Video Archery with ParkourDude91

[Sammy]

 

[Hyperion]

The mighty schizophrenic hunter.

 

[Sammy]

Jace has a heart to heart with Kyle about his encounter with the Demon Lord FlyAwayNow.

 

[CatParty]

Lazy hawkeye
or
"green" arrow

 

[Le Bateleur]

I love Kyle's voice so much. It sounds like a dudebro soundboard app on the "creep" setting.

 

[Sammy]

When Jace goes to retrieve the arrow, he has -JUST- the doofiest run, doesn't he?

 

[FlyAwayNow]

I may not be a master of my art, but I'm pretty sure to get rid of me, you don't MAKE pentagrams.

 

[Le Bateleur]

And the way Jace runs! It's just the most perfect thing. I'm going to gif it.

EDIT: ninja'd by Sammy. Well played.

EDIT2: beaten to the punch on the gif, too. Oh well.

 

[Arctic]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but he's actually halfway decent with the bow and arrow, further watching the video.

Smoking weed to stabilize your aim does wonders apparently.

 

[OBAMATRON]

pink fucking faggot bow

 

[Le Bateleur]

I may not be a master of my art, but I'm pretty sure to get rid of me, you don't MAKE pentagrams.

A pentagram with the single point upward is a symbol of life and goodness, iirc. Its shape is derived from the corn dolly fertility figures. It's an inverted pentagram that therefore symbolises death and evil.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I love Kyle's voice so much. It sounds like a dudebro soundboard app on the "creep" setting.

It sounds like if Pete White from The Venture Bros was a chain smoker.

 

[Sammy]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but he's actually halfway decent with the bow and arrow, further watching the video.

I can't believe you're saying that either. He's atrocious.

 

[CatParty]

When Jace goes to retrieve the arrow, he has -JUST- the doofiest run, doesn't he?

it's like steven segal level running

 

[FramerGirl420]

it's like steven segal level running

Swift and feminine like a graceful dancer

 

[Randall Fragg]

How the hell did that video not end with someone going to the emergency room? It's Jace with a bow and arrow.

 

[Smutley]

I think he still has the toothbrush in place.

 

[Sammy]

How the hell did that video not end with someone going to the emergency room? It's Jace with a bow and arrow.

Because he can't hit shit. For all his Advanced Marine Archery Training, he has trouble hitting a stationary target if its over 15 feet away, much less a human intent on self preservation.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Ya know, I like it when we get a look into Jaces Psychee. In this case, he had a nightmare when he was with Eli who was doing parkour, then got captured and beheaded.

Im only a freshman Armchair Psychologist, so I cant tell you what it means. You know, besides a bit of the obvious. Maybe deep down he knows sending Eli to Isreal was a dumb idea.

"I thought you didnt make it into the marines" -Kyle

SUPER CONFIRMATION!

 

[axcel]

Go Jace, go.