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I had this saved a while ago, forgot where it came from. Probably a SmashJT video or something.

Anyway "y'all" this is an average Assassin's Creed Shadows liker.


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It is my idea or that channel is basically free ad for a xvideos one? Seems more that in this case.

I haven't looked to deeply into it (why would I want to, feet fetish is degeneracy) but my guess the owner is a Black weeb who is for whatever reason, living in Japan, and has a giantess feet fetish. I don't know if he made the feet videos or stole them from elsewhere.

And by chance, I found a vid where he shows himself.

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Interesting how the sudden excitement of Shadows just went quiet. I guess they played and beat the game only to move on to something else as expected.
Thats just the industry standard these days. The average consumers are just locusts and consumes product, and move over to next product.

South of Midnight was the same deal. First week, everyone called it a good game (looking at you Asmongold, you mole rat fuck. The guy that has rotted his brain playing World of Warcraft for two decades has no idea what a good game even is.) and a few days later, silence. It only had a 1000th peak players on stream at most.
 
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I know this is late as fuck, and I'm not entirely sure if this meme's been posted here previously, but:

I will say that I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't do much stealth stuff with Yasuke from what I've seen; would've been a bit fitting/amusing to use a few jokes from this:

 
I've seen a couple destructions of Asscreed: Dindurai, but only today did I watch one that actually covered what the final boss for the game was. It is too surreal not to mention here, so brace yourselves...

The final boss fight in the Japan-themed Assassin's Creed game - features a fanfiction-crafted nigger battling a Portuguese man to a hip-hop song dubbed in sub-saharan swahili featuring the lyrics "We Slaughter Them".......................

Ubisoft has to go.
I will say that I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't do much stealth stuff with Yasuke from what I've seen
>Trying to be "stealthy" as the one abyssal nigger in all of Sengoku Japan.
 
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Ubisoft has to go.
There is a much worse fate in store for them.

They will watch everything they've built up be torn down by their Chinese overlords, who will then proceed to erase all the androgynous women and sacred niggers from their games - they will then be forced to churn out products that need to make money, meaning products aimed at a heterosexual male audience.

They might even be forbidden from including any homo shit in their products.
 
I've seen a couple destructions of Asscreed: Dindurai, but only today did I watch one that actually covered what the final boss for the game was. It is too surreal not to mention here, so brace yourselves...

The final boss fight in the Japan-themed Assassin's Creed game - features a fanfiction-crafted nigger battling a Portuguese man to a hip-hop song dubbed in sub-saharan swahili featuring the lyrics "We Slaughter Them".......................

Ubisoft has to go.

Damn. This "game" managed to be even worse than I thought.

>Trying to be "stealthy" as the one abyssal nigger in all of Sengoku Japan.

Oh I get it, was just wanting to make some "Head Ninja In Charge" jokes is all.
 
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There is a much worse fate in store for them.

They will watch everything they've built up be torn down by their Chinese overlords, who will then proceed to erase all the androgynous women and sacred niggers from their games - they will then be forced to churn out products that need to make money, meaning products aimed at a heterosexual male audience.

They might even be forbidden from including any homo shit in their products.
For now, Tencent only calls the shots for their heavy hitters, AC/Tom Clancy/Far Cry. Given time, maybe if Tencent does a hostile takeover we might see Ubisoft push out actual good games but that future is at least 2 years away, plus actual development time.
Considering that they shut down XDefiant and The Crew, the only modern Ubisoft games I was actually interested in, yeah I don't really care what happens to them. The big problem with Tencent is that making single player games without an online component to them is unthinkable, so GAAS elements will only get worse and methods of getting the game fired up might get even more invasive(forced to give them your phone number like with COD on PC or even forced to scan your government ID/take a picture like Battle Net has been known to do). I'm not holding out hope, these games will get worse, just in different ways.
 
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