Anna had a baby?

[Bgheff]

Perhaps I should have quoted the whole post, then?

Anna is not a lesbian, she just stupid. This humor aligns up well with the videos she's made. She has claimed several times she is straight and the lesbian thing was so Chris wouldn't think of her as a potential girlfriend. She has never had a boyfriend because she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.

Really? I've never seen Anna claim to be straight. Are you sure Bgheff's not having a giggle?

Anna has said so herself, and it is documented on the wiki.
[cwc]Anna[/cwc]

↑ Via Formspring:"...it was the only way to get him to stop thinking of me as a 'candidate'..." She has recently disabled her formspring though, but i've looked it up myself while it was active.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Anna if you're a lesbian you don't get pregnant.

At least, thats the way I understand it.

 

[Mr. 0]

Anna if you're a lesbian you don't get pregnant.

At least, thats the way I understand it.

It's called "messing around".

 

[Bragorboats]

So to cut through the in-jokes and snide comments, let's stop and break this down for a second; Anna pretended to be pregnant and used two easy to find pictures off of google, with no hint of joking or it being tongue-in-cheek? Not to mention in two different time periods so as to rule out temporary insanity?


That's fucked up, yo.

 

[Mr. 0]

So to cut through the in-jokes and snide comments, let's stop and break this down for a second; Anna pretended to be pregnant and used two easy to find pictures off of google, with no hint of joking or it being tongue-in-cheek? Not to mention in two different time periods so as to rule out temporary insanity?


That's fucked up, yo.

It's not fucked up because Anna's retarded and doesn't know any better. Proof of this lies in the way she pats Chris's cottage cheese ass.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Barely anyone cared the first time she did it and they only did care because they were in on it. Second time? Tumbleweeds.

Doesn't she have hundreds of facebook friends? Shouldn't she have gotten at least a few polite congratulations? The girl is so uninteresting and invisible it's almost a superpower.

 

[Laura_Dern]

So to cut through the in-jokes and snide comments, let's stop and break this down for a second; Anna pretended to be pregnant and used two easy to find pictures off of google, with no hint of joking or it being tongue-in-cheek? Not to mention in two different time periods so as to rule out temporary insanity?


That's fucked up, yo.

Not only that, but she left it up for two years afterwords. You'd think that after it fell flat and didn't get her the attention she desired, she'd just delete it and try something different.

 

[Pikonic]

Anna strikes me as one of those dumb bitches on Facebook that would say something like "WAH Facebook drama, that's it I'm leaving Facebook !!!!1!!1ONE" expecting dozens of "Noo, don't go we love you ", but gets no replies. But she won't leave.

 

[zoltan6561]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

Also why are all her baby names so shitty? Butch, Biff, spike, buck? Chenis, VaJonia? Cairo, Labia? What kind of names are these?

She asked Chris to cum in a cup and than give it to her and than she injected it in to her china with a syringe.

 

[Watcher]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

Also why are all her baby names so shitty? Butch, Biff, spike, buck? Chenis, VaJonia? Cairo, Labia? What kind of names are these?

She asked Chris to cum in a cup and than give it to her and than she injected it in to her china with a syringe.

I didn't know Anna's tom tom hungered for Chris to pound

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Anna strikes me as one of those dumb bitches on Facebook that would say something like "WAH Facebook drama, that's it I'm leaving Facebook !!!!1!!1ONE" expecting dozens of "Noo, don't go we love you ", but gets no replies. But she won't leave.

I'm pretty sure she's made her profile inactive only to come back days later. So she's in that ballpark.

 

[A-Stump]

I wouldn't put it past Anna to engage in a bit of troll baiting. If so, it failed

 

[PCA]

This is a joke. Anna has always had a weird sense of humor. That pregnancy test could have been the girl's in the background. If she really did have a baby, there would be pictures of the child we would have seen by now

 

[LordCustos3]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

Also why are all her baby names so shitty? Butch, Biff, spike, buck? Chenis, VaJonia? Cairo, Labia? What kind of names are these?

She asked Chris to cum in a cup and than give it to her and than she injected it in to her china with a syringe.

I didn't know Anna's tom tom hungered for Chris to pound

Welllllll....the more effeminate Chris got, the more attractive to not-so-picky lesbians he became.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

How not so picky?

Like fuckin blind IMHO.

Even uber butch lesbians have some taste.

 

[Mr. 0]

This is a joke. Anna has always had a weird sense of humor. That pregnancy test could have been the girl's in the background. If she really did have a baby, there would be pictures of the child we would have seen by now

If she were an ordinary person, the names would have given that away. But we know far too much about a person so uninteresting.

 

[Trombonista]

Someone on my friends list did this same joke awhile ago. She's also a dumb as fuck woman-child who needs constant attention.

So you're Facebook friends with Anna?

 

[Pikonic]

This is a joke. Anna has always had a weird sense of humor. That pregnancy test could have been the girl's in the background. If she really did have a baby, there would be pictures of the child we would have seen by now

Nah, Anna didn't take these pictures, Sylvana found the site she got the first one from. The second was on the first page when you google search "positive pregnancy tests"

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Huh.

Weird coincidence: this weekend, one of my FB friends (who has no plans to get pregnant and has taken significant precautions against it) posted that she was pregnant... and I can only assume it was a joke. I can't even really understand why it would be funny if it were.

Is this a new thing? Joking about being pregnant on FB? Something from the same family as "post whatever color your bra is as your status?"

 

[The Dude]

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I was totally going to post this.