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It takes a lotta balls to announce "Store Drops" as an upcoming "feature" on a roadmap. Glad to see French arrogance alive and well.
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I had this saved a while ago, forgot where it came from. Probably a SmashJT video or something.
Anyway "y'all" this is an average Assassin's Creed Shadows liker.
Anyway "y'all" this is an average Assassin's Creed Shadows liker.
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It is my idea or that channel is basically free ad for a xvideos one? Seems more that in this case.
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I haven't looked to deeply into it (why would I want to, feet fetish is degeneracy) but my guess the owner is a Black weeb who is for whatever reason, living in Japan, and has a giantess feet fetish. I don't know if he made the feet videos or stole them from elsewhere.
And by chance, I found a vid where he shows himself.
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Interesting how the sudden excitement of Shadows just went quiet. I guess they played and beat the game only to move on to something else as expected.
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Thats just the industry standard these days. The average consumers are just locusts and consumes product, and move over to next product.
South of Midnight was the same deal. First week, everyone called it a good game (looking at you Asmongold, you mole rat fuck. The guy that has rotted his brain playing World of Warcraft for two decades has no idea what a good game even is.) and a few days later, silence. It only had a 1000th peak players on stream at most.
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I know this is late as fuck, and I'm not entirely sure if this meme's been posted here previously, but:
I will say that I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't do much stealth stuff with Yasuke from what I've seen; would've been a bit fitting/amusing to use a few jokes from this:
I will say that I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't do much stealth stuff with Yasuke from what I've seen; would've been a bit fitting/amusing to use a few jokes from this:
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I've seen a couple destructions of Asscreed: Dindurai, but only today did I watch one that actually covered what the final boss for the game was. It is too surreal not to mention here, so brace yourselves...
The final boss fight in the Japan-themed Assassin's Creed game - features a fanfiction-crafted nigger battling a Portuguese man to a hip-hop song dubbed in sub-saharan swahili featuring the lyrics "We Slaughter Them".......................
Ubisoft has to go.
The final boss fight in the Japan-themed Assassin's Creed game - features a fanfiction-crafted nigger battling a Portuguese man to a hip-hop song dubbed in sub-saharan swahili featuring the lyrics "We Slaughter Them".......................
Ubisoft has to go.
>Trying to be "stealthy" as the one abyssal nigger in all of Sengoku Japan.
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There is a much worse fate in store for them.
They will watch everything they've built up be torn down by their Chinese overlords, who will then proceed to erase all the androgynous women and sacred niggers from their games - they will then be forced to churn out products that need to make money, meaning products aimed at a heterosexual male audience.
They might even be forbidden from including any homo shit in their products.
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Damn. This "game" managed to be even worse than I thought.
Oh I get it, was just wanting to make some "Head Ninja In Charge" jokes is all.
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For now, Tencent only calls the shots for their heavy hitters, AC/Tom Clancy/Far Cry. Given time, maybe if Tencent does a hostile takeover we might see Ubisoft push out actual good games but that future is at least 2 years away, plus actual development time.
Considering that they shut down XDefiant and The Crew, the only modern Ubisoft games I was actually interested in, yeah I don't really care what happens to them. The big problem with Tencent is that making single player games without an online component to them is unthinkable, so GAAS elements will only get worse and methods of getting the game fired up might get even more invasive(forced to give them your phone number like with COD on PC or even forced to scan your government ID/take a picture like Battle Net has been known to do). I'm not holding out hope, these games will get worse, just in different ways.
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AC unity is currently $8 on steam if you want to play a good AC game 
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In a press release today, Netflix said it had now officially greenlit its Assassin's Creed project, "We're committed to creating something undeniable." Another crash and burn incomming 
Assassin's Creed Live-Action Netflix Series 'About Power and Violence and Sex and Greed and Vengeance', Showrunners Say, as Project Finally Moves Forward
Assassin's Creed Live-Action Netflix Series 'About Power and Violence and Sex and Greed and Vengeance', Showrunners Say, as Project Finally Moves Forward
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INB4 they make another (((Lockley)))-sourced groid fanfiction story about the slave. Holy shit.In a press release today, Netflix said it had now officially greenlit its Assassin's Creed project, "We're committed to creating something undeniable." Another crash and burn incomming
Assassin's Creed Live-Action Netflix Series 'About Power and Violence and Sex and Greed and Vengeance', Showrunners Say, as Project Finally Moves Forward
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I have not seen it covered yet, despite the cope being available for nearly 3 weeks. I am looking at you morally outraged slop tubers who only cover topics when they are hot and they can copy the content and opinions from other people, but never do any actual investigative work. Maybe try sticking with a topic and reporting on it for more than 5 seconds.
UbiSoft published their sales numbers for the first quarter, which dropped compared to last year. What a surprise.
Despite calling it a "sales" report, they do not actually tell us how many copies of AC:NiggerInJapan they sold, and instead still use the "5 Million unique players" cope that completely obfuscates the sales numbers, while at the same time claiming the game delivered on "expectations" without ever saying what exactly those expectations were.
UbiSoft published their sales numbers for the first quarter, which dropped compared to last year. What a surprise.
Despite calling it a "sales" report, they do not actually tell us how many copies of AC:NiggerInJapan they sold, and instead still use the "5 Million unique players" cope that completely obfuscates the sales numbers, while at the same time claiming the game delivered on "expectations" without ever saying what exactly those expectations were.
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So they spent like 500 million on the game.
Sold 2 million copies.
3 million people tried it on Ubisoft+ or whatever that’s called.
I mean if they were expecting it to fail then sales definitely delivered on “expectations”.
My girlfriend behaved like I expected and cheated on Tyrone.
There’s finance people getting paid 500k/year just to lose the company money every year and make it sound like they had the best quarter ever.
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It is insane to me that they are using the disingenuous double-speak in actual investor relation publications.
It is one thing to lie your ass off on Twitter, it is something entirely different when you start using that same speak on your investors.