Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Lichen Bark]

-a certain percentage of people who suffer from Long Covid felt improvement of symptoms after vaccination.

The placebo-effect is one hell of a drug.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

"Goodbye cruel world, I can't take this depression any longer. I'm jumping into the tracks, at least I won't die of covid. Oh wait, to kill myself I have to violate quarantine and leave the pod, oh the humanity. I'll just drink bleach. Better than getting covid."

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

slunts are going to bars and restaurants

I thought I was the only person who used the word slunt.
We have a soul bond now.

 

[Internet_Loner]

Been vaccinated over a month, didn't wipe me out like last years flu shot.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The placebo-effect is one hell of a drug.

I'd actually be more comfortable if the vaccine was a placebo. It would give everyone peace of mind by not actually affecting the body, but making people think it does. Since taking it doesn't actually turn everything back to normal, there's no point in taking something that doesn't even protect me against future infection. You know, the purpose of taking a real vaccination like Hep B or TB shots.

 

[dreamworks face]

I wasn't enthusiastic about being an early vax getter but I work in the medical device industry and it got pushed hard enough by my bosses etc. that it was the path of least resistance.

I got the moderna. The first shot was no problem at all, but the second moderna was really rough and I ended up taking the day after off from work even though I was working from home - my neck got super stiff and I couldn't really sleep.

 

[eee-e2]

Virgin "My office job basically forced me to get this shot, I had no other choice. I don't care what happens to myself anyways." vs. Chad "They will have to kill me to get this shot into my arm. I will ensure that I can produce healthy offspring, I will buy my food locally and could care less if I am not allowed inside of a zog multibillion dollar grocery store."

Love yourself kings, protect yourselves, if you are not sure about the long term side effects of this new vaccine, do not take it. Your boss could care less about you. You are a disposable worker. You could die tomorrow and be replaced the next day. Do not look at life with a "I could care less what government and corporations do to me." viewpoint. That is slave mentality. Find your happiness with family, God, and nature. Health is in the food that you consume. This vaccine issue is not a two party issue as they will make it. You should hold the same level of skepticism of Biden promoting this as Trump. Do not fool yourself into shrugging this off as politics.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

But dammit that term fits you and people just like you more than most. You really are just a herd of retards, aren't you?

Y-yes?
To be honest here. Who the fuck are you? Some kind of microbiologist making fun on board full of autists? Do you have any knowledge (I mean textbook knowledge not some tin foil shit read over the Web)? Last question - have you heard about Dunning-Krueger effect?

I know that you're religiously in favor of forcing everyone to just shut up and take this jab for what is just a slightly more infectious than usual flu, and you can go fuck yourself for that...

Have you heard about Spanish flu? It was more infectious then usual flu but still a flu. Maybe you think about MERS? SARS? Or Hong-Kong flu? Avian influenza? Swine influenza? Or tell us which type of flu you have had last season: A, B, C or maybe D?

Thing is if you just dig the topic just a bit more thoroughly you might have read abut dozens of types of influenza and the mortality rate of each. We don't know the long terms effect of WuFlu. Just recently we start noticing that some patients have neurological issues after COVID. Some have respiratory issues. We don't know if 20 year old healthy man, after having minor symptoms of COVID, won't have some health issues related to this flu after 10, 20, 40 years. You know this Mr. Nobody?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

have you heard about Dunning-Krueger effect?

Have YOU heard of Dunning-Krueger effect?

Have you heard about Spanish flu? It was more infectious then usual flu but still a flu. Maybe you think about MERS? SARS? Or Hong-Kong flu? Avian influenza? Swine influenza? Or tell us which type of flu you have had last season: A, B, C or maybe D?

Have you ever heard of Coxsackievirus? Paramyxovirus? Rubella? Flavivirus? HIV/AIDS? Herpes simplex 1 & 2? HCoV-OC43? HCoV-HKU1? Potyvirus? Parvovirus? Atadenovirus? Ranavirus?

See I can name random viruses too.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

So I got my second pfizer shot saturday .

Felt fine all day. Next day felt fine. Went to a bar and started feeling unusually tired. Had one drink and passed out. Had to be taxi'd home. Next day I felt like shit. Felt like I was burning up. No fever though. Also felt absolutely exhausted. Almost pooped my pants a few times. Felt like I had the flu.

Now it's 1:45 am and I feel pretty normal.. minus some brain fog.

I dunno, I probably have aids now.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

We don't know the long terms effect of WuFlu. Just recently we start noticing that some patients have neurological issues after COVID. Some have respiratory issues. We don't know if 20 year old healthy man, after having minor symptoms of COVID, won't have some health issues related to this flu after 10, 20, 40 years. You know this Mr. Nobody?

I'm sure the people spending their golden years rotting in penury because Virus Karens REEEEED them out of jobs are really going to appreciate the fact that they got CovSyphilAIDS slightly later than they otherwise would have. Then they coulda woulda mighta develop a wheeze 40 years and one month from now sleeping in Tommy Tooter's dumpster!

But by all means, let's keep freaking the fuck out over this fucking cold. We've been humoring you Kathies on this bullshit for a year now, why stop? Even though you guys have been sensationalizing this shit, provably, nonstop the entire time. Why not undergo a medical procedure because some munchies are getting off pretending like this shit is DEADLEEEEEEE.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

To make fun of the anti-vax retards on here for being pussies

Okay, but you sound like Bob Chipman while doing it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sister got the Moderna, she then suffered a small stroke as a result. But better than getting COVID, right? Lol

This totally 100% happened.

Bug eating pod people have hardcore doublethink going on

"vaccine doesn't stop spread" at the same time as "we need to achieve herd immunity"

herd immunity requires stopping the spread.

Except the vaccine has been shown to stop the spread.

I know that the term "herd immunity" has existed long before literal sheep like you first started baa-ing at us to just shut up and take the jab... But dammit that term fits you and people just like you more than most. You really are just a herd of retards, aren't you?

I know that you're religiously in favor of forcing everyone to just shut up and take this jab for what is just a slightly more infectious than usual flu, and you can go fuck yourself for that...
Even if the jab was effective (and let's be completely honest here, it makes no difference. The vast majority of people who get covid survive covid. This vaccine is mostly irrelevant, and you are absolutely full of shit if you say otherwise,) your lot really are in fact a "herd" of sheep, and I'm sick of having to live my life listening to your retarded bullshit. "wear 5 masks, never touch anybody ever again, never congregate with more than 4 family members at any point even during holidays, and live in fear for the rest of your life, even if you *are* retarded enough to get the jab."
Yeah no, FUCK YOU. Fauci is a lying faggot, and so are you. I'll happily take my tophats, because I am an fact mad. You are a terrible fucking person, and the world would be better off without people like you in it.

Also, Hulk Hogan was the worst thing to ever happen to professional wrestling, so at least you're keeping up his kayfabe legacy, I guess... Brother.

Some of us care about others and want this stupid thing to end. But since there's sociopathic anti-vax retards like you who are too much of a pussy to get a vaccine because you're terrified of science, that'll never happen. Or are you actually retarded enough to think that vaccines don't help with herd immunity? Did you do the same Google searches as our resident fake biologist?

And without Hulk Hogan, there probably is no wrestling like it is today

 

[murgatroid]

Why would I inject myself with experimental biotech when I can protect myself with a $1-5 KN95 mask?

I'm never an early adopter, whether that be with tech, or my own body.

Whats are the vaccine deaths at now on the VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System)?

Looks close to 3000. You can check these results yourself.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/ensuringsafety/monitoring/vaers/index.html

https://wonder.cdc.gov/vaers.html

Funny, it looks like they added "No Death" to the results even when you don't select for it. It didn't use to do that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why would I inject myself with experimental biotech when I can protect myself with a $1-5 KN95 mask?

I'm never an early adopter, whether that be with tech, or my own body.

Whats are the vaccine deaths at now on the VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System)?

Looks close to 3000. You can check these results yourself.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/ensuringsafety/monitoring/vaers/index.html

https://wonder.cdc.gov/vaers.html

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Funny, it looks like they added "No Death" to the results even when you don't select for it. It didn't use to do that.

VAERs is not exactly an accurate database. If someone dies from a car crash, they're still listed in there as a vaccine side effect. Using VAERs shows how you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and should be ignored.

 

[they_live]

This totally 100% happened.

I have answered dozens of calls for service from a vaccination site because of people having seizures and other extreme reactions especially Johnson and Johnson vaccine sites. No bill gates zombies yet but the reactions can get pretty bad and I’m seriously worried about the long term effects.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Ok, I want to pose something and I want to see if anyone can poke holes in it. I believe that Covid is more dangerous than we are being led to believe, and that even inert it poses severe risk. I believe the dangers aren't death, but long term effects, effects that are known to some, but if known to all would cause massive unrest. I believe that they are pushing the mRNA vax and trying to disallow the use of classic vax like j&j, because there is some danger not being made public. Here is my sperg:

Spoiler: My First Conspiracy Theory Sperg

- Getting a vaccine for a survivable virus seems overkill. Practically forcing your population to get a vaccine with the looming threat of vaccine passports, inability to travel, loss of job etc enforced by the government seems dystopian.

- Barring the j&j vaccine for side effects found in 6 people worldwide amongst millions of who received the jabs doesn't make sense.

- The lockdown, destruction of our economy, China's own reaction to their lab grown virus (welding doors shut, secreting away those sick, etc) for a survivable virus doesn't make sense. And the Chinee assuredly have the most info on the own lab grown/manipulated virus. Their reaction is particularly bizarre, even for an authoritarian communist dictatorship.

I cannot reconcile the behavior of any of these governments with the available info we have on the danger covid poses to society. I try to make it fit in to my world view, that governments do not care about their people and will do whatever they can to control and manipulate their constituents regardless of the damage/suffering caused. But it all falls apart when it comes down to Bibi Netanyahu and his actions.

Bibi is corrupt, he is a shiester, he is distasteful, he is right wing, he is all the things his detractors say about him. But, he is an Israeli/jewish supremacist who profoundly cares about his people and the ascendance/security of the Jewish state. I do not buy that he would purposely hurt his people in anyway that would weaken the fighting effectiveness, or the continued existence of Israel. I believe the Israeli government's intelligence agencies are well informed, and the he is well informed about the potential dangers of Covid. And they went fucking nuts with the vaccines. They were the most draconian of the countries, the longest quarantines, the fastest vaccination prep and distribution, etc.

This is why I believe we are being pressured so hard to get vaccinated. This is why I believe they are fudging the numbers of deaths. It is not because the virus is fatal, but because there are long term effects that if known publicly would be detrimental to social stability. Mass sterilization, some serious cognitive disorders. Something that would turn a lot of the world in to nihilists who believe they have no future.

Yesterday I was against the vax. Today I am for it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have answered dozens of calls for service from a vaccination site because of people having seizures and other extreme reactions especially Johnson and Johnson vaccine sites. No bill gates zombies yet but the reactions can get pretty bad and I’m seriously worried about the long term effects.

If the vaccine caused a stroke, it'd be all over the news. He can tardrage about the liberal media covering it up and other shit, but then news sites like Fox News, OAN and Newsmax would happily cover it.

 

[Hot Dog]

The vaccine is almost mandated based on the state you are in and the "vaccine passport" will discriminate if you didn't get it. Wouldn't be surprised if this becomes a thing at airports in the near future, if it hasn't been implemented already.

I got the Moderna and had some mild side effects the following day with the second dose. Nothing crazy.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

I might have to if I wanna keep living at the boarding house in the event I have to get it what one is the safest