Assassin's Creed thread

I love this revision that AC never cared about history. They played fast and loose with some elements, but it was when they got to Syndicate that they really didn’t care what they shit out.

Prior to that, they did make a palpable effort, and they even bragged about Odssey being used as a teaching tool, and Unity being used to help fix Notre Dame.

What possesses someone to cope for this maggot pile?
 
Lady Oichi is Oda Nobanaga's sister by the way and a women heavily coveted by Hidyoshi. Yes Ubisoft made Yasuke sleep with one of the most prominent and important nobelwomen of that time period.

Very subtle Ubisoft, fuck you.
They have to get their last few fanfics in before the inevitable closure of their offices.

Imagine the last thing you did as a developer of a dying studio, instead of grasping at straws to claw out of your grave, is to say: 'let us make the exotic pet have sex with a noblewoman to really piss people off'.

These retards would rather smash more holes in a shared boat instead of scooping out the water with a bucket just so they can see the people they dislike drown regardless of their own demise.
 
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And just mere years ago these fucking faggots probably would have been going after Ubisoft during the harassment allegations.

I wish these honorless crybully scum would commit seppuku.
Seppuku would be too much of an honourable death, hara kiri is preferred as it goes without the honor of someone beheading you and mostly for peasants or the ostracized, just let them bleed to death on the ground imho.
 
Alright, let's bust out the calculator, the production costs of this gayme is at a minimum, 350. millien. dollars, as repeated by random game tabloids and a grummz tweet.
Does this number account for marketing costs? What do you guys think is the real cost?
Anyone has a chart of sales and production costs of the latest gayms on the franchise, supposedly Valhalla was the peak of sales, Mirage instantly halved in Japanese first week sales, according to Wikipedia.

I also checked the steamdb prices per country and Russians are banned from buying this game, meanwhile Ukranians will be able to buy this masterpeice at relatively 48 dollers, the lowest in the price range, it goes from $46 to $80 in range, $70 dollers in America.
 
Seppuku would be too much of an honourable death, hara kiri is preferred as it goes without the honor of someone beheading you and mostly for peasants or the ostracized, just let them bleed to death on the ground imho.
Seppuku IS Harakiri, though the research I just did confirms that it graduated from 'tear off my belly and then cut off my head' to 'cut off my head'. Still, just gut them with no assistants unless it's to chop off their hands so they can't hit their own heart or whatever.
 
Alright, let's bust out the calculator, the production costs of this gayme is at a minimum, 350. millien. dollars, as repeated by random game tabloids and a grummz tweet.
Does this number account for marketing costs? What do you guys think is the real cost?
Anyone has a chart of sales and production costs of the latest gayms on the franchise, supposedly Valhalla was the peak of sales, Mirage instantly halved in Japanese first week sales, according to Wikipedia.

I also checked the steamdb prices per country and Russians are banned from buying this game, meanwhile Ukranians will be able to buy this masterpeice at relatively 48 dollers, the lowest in the price range, it goes from $46 to $80 in range, $70 dollers in America.
Tfw the Russia sanctions turn out to be a mercy, at least this once.
 
Ubisoft are degenerates..

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Japanese are not cucked about their history like Europeans are. If they put a nigger assfucking sissified Japanese men and blacking their women in the game, they're not going to take it like the Czechs did with KCD2 and cry about how "It's not THAT woke!", there is going to be a shitstorm.
Oh, thank you Ubisoft! I was getting so bored waiting for Synth's KCD2 review, not only is this game already delivering on milk but the video just released as well! This is going to be a GREAT week.
 
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Seppuku IS Harakiri, though the research I just did confirms that it graduated from 'tear off my belly and then cut off my head' to 'cut off my head'. Still, just gut them with no assistants unless it's to chop off their hands so they can't hit their own heart or whatever.
To avoid shitting up the thread let's say it's the same but not really the same.

Seppuku was ceremonial and to preserve honour, hara kiri was for the commoners and less respectful, obviously by any standards these retarded devs do not get the honourable option, on this we can no doubt agree.

Also Yasuke was an exotic pet monkey and that's all he was.
 
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN YOU PIECES OF SHIT BUUUUUURN
I have been waiting nearly 20 years for this moment
It's finally time
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Remember when Ubisoft wanted to release an AssCreed game every half a year? Let's see if they're still going to go thru with this plan!
 
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