Video Archery with ParkourDude91

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CWCissey said:
He'll have to try the bacon again.

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"Gamers, help! Dicksquad rigged the oven with a JDAM bomb!"
 
Dilbertmann said:
"Gamers, help! Dicksquad rigged the oven with a JDAM bomb!"
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'Kyle's bitch mom kicked me out because I like, blew up the house or some shit, and that faggot Kyle didn't once try to, like, defend his superior officer by punching her out, or stabbing the bitch or some shit, he actually was on his bitch mom's side! The faggot! Now I'm, like, living in the woods, hunting lil' faggot squirrels and shit with this gay ass pink faggot bow I managed to steal TAHAAAAAAA, little, little Stealerhumour there. But anyway my bitch mom heard what I did and won't let me back in the house. Worst thing is my frigging Xbox was in there! Which, in my opinion on this site, is the biggest loss.'
 
Gothicserpent said:
Is no one going to mention that Jace thinks his house is HAUNTED?

I mean, I believe in the supernatural to an extent, but jeez...
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Well, Jace has a pretty tenuous connection to reality as it is, so I don't think it's a very big leap from believing Tupac is alive and being held captive by Hamas to believing in ghosts.

Queen of Tarts said:
Every time I hear Kyle talk I can't stop laughing uncontrollably. YA HOUSE, POLTAGEIST.
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I really want to hear Kyle say "Park the car in the barn."
 
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Burned Man said:
Basically he is going to reenact Rambo 2 is my guess. He is going to infiltrate Tel Aviv and sneak his way through until he finds Gamerfood HQ, shooting all the guards that are approximately 5 feet away in the head while trying to hit their legs. He is then going to run with the blow torch stuck up his butt, to hide it from the guards, and use it to cut the bars to Tupac and Eli's cell. He is then going to use his Jesus camp training to exfil.
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So when Katnisn't Everclean over here runs out of arrows, will he go find a chicken to fire in order to take out the last guard?
 
Quote Me Now said:
Jace's archery form is so awful I'm surprised he didn't hurt his arm by hitting it with the bowstring when he made a shot, then claim the bow was a Muslim agent sent to kill him.
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He did that first part.

Right before he does his "Tactical Arrow Spinning Quick Draw Shot" he misses nocking the arrow and ends up drawing the string back a bit before it slips and whips his arm.

I'm more worried about what arrows he's using. If those are carbons, he hit that trampoline frame and Kyle's mom is going to be in for a really big surprise if he fractured the shaft.

/archerysperg *sigh*
 
It's a good thing the bow wasn't very powerful, because Jace isn't the type to think about where the arrow is going after it misses the target.
 
I know Jace thinks real guns are gay, etc etc. but this makes me want to see him fire a real gun.

Oh man that would be a Range Officer's nightmare. If they're at a public range Jace would probably set the record for quickest time to be banned from a gun range.
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
I know Jace thinks real guns are gay, etc etc. but this makes me want to see him fire a real gun.

Oh man that would be a Range Officer's nightmare. If they're at a public range Jace would probably set the record for quickest time to be banned from a gun range.
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I'd like to think that most ROs would have enough sense to turn someone like Jace away at the door.
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Is it just me or is he trying to hold the bow like a rifle? Probably some secret tactical marine stance he learned while fighting nazis with John Cena in Vietnam.

If you ask me would've been hilarious if the bow was a larger one with harder to draw string..
"This is totally gay. Your bow is broken dude, can't draw it man. What the fuck? Is the safety on?"

I can just picture him trying to dismantle the bow at that point.
 
steelsheep said:
I'd like to think that most ROs would have enough sense to turn someone like Jace away at the door.
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Just imagine it. Jace & friends go to some gun range that will rent out guns to people and they rent out a Desert Eagle in .50AE.

Jace probably would probably muzzle sweep the whole range and point a loaded gun at his friends/other people. Also he would probably try to shoot it sideways, hit himself in the face, then go on a 'real guns are gay' rant then leave/get kicked out.


Actually I don't think Jace is smart enough to figure out how to load a magazine and chamber a round.
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
Just imagine it. Jace & friends go to some gun range that will rent out guns to people and they rent out a Desert Eagle in .50AE.

Jace probably would probably muzzle sweep the whole range and point a loaded gun at his friends/other people. Also he would probably try to shoot it sideways, hit himself in the face, then go on a 'real guns are gay' rant then leave/get kicked out.


Actually I don't think Jace is smart enough to figure out how to load a magazine and chamber a round.
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You forgot the part where he starts spinning it around his finger and a round goes off. Or the part where he decides that 2 Deagles would be more Tactical. Tahaaaa that's like a joke because two guns has more bullets.
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
Just imagine it. Jace & friends go to some gun range that will rent out guns to people and they rent out a Desert Eagle in .50AE.

Jace probably would probably muzzle sweep the whole range and point a loaded gun at his friends/other people. Also he would probably try to shoot it sideways, hit himself in the face, then go on a 'real guns are gay' rant then leave/get kicked out.


Actually I don't think Jace is smart enough to figure out how to load a magazine and chamber a round.
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He'd rack the slide 10-15 times while talking, then wonder why it doesn't work.

Also, "only 7 rounds? that's gay dude!".
 
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