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Anchuent Christory said:
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Special Olympics gold medalist in the making.
 
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*hits the target at crotch level*

"That's why they call me Headshot Jace, baby!"

More like Dickshot Jace taHAA

Also, the way he runs make me think of how some spergs actually try to model their movements after their favorite videogames or anime.
 
Lord Jace & The Soothsayer: A Play in One Act​
Lord Jace: Attend me whilst I practice archery, Soothsayer!
Soothsayer: Of course, milord. You can use my mother's bow.
Lord Jace: This bow is most gay. (Begins shooting.) I am troubled by dreams of Sir Eli being captured by Saracens.
Soothsayer: The work of malevolent spirits, milord.
Lord Jace: That is most gay. How can I stop these Moslim spirits from attacking me?
Soothsayer: I know of many salt-based rituals....
Lord Jace: (Interrupting.) Salt? Your magic is too dark for my tastes. Too dark and much too gay. When I was a crusader....
Soothsayer: (Interrupting.) I thought they wouldn't let you be a crusader?
Lord Jace: Lies! I was in the Holy Land for many seasons! I was not sent to Spain for a pilgrimage! Pilgrimage is most gay!
Soothsayer: Apologies, milord.
Lord Jace: 'Tis well. I have shot enough. Scenes of my marksmanship will be woven into a tapestry. It will be most realistic.
Chorus: Lord Jace later decided that his tapestry was too gay and decided to share this short play instead. It was most tactical.
 
MerriedManJr said:
Lord Jace & The Soothsayer: A Play in One Act​
Lord Jace: Attend me whilst I practice archery, Soothsayer!
Soothsayer: Of course, milord. You can use my mother's bow.
Lord Jace: This bow is most gay. (Begins shooting.) I am troubled by dreams of Sir Eli being captured by Saracens.
Soothsayer: The work of malevolent spirits, milord.
Lord Jace: That is most gay. How can I stop these Moslim spirits from attacking me?
Soothsayer: I know of many salt-based rituals....
Lord Jace: (Interrupting.) Salt? Your magic is too dark for my tastes. Too dark and much too gay. When I was a crusader....
Soothsayer: (Interrupting.) I thought they wouldn't let you be a crusader?
Lord Jace: Lies! I was in the Holy Land for many seasons! I was not sent to Spain for a pilgrimage! Pilgrimage is most gay!
Soothsayer: Apologies, milord.
Lord Jace: 'Tis well. I have shot enough. Scenes of my marksmanship will be woven into a tapestry. It will be most realistic.
Chorus: Lord Jace later decided that his tapestry was too gay and decided to share this short play instead. It was most tactical.
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T'was a most realistic effort, sirrah.

Descent said:
You guys remember that episode of the Sopranos where Ralph Cifaretto's kid is playing with the bow and arrow? I imagine that's going to get acted out pretty soon.
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Every time Jace has a something potentially lethal in his hands, I assume a trip to the Emergency Room is in his immediate future.
Even though it hasn't happened yet, it's always good to be prepared.
 
MerriedManJr said:
Lord Jace & The Soothsayer: A Play in One Act​
Lord Jace: Attend me whilst I practice archery, Soothsayer!
Soothsayer: Of course, milord. You can use my mother's bow.
Lord Jace: This bow is most gay. (Begins shooting.) I am troubled by dreams of Sir Eli being captured by Saracens.
Soothsayer: The work of malevolent spirits, milord.
Lord Jace: That is most gay. How can I stop these Moslim spirits from attacking me?
Soothsayer: I know of many salt-based rituals....
Lord Jace: (Interrupting.) Salt? Your magic is too dark for my tastes. Too dark and much too gay. When I was a crusader....
Soothsayer: (Interrupting.) I thought they wouldn't let you be a crusader?
Lord Jace: Lies! I was in the Holy Land for many seasons! I was not sent to Spain for a pilgrimage! Pilgrimage is most gay!
Soothsayer: Apologies, milord.
Lord Jace: 'Tis well. I have shot enough. Scenes of my marksmanship will be woven into a tapestry. It will be most realistic.
Chorus: Lord Jace later decided that his tapestry was too gay and decided to share this short play instead. It was most tactical.
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This post is too perfect. TOO PERFECT. I need more mm, yeahs to give it :(
 
Sammy said:
When Jace goes to retrieve the arrow, he has -JUST- the doofiest run, doesn't he?
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That's what happens when you have lotsa da buttsex.

Absinthe said:
A pentagram with the single point upward is a symbol of life and goodness, iirc. Its shape is derived from the corn dolly fertility figures. It's an inverted pentagram that therefore symbolises death and evil.
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Sorry in advance for sperging. In some traditions, the downward pointing pentacle represents the winter season, death of a sort, but not death and evil per se. Some European Pagans used to invert the Pentacle after Samhain (Halloween) then turn it back the other way after Beltane (May 1st).
 
I like how Kyle doesn't even give a shit about Jace's whining about his bow, or his yammering about Skyrim. He just keeps telling him how to deal with ghosts.
 
MerriedManJr said:
Lord Jace & The Soothsayer: A Play in One Act​
Lord Jace: Attend me whilst I practice archery, Soothsayer!
Soothsayer: Of course, milord. You can use my mother's bow.
Lord Jace: This bow is most gay. (Begins shooting.) I am troubled by dreams of Sir Eli being captured by Saracens.
Soothsayer: The work of malevolent spirits, milord.
Lord Jace: That is most gay. How can I stop these Moslim spirits from attacking me?
Soothsayer: I know of many salt-based rituals....
Lord Jace: (Interrupting.) Salt? Your magic is too dark for my tastes. Too dark and much too gay. When I was a crusader....
Soothsayer: (Interrupting.) I thought they wouldn't let you be a crusader?
Lord Jace: Lies! I was in the Holy Land for many seasons! I was not sent to Spain for a pilgrimage! Pilgrimage is most gay!
Soothsayer: Apologies, milord.
Lord Jace: 'Tis well. I have shot enough. Scenes of my marksmanship will be woven into a tapestry. It will be most realistic.
Chorus: Lord Jace later decided that his tapestry was too gay and decided to share this short play instead. It was most tactical.
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Lord Jace retired to the Soothsayer's chamber, where they carried out a purification ceremony involving the inhalation of herbal vapours. He then entered a fitful sleep, in which his feats of archery gave way to visions of shafts of a different kind.

Darky said:
I like how Kyle doesn't even give a shit about Jace's whining about his bow, or his yammering about Skyrim. He just keeps telling him how to deal with ghosts.
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Kyle is the Deagle Nation ghost expert, after all. Very few people have access to enough weed to reach his level of expertise.
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
Note the Deagle as a backup weapon in case the hostile target block goes after him.

Jace's claim to be a sniper is just like Chris's claim of being on the honor roll - there's plenty of evidence against it.
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Of course he's a sniper. Haven't you seem him play quick scope simulator?
 
Darky said:
I like how Kyle doesn't even give a shit about Jace's whining about his bow, or his yammering about Skyrim. He just keeps telling him how to deal with ghosts.
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I feel like Kyle might have asperger's or a bit of the autism. He's also the most sane person in their circle of friends.
 
As disappointing as the lack of a livestream is this week is, these vlogs have definitely made up for it. Kyle is hilarious, the way he just blurted out that Jace wasn't in the marines followed by Jace's reaction was gold. It's crazy to say considering he's his weed dealer, but Kyle really seems like the most well-rounded, nice friend Jace has, at least so far.
 
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