opinion on her in a way that i dont think i can recover from.
 
I saw Android raptor at a local grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. That day totaly changed my opinion on her in a way that i dont think i can recover from.
Until proven otherwise, this is the Android Raptor experience.
 
Ok Jill Rodrigues
You never have a good rebuttal, it's always "ok [insert some type of insult]". He made good points and you can't touch on any of them.

Android raptor makes moids seethe all the time, I think she's cool.
She gives anybody who isn't retarded a headache.
 
I also think @Android raptor is a nutjob, but if we were to one day find ourselves on the same continent, we'd have an awesome night on the town getting drunk and trying to pick up chicks.
Gay, reddit, and cringe.
Seems gay to give someone an entire hate thread.
The entire concept of this website is threads focused on individual retards.
 
Android raptor makes moids seethe all the time, I think she's cool.
She doesn't make me seethe and I genuinely respect that she puts up with deranged autism relatively well (I made one comment on her profile and my notifications were off the charts)

Plus any woman that's strong in her beliefs, even if I don't agree with them, is okay by me since it shows she's not over socialized.
She gives anybody who isn't retarded a headache.
You're just mad because you're within her pegging range.
 
She doesn't make me seethe and I genuinely respect that she puts up with deranged autism relatively well (I made one comment on her profile and my notifications were off the charts)

Plus any woman that's strong in her beliefs, even if I don't agree with them, is okay by me since it shows she's not over socialized.

You're just mad because you're within her pegging range.
I'm imagining a dildo with an attached laser sight and a scope. Perhaps a bipod if she reaches Colonel 100.
 
ANDROID RAPTOR IS THE BIGGEST WHORE TO HAUNT THIS MESSAGE BOARD SINCE LIDL DRIP.
They're both queens, but AR is obviously the alpha queen since she didn't run away after a few angry messages

I'm not a teenage twink, so I'm safe.
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