Caught COVID a 5th time.
I made a grave mistake of underestimating this virus. Turns out when I had it before it was just a lvl 5 Corona Crook, but since then it's been grinding exp. and leveled up its virulence (this is a real thing that viruses do), now it seems the current variant infecting me is a lvl 80 SARS-2 Mafia Boss.
It also appears the virus has learned Jedi mind tricks to make my T-cells forget the spike proteins they are looking for (this is also a real skill that viruses can learn).
This is super cereal, guise. I don't think I'm going to make it. Heed my warning before its too late!
Get your vax, guise.
Trust the Scienze, guise.
Live in a Society, guise.