Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[RomanesEuntDomus]

HELP I've gotten the jab and I've been hearing FM broadcasting ever since, all my credit cards are overdrawn and the boxes of windows cds are piling up next to the door how do I stop that shit oh my god I've still got some money in my prime account time to order a new Surface™

 

[BEz939]

I have taken first shot

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I have taken it in my anus.

 

[alright fine]

I have taken it in my anus.

No that was me.

Sorry, I was bored.

 

[they_live]

I've travelled and gotten on planes and stayed in hotels just recently after the vaccines came out, I'm unvaccinated and plan to stay that way as long as possible.

 

[Vulva Gape]

What? Your logic makes zero sense

Lol the anti vax tards don't use logic, it's hopeless trying to argue with them.

If you look at the Wuhan thread in Happenings they're so retarded it's unreal They really think that the vaccine is going to make them troon.

 

[WINWORLDPEECEE]

Got the pfize, the nanobots are in boys. 6 hours deep and feeling fine so far.

 

[Nagibatel]

Got my first dose of Pfizer and I honestly feel fine so far.

Update: Had a few chills today but I'm still feeling mostly fine.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Caught COVID a 5th time.

I made a grave mistake of underestimating this virus. Turns out when I had it before it was just a lvl 5 Corona Crook, but since then it's been grinding exp. and leveled up its virulence (this is a real thing that viruses do), now it seems the current variant infecting me is a lvl 80 SARS-2 Mafia Boss.
It also appears the virus has learned Jedi mind tricks to make my T-cells forget the spike proteins they are looking for (this is also a real skill that viruses can learn).

This is super cereal, guise. I don't think I'm going to make it. Heed my warning before its too late!
Get your vax, guise.
Trust the Scienze, guise.
Live in a Society, guise.

 

[maguyver16]

I have taken first shot

Are your now a catladyboi?

If you are can I have your number?

I have taken it in my anus.

Same question applies for you as well

 

[Finder]

I have no intention of taking it. I’ve avoided COVID no problem, it has not been that bad in my country.

Frankly I don’t really trust them. God only knows if 10 years from now we’ll be talking about issues caused by the vaccines, that shit can take years to show up. I don’t want to be a guinea pig.

It’s not like there’s any incentive to take it anyway.

 

[BEz939]

Are your now a catladyboi?

If you are can I have your number?



Same question applies for you as well

I’m not any more of a fag than I already was

 

[RuneWarrior]

Everyone is eventually gonna be pressured or forced to take the vaccine.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

No, I already have autism.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Ok, I got my first shot (Biontech/Pfizer).

You will feel something happen in the body after a few minutes. Feels a bit weird, like a warm, tingling sensation going through your body. Then a slight headache, some weird aches and pains, a bit tired, trouble concentrating, just like a slight flu. And then I got very hungry.

Hope that's all that happens. I will just go back to bed and take things easy the next few days.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

HELP I've gotten the jab and I've been hearing FM broadcasting ever since, all my credit cards are overdrawn and the boxes of windows cds are piling up next to the door how do I stop that shit oh my god I've still got some money in my prime account time to order a new Surface™

My 5G still hasn't kicked in. I think I got a defective shot.

Caught COVID a 5th time.

I made a grave mistake of underestimating this virus. Turns out when I had it before it was just a lvl 5 Corona Crook, but since then it's been grinding exp. and leveled up its virulence (this is a real thing that viruses do), now it seems the current variant infecting me is a lvl 80 SARS-2 Mafia Boss.
It also appears the virus has learned Jedi mind tricks to make my T-cells forget the spike proteins they are looking for (this is also a real skill that viruses can learn).

This is super cereal, guise. I don't think I'm going to make it. Heed my warning before its too late!
Get your vax, guise.
Trust the Scienze, guise.
Live in a Society, guise.

Did you learn what herd immunity is yet? I would've thought that a "biologist" would know what that is, or that different vaccines are done differently and what a viral vector vaccine is, but then again, I am not a totally real biologist like you are.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Did you learn what herd immunity is yet? I would've thought that a "biologist" would know what that is, or that different vaccines are done differently and what a viral vector vaccine is, but then again, I am not a totally real biologist like you are.

You can tell that totally real biologist got his degree at the University of Pandemic Inc.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yes but not for awhile, i'm waiting for what side effects could occur or wait until I absolutely need to

 

[Dude Snakes]

So these shots may cause people to have horrible, fatally degenerate diseases. If you take either of these vaccines God help you. IMO these vaccines need to be pulled or we may be facing a zombie-like calimity. My parents had a shot of each, my brother had pfizer, most of my family has... I don't want be die alone.

Report: Pfizer and Moderna COVID "Vaccines" Could Trigger Alzheimer's, ALS, and Other Neurological Degenerative Diseases

Guest post by Bill Hennessy Everyone from Joe Biden to Red Pope Francis is pushing for 100% acceptance of the mRNA vaccine for COVID. The vaccine is unproven and untested. No one knows if the vaccine is more dangerous than the disease. Over 50 percent of new COVID cases involve people who have...

www.thegatewaypundit.com

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Did you learn what herd immunity is yet? I would've thought that a "biologist" would know what that is, or that different vaccines are done differently and what a viral vector vaccine is, but then again, I am not a totally real biologist like you are.

I know what herd immunity is, so I'm not sure why you're obsessed with assuming I don't.
But it doesn't matter because I could say the sky is blue, and you would claim I said the sky was brown.

You can tell that totally real biologist got his degree at the University of Pandemic Inc.

Yeah because I'm the one who thinks the virus levels up its lethality after it kills enough people

So these shots may cause people to have horrible, fatally degenerate diseases. If you take either of these vaccines God help you. IMO these vaccines need to be pulled or we may be facing a zombie-like calimity. My parents had a shot of each, my brother had pfizer, most of my family has... I don't want be die alone.

Report: Pfizer and Moderna COVID "Vaccines" Could Trigger Alzheimer's, ALS, and Other Neurological Degenerative Diseases

Guest post by Bill Hennessy Everyone from Joe Biden to Red Pope Francis is pushing for 100% acceptance of the mRNA vaccine for COVID. The vaccine is unproven and untested. No one knows if the vaccine is more dangerous than the disease. Over 50 percent of new COVID cases involve people who have...

www.thegatewaypundit.com

Dude vaccines aren't going to cause a "zombie-like calamity".
If your parents are fat and old, their odds are probably better with the vax than Covid.