Assassin's Creed thread

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The Actman defending a triple A game with a 70$ price tag and takes the word of a executive director.

This is the same guy who tried to argue that RE4 Remake was superior because the only reason original fans(he came this close to calling them chuds) hate it is because you can't see Ashley's panties. Yes, this is the level of discourse we're dealing with here, it only makes AndyPants look this much worse by actually losing a debate to this faggot.

Especially since, from my perspective, it seems that the Japanese have basically no frame of reference for any of this shit and no "immune" response to it. Most of their population seems to be utterly ignorant about identity politics and getting Marxism shoved up their ass, so I expect the leftists to make significant headways very fast, coupled with flooding the country with subhuman Kurds, jeets and Nigerians.

The signs have been there for years, I mean most of the AAA space there already fell to the same mind virus as the west already. Still, won't stop some idiots like the anti-woke or the few remaining GamerGate hangerons from thinking that Nippon is still le based and will never fall to the jew or whatever since they still have boobies(for now).

Now you see MKUltra-tier nip faggots slaying men like Abe instead, the man who was trying to keep Japan un-nigger'd and culturally sound. I don't believe for a second that that faggot did it randomly or due to some beef he had with honest Abe himself, the shit was a hired hit.

The thing that struck me about that the most was that the guards were totally unprepared for this, theoretically anyone could have just came up in broad daylight and capped his ass and all they would do is give you the surprised pikachu face. In the same way, your average person there is totally not prepared for how the west infiltrates and sets in cultural rot, and knowing their "don't be loud or obnoxious and just take it on the chin" culture they have there they won't complain about it either until it's too late.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

the part where somehow every security guard has a baton instead of a gun was funny, as Unity and the Victorian era one proved, they can't really figure out the guns, best case is like in AC4 where you ambush and somehow the enemies miss you at point blank range and sometimes you use a human shield.

like in AC3 when you get the gun from clay you can kill everyone in your path without consequence. Unless the modern ac takes place in the uk or china you're sort of fucked.

They should have just had them become full third person shooters from revolvers on. The gameplay should not have been pigeonholed by the swordfighting theming, it should have suited the era.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Naoe had two female love interests and one male option.

The "male" option is an extremely effeminate guy with a ponytail whos most notable trait is that he's an illiterate retard.

His personal quest is about him wanting to read a book but he can't because he's illiterate so Naoe has to get Yasuke to read it to him.

How the fuck does some tribesman from Congo know how to read moon runes?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

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They should have just had them become full third person shooters from revolvers on. The gameplay should not have been pigeonholed by the swordfighting theming, it should have suited the era.

one of the coolest parts about Taxi Driver is his hidden gun combine that with the big city and he could be killing people in close quarters all over the place. like in general i could easily see a 1970s AC game where its a blackbox mission where you kill a mafia guy and it going bad and you end up in a shoot out.

Like others have said Watch Dogs basically is a modern day AC game in a lot of ways. the stealth and gunplay and melee weapons mean you can go full assassin if you want. the expanded EU stuff which heavily revolved around the evil assassin you kill in AC3 mainly focused on 1890s-1920s russia, so i'd like to imagine they thought up ways to deal with guns being part of the assassin's tools.

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

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The Actman defending a triple A game with a 70$ price tag and takes the word of a executive director.

Monster Hunter: Wilds is literally the only big AAA game that has been released this year and really the only thing that it should even be competing with + Shadows released in a period with no competition at all. This is like saying the new Captain America movie is one of the highest grossing films released thus far this year despite it being a financial failure.

 

[Liquid Kent]

I've been introduced to the insanity that is chatGPT and I've been having an interesting conversation (full blown conference) about a revisionist take on Assassin's Creed 3.

It's scary because that's a game I loved in spite of it's glaring flaws, but this version I'm discussing with an AI is objectively more constructive than the woke hivemind that is Ubisoft

 

[winderson_silva]

Here's the default female character from Rise of the Ronin:

Reminds me of Erza Scarlet.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

knowing their "don't be loud or obnoxious and just take it on the chin" culture they have there they won't complain about it either until it's too late.

Fitting since that's a very similar mentality to the Limey's "stiff upper lip" way of living... and their capitol city is now a literal Turd World cesspool of imported warring tribes. The only thing Japan still has is its racial homogeny, and (((They)))'re very clearly working on doing away with that in the current era. Enjoy it while it lasts, I've spent years putting quality games and media onto XHDs like Noah was putting animals into the arc...

 

[winderson_silva]

Same with CDPR despite the overwhelming majority of players picking male V,

Germany = Radical Templars (Just have Hitler and his inner circle be Templars who broke off to use the Eden mcguffins for their own ends)

On the 2nd game the code reveals that all big 4 leaders were templars who worked together to make WW2, with Hitler making a double commit suicide, but an assassin took him anyway.
Syndicate and other stuff just retconned content from 1-Revelations by saying it was in universe false information, like how the e-mails on 1 show the world is totally different from the real world, with climate changing making so the tornado season in the US lasts the entire year, americans running to Mexico and most of Africa depopulated by a plague.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

if the game doesnt sell like shit the company will really tell. would you look at that

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Lol, lmao.

 

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Lol, lmao.

Oh look, the thing ubislop and general AAA shills said never happens happened.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

ubisoft dying would be a net gain for the industry., what a piece of shit company

 

[Purple fur Pomeranian]

https://www.manticgames.com/wp-content/webp/socialpostannouncementcopy.webp Mantic x Ubislop anyone? I posted this on the Tabletop watch thread earlier.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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Lol, lmao.

Imagine if the whole reason Tencent was buddy-buddy with Ubisoft in the first place was when their relationship started over Ubisoft selling them user data.
It should also be noted that there were reports of user accounts being quite literally sold in the past, and "inactive" accounts being shut down(that includes taking away games you owned even if you got it back somehow).

 

[moocow]

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Lol, lmao.

That's the press getting it all wrong again (as usual). It's a lawsuit against Ubisoft, not any kind of regulatory body complaint. And the lawsuit's on pretty weak footing, sadly. They're essentially challenging the notion of the "shrinkwrap license," where they claim you're automatically agreeing to the terms of an agreement when you open the package, which you can't actually read until you've opened the package.

Shrinkwrap licenses have had mixed success in the US (more successes than losses) so this is a risky proposition in Europe too. The EU love punching companies in the dick over privacy laws but they also suck a lot of corporate cock too.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Have people (lovers and haters) stopped talking about and/or playing Assassin's Creed Shadows? Feels like Internet chatter of this game has dropped like a stone a few weeks after release and Shadows content has disappeared from my feed.

If so, good.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Have people (lovers and haters) stopped talking about and/or playing Assassin's Creed Shadows? Feels like Internet chatter of this game has dropped like a stone a few weeks after release and Shadows content has disappeared from my feed.

If so, good.

Dont worry more shit is on the way, the Assassins Creed Shadows post-launch roadmap have arrived..

eurogamer.net

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Dont worry more shit is on the way, the Assassins Creed Shadows post-launch roadmap have arrived..

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Such legendary releases like.... newgame+ and difficulty settings, you know, the shit that should have been in the game at launch. Taking multiple smaller NYC dumps on one larger piece of sub-saharan feces still leaves you with a smelly african pile of a product.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Have people (lovers and haters) stopped talking about and/or playing Assassin's Creed Shadows? Feels like Internet chatter of this game has dropped like a stone a few weeks after release and Shadows content has disappeared from my feed.

If so, good.

The only purpose of this "game" was to finally drop out, like a constipated turd after a night of takeout, and then let Tencent buy out Ubisoft. It was essentially a formality, a prisoner walking up to a guillotine and waiting for the executioner to finally take off their head. It's done, it's over, everyone had fun and went home. That includes Tencent, who must be pretty happy to have such valuable IPs,

Dont worry more shit is on the way, the Assassins Creed Shadows post-launch roadmap have arrived..

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lmfao, why is every game adding in "photo mode"? Nobody is going to care, if you post a picture of this game on social media you're just going to get laughed at or have a Japanese user insult you. It didn't help Starfield, nor any other game where this was added, and it won't help Shadows one bit either.
Oh, but there is 10 hours worth of cut content added now that it has been completed and new microtransactions for a single player only game, I guess we have to sign back in and see what Ubisoft has been cooking!