Video Archery with ParkourDude91

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tobacky_vapor said:
I can't believe I'm saying this, but he's actually halfway decent with the bow and arrow, further watching the video.

Edit I take that back he still needs wo
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Sammy said:
I can't believe you're saying that either. He's atrocious.
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I saw a few decent hits but further in the video he kept missing horribly and blaming bugged bow mechanics dsp style, I took it back earlier post but i should pay more attention to the video before saying my piece.

#buggedattentionspanmechanics
 
tobacky_vapor said:
I saw a few decent hits but further in the video he kept missing horribly and blaming bugged bow mechanics dsp style, I took it back earlier post but i should pay more attention to the video before saying my piece.

#buggedattentionspanmechanics
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Its all good Ese, I see your edit. He does have one or two decent hits. And I wish I could make an analogy to "a broken clock is right twice a day" with that fact that made any kinda sense.

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When I get home I am so photoshopping Robin into Soap.
 
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You don't hold bows sideways, Jace. Even if they're pink pussy lil faggot bows.
 
I still can't tell if Kyle keeps Jace around for the entertainment value or if he is so perpetually stoned that Jace being an ungrateful arrogant douche doesn't even register in his mind. Whatever the case Kyle is fucking awesome.
 
Commercial stove. Hatchet in the kitchen. And now we find out Kyle's mother has her own bow. Kyle's parents are turning out to be more interesting than I would have thought.

Also I have to wonder what this does to support Eli's mission or extract him from Israel.
tobacky_vapor said:
I can't believe I'm saying this, but he's actually halfway decent with the bow and arrow, further watching the video.
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What? Everything about Jace's stance and release and everything is just awkward. I suck at archery, but even I can see he's doing it wrong. And I can at least hit a giant target like that from ten feet away.
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Sammy said:
When Jace goes to retrieve the arrow, he has -JUST- the doofiest run, doesn't he?
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I don't want to be too gross saying this, or make any commentary on Jace's personal life, but he runs exactly like he has something up his arse he's desperate to keep up there.
 
Even if I was just hanging out with him to push his buttons I don't think I would try "lolmarine" while he's got a real ranged weapon in his hands and is demonstrating the ability to usually hit a chest-sized chunk of stuff.
 
A-№1 said:
Also I have to wonder what this does to support Eli's mission or extract him from Israel.
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Basically he is going to reenact Rambo 2 is my guess. He is going to infiltrate Tel Aviv and sneak his way through until he finds Gamerfood HQ, shooting all the guards that are approximately 5 feet away in the head while trying to hit their legs. He is then going to run with the blow torch stuck up his butt, to hide it from the guards, and use it to cut the bars to Tupac and Eli's cell. He is then going to use his Jesus camp training to exfil.
 
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