Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Snappy Turtle]

I showed you how those statements you made are wrong, though, and you keep dodging it

You showed me how the statement "I am not a sock" is wrong? Refresh my memory on how. Did Bugs Bunny use a time machine to spy on me making my account and report back to you?

EDIT: I have realized you have stopped compulsively referring to Alex Jones and Tucker so I will indulge you. I do not think I "know more about medicine" than all doctors, that's super vague. I think it's possible I know at least as much about the new covid vaccines as many medical professionals, because I have been obsessively reading about them for years and many of them don't. You're acting like somebody who goes to med school for gastroenterology has to pass a class on mRNA vaccines. I ABSOLUTELY believe I know more about the new covid vaccines as you; my first experience in this thread was reading an incredibly mathematically simple paper on calculating excess death rates that you dismissed as "gibberish" because of your innumeracy and inability to read actual science.

 

[Wesker]

theocrats

He said the thing!

 

[Vince McMahon]

I think it's possible I know at least as much about the new covid vaccines as many medical professionals, because I have been obsessively reading about them for years and many of them don't.

You lack a theoretical basis in cutting-edge medical knowledge, biological research and peer review to correctly understand research papers on the matter. To be honest, so do doctors, however, mRNA vaccines have been designed as a tool for doctors to use, so by virtue of their training and the speciality of the tool, the usually possess a deeper understanding, having to go through medical school, where they are taught to use those tools.

You are a layman, trying to substitute critical gap in practical knowledge by loads of theoretical one, without even knowing how to wield theoretical knowledge.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Honestly, I don't give it any thought because I am not brainwashed by Russian propaganda on the internet.

So you bury your head in the sand and rage at people who point out the society is becoming degenerate.

I have a question for you: What website was it that turned you into such a right-wing, theocratic boomer? Was it 4chan? Was it boomer memes on Facebook?

I've always been pretty right wing but I'd say I was radicalized by watching BLM and Antifa chimp out over a guy who died from a fentanyl overdose.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You showed me how the statement "I am not a sock" is wrong? Refresh my memory on how. Did Bugs Bunny use a time machine to spy on me making my account and report back to you?

EDIT: I have realized you have stopped compulsively referring to Alex Jones and Tucker so I will indulge you. I do not think I "know more about medicine" than all doctors, that's super vague. I think it's possible I know at least as much about the new covid vaccines as many medical professionals, because I have been obsessively reading about them for years and many of them don't. You're acting like somebody who goes to med school for gastroenterology has to pass a class on mRNA vaccines. I ABSOLUTELY believe I know more about the new covid vaccines as you; my first experience in this thread was reading an incredibly mathematically simple paper on calculating excess death rates that you dismissed as "gibberish" because of your innumeracy and inability to read actual science.

Except you literally are claiming you know more about the vaccines than they do. You are saying the vaccine is super duper ultra dangerous and deadly, while medical professionals have gotten their families vaccinated, thus showing they believe it's safe. So you are indeed claiming you know more than they do. The study you are referring to was retracted, lol. So no, you don't know more about it than medical professionals, despite what you claim. Like I've said, it's been shown that belief in conspiracy theories has been linked to low intellect, so congrats.

As @Vince McMahon said, you don't have the understanding, training or knowledge on how to read a study. Medical researchers do. It's okay to admit that people who study a subject for a living know more about it than you do. It's not a sign of weakness. In fact, it's a sign of intelligence to know when you don't know something and admit it.

And what made you decide to register on here? Was the need to spazticly flail around and claim doctors don't know as much about vaccines as you do, despite you being an uneducated, low intellect simpleton, that high?

So you bury your head in the sand and rage at people who point out the society is becoming degenerate.

I've always been pretty right wing but I'd say I was radicalized by watching BLM and Antifa chimp out over a guy who died from a fentanyl overdose.

Lol the only people who tardrage about society being "degenerate" are incels who were brainwashed by Russian propaganda.

I find it hard to believe that the tard who does nothing but spout alt-right propaganda and talking points didn't get said propaganda and talking points from somewhere.

He said the thing!

Lol calm down and go back to /pol/ where you can fawn over your theocratic political party with some of your fellow autists

 

[Radion_Godiva]

Healthy scepticism - based.
Outright paranoia - cringe.
Be considering of others - based.
Having to be either inconsiderate or people pleasing - cringe.
Making your own choices and admitting you're wrong every once in a while - based.
Still having chapped ass over HHH - cringe.

Most Cringe Poster on KF calls other posters cringe... this is hilarious. How is your one man KF flame war against the Russian Federation going? Did you win yet? Keep trying bbz. you'll geddem.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Now if you want to argue with Hulkster on a level, you should lean on the fact that it's the public administrators who fucked up COVID response, leading to the rise of conspiracy theories that hampered efficient and logical attribution of resources.

Sorry brother, it's how it is.

 

[Wesker]

go back to /pol/

Another bingo!

 

[Vince McMahon]

Most Cringe Poster on KF calls other posters cringe... this is hilarious. How is your one man KF flame war against the Russian Federation going? Did you win yet? Keep trying bbz. you'll geddem.

The Venn diagram of COVID schizos and Russian nuthuggers is a circle.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

To be fair, it's 2023 and only the anti-vaxers are left as they totally 100% correctly predicted that all the pro-vaxxers in this thread would have long passed away by now.

You're right I was vaccinated and am currently dead

 

[Radion_Godiva]

The Venn diagram of COVID schizos and Russian nuthuggers is a circle.

Oh sorry, I think you're both degenerate, workshy scum. Nice try though.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Oh sorry, I think you're both degenerate, workshy scum. Nice try though.

lol, lmao even.

 

[Snappy Turtle]

You are saying the vaccine is super duper ultra dangerous and deadly

No, I never said that. You will never be able to quote a post of me saying this. If I'm wrong, then do it. On the other hand I actually quote you saying:

Maybe Bugs used that time machine to get vaccinated but didn't tell anyone like most people

LOL.

The study you are referring to was retracted, lol.

No it isn't. I'm referring to this paper -- not a study, and not published so nothing to retract, just a mathematical analysis of how excess death rates are counted that you dismissed as "gibberish" because you don't even understand words like "linear" and "exponential".

Here's one reason I suspect I know more about covid vaccines than many medical professionals. It is a fact that the safety trials for the vaccines offered the control group the option to get vaccinated while the trials were ongoing. No medical professional ever raised a stink about it. Now I know that your conception of science is "whatever Stephen Colbert / time-travelling cartoon rabbits tell me", but do you understand enough to identify why this is a problem?

 

[Stan]

Healthy scepticism - based.
Outright paranoia - cringe.
Be considering of others - based.
Having to be either inconsiderate or people pleasing - cringe.
Making your own choices and admitting you're wrong every once in a while - based.
Still having chapped ass over HHH - cringe.

I think people who get Omicron and say they're immune so no vaxx is needed are cringe. Either get the vaccine or get really sick like I had to, before the vaccine was available.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Another bingo!

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Lol calm down, little guy. Not everyone wants to live in a theocracy, you gotta accept that. Now run along to your megachurch and maybe you'll calm down a bit.

No, I never said that. You will never be able to quote a post of me saying this. If I'm wrong, then do it. On the other hand I actually quote you saying:

You did say it, though. Otherwise you wouldn't be chimping out because some of us listened to our doctors and got vaccinated. Or are you now saying that the vaccine is safe to take? If you are, why are you so adamant on being anti-vax? Other than the fact you're a mindless drone who parrots whatever Republican propaganda tells him to

LOL.

That was in response to you saying Bugs Bunny never got vaccinated, after I said he didn't have a time machine. I know you're a low IQ simpleton, but even you can't have a memory this bad.

No it isn't. I'm referring to this paper -- not a study, and not published so nothing to retract, just a mathematical analysis of how excess death rates are counted that you dismissed as "gibberish" because you don't even understand words like "linear" and "exponential".

Here's one reason I suspect I know more about covid vaccines than many medical professionals. It is a fact that the safety trials for the vaccines offered the control group the option to get vaccinated while the trials were ongoing. No medical professional ever raised a stink about it. Now I know that your conception of science is "whatever Stephen Colbert / time-travelling cartoon rabbits tell me", but do you understand enough to identify why this is a problem?

I have a masters in a STEM degree, I understand math just fine, unlike yourself who can't even read a basic sentence correctly.

You mean the "study" that only showed correlation, without taking into account other factors, written by a guy who clearly doesn't understand statistics? This article does a good job of showing how retarded it was: https://healthfeedback.org/claimrev...-billions-dollars-vaccines-benefited-economy/

See, here you are proving my point. You are clearly a low intellect, uneducated individual. You don't have the knowledge to understand studies and analyze them. Instead you parrot whatever you read on ZeroHedge like a good conspiracy believing simpleton.

Oh, and again, I know you've admitted to us all that you suffer from an intellectual disability, but you're the one who brought up Bugs Bunny and time traveling.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm not sure I'm following your logic here. You think mandatory vaccination is akin to rape? So, when your parents vaccinated you against MMR and polio as a baby (which they probably did), that's like getting raped by your parents? When the government passes a law telling you to wear a seatbelt in a car or a helmet if you drive a motorcycle, is that like the government raping you, too?

Nobody would be forcing you to get a vaccine if you don't want it. However I don't think it's unreasonable for a hospital employer to say "you cannot work face to face with our patients without one."

If you have questions about the mRNA vaccine technology, I'm pretty well positioned to answer them. I got a Master's degree in this stuff believe it or not and for awhile, I worked on the Pfizer vaccine and my job was to field questions from volunteers and assess their eligibility to enter the trial. Unlike every other research protocol I worked on, I never had to "sell" this to participants. I'd go hoarse every day talking on the phone with people eager to get into the trial.

>flaunts master‘s degree
>cannot comprehend the concept that injecting something unwanted into a person is extremely invasive to the point where it’s considered a form of rape

They aren’t sending their brightest, people

 

[JustSomeDong]

I honestly wish I had HHH's faith in medicine, or in people in general. But I'm a cynical asshole who pays attention to patterns and results.

But I'm gonna side with HHH and trust the experts on this one, as it informs my decision to not trust the experts on the vax. And, I doubt its gotten any better, as this is pre-covid shitshow, and standards haven't exactly been on an upward trajectory since then.

 

[Stan]

>flaunts master‘s degree
>cannot comprehend the concept that injecting something unwanted into a person is extremely invasive to the point where it’s considered a form of rape

They aren’t sending their brightest, people

OK so when the state tells you to wear a seatbelt when you drive, and you don't want to, is that like assault?
If you have to buy liability car insurance to drive, is that like getting robbed?
If your mom makes you take cold medicine when you don't want it, is that like getting raped?

 

[Wesker]

megachurch and walls of text

So we had go back to pol, megachurch, lose your viriginity, Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson all in 24 hours. This nigger faggot loving waterhead boomer is going for a record.

Tell us about your mulatto grandchildren.

 

[Snappy Turtle]

You did say it, though. Otherwise you wouldn't be chimping out because some of us listened to our doctors and got vaccinated. Or are you now saying that the vaccine is safe to take? If you are, why are you so adamant on being anti-vax? Other than the fact you're a mindless drone who parrots whatever Republican propaganda tells him to

Then quote it. My position has always been that there is no reason to believe the vaccine is safer than covid is for under-40's, and I have explicitly stated this before in this thread. You're always hiding behind a veneer of irony whenever your points get too retarded here but I'm thinking you genuinely miss the irony of calling me a mindless drone for not doing whatever Stephen Colbert tells me.

You mean the "study" that only showed correlation, without taking into account other factors, written by a guy who clearly doesn't understand statistics? This article does a good job of showing how retarded it was: https://healthfeedback.org/claimrev...-billions-dollars-vaccines-benefited-economy/

No I mean the methodology report -- not a study, as I directly said in the post you're replying to, maybe Bugs Bunny can lend you his time machine and take you back to first grade reading class -- that you called "gibberish" a few weeks ago because you couldn't understand the math. There is absolutely no way you have a masters degree in STEM and can't understand the linked methodology report.

OK so when the state tells you to wear a seatbelt when you drive, and you don't want to, is that like assault?
If you have to buy liability car insurance to drive, is that like getting robbed?
If your mom makes you take cold medicine when you don't want it, is that like getting raped?

Implicitly demonstrating you think of the state as mommy