Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[The Great Chandler]

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The attack on titan fandom is really high IQ, and, to be fair, you need a really high IQ to understand SINGEKINOKOIJIN so...

So what? They act like it's a miserable thing to be a slave for something (all while they consume product). This doesn't mean anything, except to look r/im14andthisisdeep.

 

[FaramirG]

I love Koutetsujou no Kabaneri. Doesn't fuck with the premise plus you have the trains

and I just think its cooler. It doesn't try to be some fucking retarded WWII analogue or GoT, or whatever flavor of the fucking month Isayama was watching. When people go looking for more AoT stuff, that will be there. Plus it looks really purty.

I also thought about the AoT games, sadly this ending sort of fucks them, though there is a sequence in the second AoT game where if you're baller enough, you can save Petra and the entirety of Levi's squad. So the games don't have to go where this stupid shitpile is going.

That was the original ending? Holy fucking shit. Yeah, the ending we got was so much better. But I don't think we needed an explanation. After all, the Parasytes don't know themselves. But I enjoyed it, even if its flaws.

The problem, with the last third of AoT, is it just becomes Flesh Kaiju's punching each other. And these flesh Kaiju are INCREDIBLY hard to kill. Like the time Reiner stuffed his nervous system up his asshole or Eren's head getting blown off in the absolutely defining moment of the series.

This causes the most important thing the first third had to go down the shitter: Stakes. The stakes are so much lower. Not even Eren's genocide is going to raise them, because he's not going after any of the mains. He's just killing people we don't care about. And the Shifters are going to do most of the fighting unless you've got combat Gods like Mikasa (who STILL doesn't do jack shit) or Levi (who gets blown the fuck up).

And war? Meh. Getting shot is nowhere near as horrifying as slowly being ripped apart and fucking eaten. Fuck, one mortar blast and gunshot and its lights out. You're not getting squeezed and slowly torn apart by this unknowing 'thing'.

Attack on Titan worked because you had these agile, vulnerable people against these horrifying monsters and one mistake and you were likely badly injured or fucking dead. That's completely lost after the basement.

I mean...if you're going to win against overwhelming odds, unless you're a Marvel movie, a lot of people typically fucking die. Most of the main cast even. Look at Fury, the tank movie with Brad Pitt. Fucking EVERYONE dies. And the only reason the new guy lives is because a German soldier has had enough death and lets him live. Otherwise the entire fucking cast, dies.

Obviously them winning wouldn't be realistic, but there's been tons of good fiction where futile pushes to the end, no matter the odds, have been done. Heroes knowing they're going to lose, but still, they go out and do their duty to protect others. Which, you know, makes them heroes. And there's been fiction where all the heroes sacrifice themselves, to still go on to cause the villain to have a phyrric victory. The problem is he removed all sort of sympathy and emotion from Eren for him to give a shit enough over killing his friends.

Them falling one by one to Eren in spite of it all would have been a better ending than...whatever the fuck this low stakes trash was.

The only thing that can salvage this is that somehow Eren needed the founder's power and to activate the rumbling and die to break the time loop. Don't ask me how or why, none of this shit needs to make any sense anymore. Because Isayama certainly isn't fucking thinking about it.

The thing is, it was never really the story that made AoT popular.

It was the music and the animation both first. That's what honestly drew me in. The amazing animation, the music, and then the premise. And then season 4 literally loses all of them. It isn't a mystery to me why Season 4 is getting a terrible adaption.

I know 'normies' are enjoying it, but it doesn't fucking matter because their love of AoT has shifted to Demon Slayer and that has like fucking 15 volumes left so we won't be getting rid of them any time soon. That's the only reason I was excited for a collapse for fucking normies to leave. So now the normies have Demon Slayer and that doesn't shit the bed (its actually ended) so we'll have them forever now so fuck.

I'm actually enjoying the 4chan, anime autist melt down of "THIS IS SO FUCKING KINO" to "I want to fucking die, this is the worst shit ever." way more than any normie melt down. Normies will always have shit taste, be fucking retarded and not understand a single fucking thing about narrative. I don't expect them to, because normies are faggots and a cancer on anything half-way decent (I have no fucking clue how any of them are still watching TWD). There will still be cosplay fags and idiots with scout squad merch (Who I will laugh my ass off at).

As for your scenarios:

- I think MAPPA has already shit the bed and is causing everyone who wanted a Chainsaw Man adaption night terrors because of just how fucking awful Attack on Titan is. They basically took everything that was popular about the series and fucked it into the ground. I still can't believe these guys make Jujutsu Kaisen. They must have given AoT season 4's team a buck fifty to animate.

- Not entirely impossible. But that would require something on the level of "OH! THATS A BASEBALL" which has yet to be topped. I don't think it will. Isayama seems bored and wants to end.

- Only possible IMO through timeloop shennanigans which is also the absolute last resort to save this steaming shitpile. Showing that Eren doing the rumbling and killing everyone was one of many possible futures and just basically retcons the last chapters. If he actually makes Eren's genocide win after this, that's on par with "THATS A BASEBALL". I will never stop fucking laughing.

I think you're absolutely right in Isayama is just going to play it safe because he's bored of 'Attack on Titan'. Like I said, we're going to get a shitty Eren monologue in 138, a teary eyed goodybe and an epilogue in 139 and that will finish off the series in the most absolute, basic bitch way. I guess its funny in its own right, but still sad.

God, this could have been so much more.

In memorium, AoT:

Regarding the game I don't think this changes anything, since your Gary Stu Ackerman created character gets to go out in a blaze of glory well before the basement reveal.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

So what? They act like it's a miserable thing to be a slave for something (all while they consume product). This doesn't mean anything, except to look r/im14andthisisdeep.

r/im14andthisisdeep is literally Eren's entire character right now, and that will never stop being funny to me.

 

[FaramirG]

r/im14andthisisdeep is literally Eren's entire character right now, and that will never stop being funny to me.

The whole scene with Hange walking in on him hyping himself up in the mirror like a mom and her teenage son would be pure comedy in basically any other show.

 

[Secret Asshole]

There are still people who think this will be a masterpiece.

Fucking lol.

 

[Hackallier]

Spoiler: Some fresh memes from /a/:

Also saw Gabi getting fucked by the Berserk rapehorse. I wish I could unsee that.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

There are still people who think this will be a masterpiece.

Fucking lol.

Pretty much, Attack on Titan is essentially baby's first "dark and morally grey" anime/manga for the 2010s. That is why normies (including people who never watched anime before it) love it even with the way the manga is going.

 

[Fougaro]

(...)Berserk rapehorse.

If I ever establish a death metal garage band this will be its name.

 

[Aib Ld]

Honestly i think it's just dumb that there's even a romance subplot in these kinds of story. With that basic premise alone you'd think those people are busy just trying to survive. Even when the romance kicked in the characters acted like a fucking middle schooler, blushing and stuttering. These people are like what, in their 19-20? they should be having sex on the spot and stop acting like a prepubecent faggot.

Im glad Eren is a fucking asexual incel retard though because he won't reciprocate Mikasa's feelings. Last thing i wanted in an anime about fighting giant naked men where humanity is at stake is a retarded teenage romance.

I can forgive this if there's a subtext of them being so socially stunted from the constant war in their lives that they hardly don't know what romance was like, and this is their (poor) attempt of trying to remember what flirting and romance was like instead of fucking each other on the spot because they don't know if they would die the next minute. I think it would be nice if that scene was shown as them trying to pretend like everyday normal humans for a quick moment to regain their humanity, and/or pretend to escape from the life of war just for a bit.
But there isn't, and what is already said before multiple times, Isayama sucks at veiled subtext and writing them as believable humans. There are a lot of scenes that would be good if he is a competent writer, but he misses the mark in a lot of them.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

If I ever establish a death metal garage band this will be its name.

Will you play Groose's theme?

 

[Uranus Pink]

If I ever establish a death metal garage band this will be its name.

Only if you have it first translated into some obscure European dead language.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Also saw Gabi getting fucked by the Berserk rapehorse. I wish I could unsee that.

Why arn't you sharing that you teese?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Apparently, there are porn stars who like AoT’s final season.

https://twitter.com/violetsaucy

This was the guy she was watching it with as well.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Will you play Groose's theme?

A man of culture I see!

 

[Secret Asshole]

Honestly i think it's just dumb that there's even a romance subplot in these kinds of story. With that basic premise alone you'd think those people are busy just trying to survive. Even when the romance kicked in the characters acted like a fucking middle schooler, blushing and stuttering. These people are like what, in their 19-20? they should be having sex on the spot and stop acting like a prepubecent faggot.

Im glad Eren is a fucking asexual incel retard though because he won't reciprocate Mikasa's feelings. Last thing i wanted in an anime about fighting giant naked men where humanity is at stake is a retarded teenage romance.

Romance subplots in these genres are far more common than not, because romance represents there's still hope in the world. Its not so much for dramatic reasons, but showing the reader there's something worth striving for.

The only time they're not present is when you've got something like 'The Road' where EVERYTHING is fucked and the world is dead. Truthfully, AoT should have at least one romance going on, but the whole manga is sexually dead and Isayama is too incompetent to write much of anything, so even though a romance would be more than appropriate, its probably a blessing we don't get one.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Also saw Gabi getting fucked by the Berserk rapehorse. I wish I could unsee that.

Share it ya pussy!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing definitely funny about the AOT fandom is the amount of fake leaks people fall for which is hilarious

 

[Secret Asshole]

One thing definitely funny about the AOT fandom is the amount of fake leaks people fall for which is hilarious

I browsed /a/ earlier and they were mentioning them. What were the fake leaks this time? Was it Eren winning? I bet it was Eren winning.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I browsed /a/ earlier and they were mentioning them. What were the fake leaks this time? Was it Eren winning? I bet it was Eren winning.

It was somehow the titans killing everybody essentially and there was no mention of Eren in these leaks and it mentions a jumping titan killing Falco which led to everyone else dying despite the last chapter showing Falco flying far away from Eren and very high in the air

These "leaks" came from Discord and allegedly this is the "leaker"

EDIT: The best part of the leaks is that there were no panels and apparently the tweet that brought the leaks claimed the leaker was getting copyrighted despite not a single panel being shown

 

[Hackallier]

Spoiler: Alledged /a/ spoilers

Annie sees her dad, Reiner looking at a vapor-generating spine (not sure which)
The battle is not over yet. Levi asks Mikasa and Pieck to get on Falco and fight
People are titanized by the vapor and attack Reiner with "the spine"
Reiner looks at the titanized Gabi Jean Connie and motherfucking Karina
Pieck and Annie help Reiner
Armin says something to Eren then fight

Possibly Eren cope, but these are different from those discord ones.

Spoiler: Also, this random throwaway theory that those leaks might allow a mist-like ending

Spoiler: Alledged panel leak

EM vs EH shipping wars in full effect.