I'm more likely to give myself brain damage with a golf club than scoring a hole. So it's not even possible. My otherwise great life is hellish and this says a lot if I can't play golf. But when I was 8, I had my own golf clubs. I would've been a golfer if jews didn't steal my parent's money all the time through taxes. So we couldn't afford to be on course and had to spend time in Jewish engineering to become a man baby. But if I did play golf, I would turn into a man baby due to cruel unfortunate outcomes of sports with chocking since sport fans wear 5x more diapers than I do and have to flee to a place no one has heard me before due to defamation under my own fallacy.
You're either a player, a sports fan or a sports conisseur (meaning sperg in sports history).