Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Uncle June]

Little late I know but Shadis must've had the most pointless, autistic death thus far in the series. He just decides "eh fuck it I want to die," and goes to boom town with the sadfag from Marley. So stupid.

First season was pretty good, but then they decided that instead of focusing on these giant humanoid monsters, let's focus on governmental politics and factions.

I dropped the show about halfway into the second season.

You've got to at least watch the 2nd half of season 3. Shit gets pretty good towards the end, and it's very titan-centric.

RIP to everything after that though

 

[Secret Asshole]

The spoilers for chapter 130 are starting to come out and, well, I'm just gonna post these.
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Edit: Holy shit, people are pissed. Even Tumblr is tearing this shit apart.

Spoiler: i deadass thought the same thing

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Spoiler: apparently not

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Spoiler: holy shit, that meme was right

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Spoiler: the spin-off i never knew i wanted until now

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Spoiler: I mean, when ya get right down to it, yeah

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Spoiler: I'm at a loss, too

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Fucking hell, what is going?

He doesn't know how to end this. A man that can see the future develops the most retarded plan in the world. Fuck Levi being learning disabled, Eren is super retarded.

"I can master time and space now. All I need is a little patience but lol nope, I like murdering men, women and children too much."

This entire manga is fucking idiotic and its going to be fucking hilarious when the anime just goes along with it. I hope it does, because then normies will get the fuck out. Also as usual nobody knows what the fuck is going on because Isyama is still being cryptic at the end of the fucking manga.

Or I'm sorry, not being cryptic, not knowing what the fuck to do with his shit plot he developed.

Either Isyama hasn't finalized the design yet or hes trying to emulate the spinal cord looking worm that infected Ymir in the past and her original Titan form of a black skeleton.

I've been thinking on it and my mind has wandered to other scenes where the monster or Devil emerges to destroy the world. Chernabog in Night on Bald Mountain is a mountain peak come to life standing over the world as he unleashes his hordes for the night, he's big, tall, imposing, muscular, his wings make him look bigger than he is, he's in silhouette with bright gleaming eyes that stand out. The moment he appears you know he's a terrifying presence outside the understanding of the mortal world. Another example would be Ghidorah from KOTM where human soldiers armed with machine guns watch as a three headed, multi-tailed, winged monstrosity slowly emerges one limb at a time from under its icy prison in Antarctica in the middle of a snowstorm. This is something unnatural they're witnessing and when they fire their guns at the giant dragon, he just nonchalantly shrugs it off before obliterating them in a blast of lightning like he's bored with their efforts. We are nothing but insects to this freed Devil.

With Eren his army of Titans goes from avoiding artillery fire in a comical fashion to shrugging it off like it was nothing meaning that we the audience don't know if we should fear the Wall Titans because they're intelligent or because they're invincible and render even our mightiest weapons useless when faced before them. Erens Titan form, while creepy looking, doesn't give off any intimidating vibes, it lacks any volume and has thin limbs so there's nothing really intimidating about it. Compare that to the monsters I mentioned above where Chernabog and King Ghidorah are massive creatures that alter the world around them just by their mere presence vs Eren whose skeletal form doesn't give him the imposing presence a Devil needs.

I mean, Isayama has always gone for 'creepy intimidating' rather than trying to go for 'literal God'.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I mean, Isayama has always gone for 'creepy intimidating' rather than trying to go for 'literal God'.

And I don't have a problem with that. It's just that in the case of Eren's new form he just looks incredibly impractical and like a claw machine. He looks creepy at first glance, but then you start to think about how the fuck he even moves and just how ridiculous he kind of looks overall.

Honestly, I think what he should've done is made him look more fleshy and rotten and less skeletal. Having him be just barebones makes him look too plain, clean, and stable while at the same time being looking extremely impractical, and like he could easily shatter with just basic explosives. Make him look twisted, and contorted. Give him some broken, gross looking extra teeth lining his face that could tie into his original titan form, and some pulsating, fetid looking organs. Make him look like the eldritch abomination he's supposed to be.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

And I don't have a problem with that. It's just that in the case of Eren's new form he just looks incredibly impractical and like a claw machine. He looks creepy at first glance, but then you start to think about how the fuck he even moves and just how ridiculous he kind of looks overall.

Honestly, I think what he should've done is made him look more fleshy and rotten and less skeletal. Having him be just barebones makes him look too plain, clean, and stable while at the same time being looking extremely impractical, and like he could easily shatter with just basic explosives. Make him look twisted, and contorted. Give him some broken, gross looking extra teeth lining his face that could tie into his original titan form, and some pulsating, fetid looking organs. Make him look like the eldritch abomination he's supposed to be.

Maybe this is some weird attempt by Isayama to make you not revile in horror at Eren because he still maybe wants you sympathizing with him (i.e. make him look so pathetic and fragile that you can't help but feel sorry at him) because symbolism; how, in the end, Eren is still an uwu fragile boy who lost his mama all those years ago?

...I mean I'm not saying that is the case, nor that that would even work as a literary device because Eren is a stupid genocidal maniac who's trying to exterminate every race on the planet per his warped cleansing spree, but I'm also not putting it past Isayama to pull something THAT stupid in some twisted attempt to make you feel for him.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

You know, what makes it worse about the pigs is that there was some debate about whether, or not they were real pigs and not just another slur for the jews some other race because we never actually see what runs out of the pen.

For as much as I rag on pigs being the thing that caused all this, a good chunk of me felt that it was the latter because it would fit the racism theme this series randomly suddenly got, and because having genocide being justified because some kid accidentally let out some pigs two-thousand years ago is really, really, really stupid.

Well, I think we can throw all speculation out the window because I'm pretty sure this chapter just confirmed they were actual, literal pigs.
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This the first time we've ever seen real pigs in this series. I can't think of a reason to show pigs now unless they really were the cause of all this, or it's just supposed to be a weirdass establishing shot of Historia working on the farm, even though Historia said she was raising cattle (which is apparently like the second thing Eren hates the most, by the way) and not fucking pigs.

By pigs it was started, by pigs it will end.

In the end, it turns out titan-ism was a bioweapon being tested in pigs. Eren's Devil Antifa Attack Titan form is invulnerable to all weapons, but someone fed him a pig via catapult, and zince pig's are haram, he chokes to death. Turns out, all titans are deathly allergic to bacon, pork and pig fats; pigs are the way of the future. Everyone starts catapulting pigs at the Wall titans and they fucking die standing up, "War of the Worlds"-style. Mikasa just ends up hooking up with Armin, because that was Isayama's preferred ship all along. Levi monologues, somehow thinking this series of dumb-shit events prove him right because as the author's self insert you are always right.

Then there's a cutaway to Devil Eren on the floor, seizing, cursing pigs all across time and space. This somehow causes the chain reaction that lets the pigs out in the backstory and then we're back, butterfly effect style to when Eren sees the dumbass titan eating his dad and he smiles because he manages to pick "keep your memories in New Game+" right before he died.

The end.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

But why did some people become Shifters in the first place, rather than mindless Titans?

You said the original woman titan who let the pigs out got eaten by 3 people, where did the other ~4 Shifters come from?

Attack
Armour
Colossus
Woman
Monkey
Ymir's jumpy ninja form

As far as I understand it one of the titans can make the "Braindead eat everyone titans." as it's power. So eventually the 3 that had 2 powers got split in half and ate by Braindead Titans so the powers just sort of spread out.

By pigs it was started, by pigs it will end.

In the end, it turns out titan-ism was a bioweapon being tested in pigs. Eren's Devil Antifa Attack Titan form is invulnerable to all weapons, but someone fed him a pig via catapult, and zince pig's are haram, he chokes to death. Turns out, all titans are deathly allergic to bacon, pork and pig fats; pigs are the way of the future. Everyone starts catapulting pigs at the Wall titans and they fucking die standing up, "War of the Worlds"-style. Mikasa just ends up hooking up with Armin, because that was Isayama's preferred ship all along. Levi monologues, somehow thinking this series of dumb-shit events prove him right because as the author's self insert you are always right.

Then there's a cutaway to Devil Eren on the floor, seizing, cursing pigs all across time and space. This somehow causes the chain reaction that lets the pigs out in the backstory and then we're back, butterfly effect style to when Eren sees the dumbass titan eating his dad and he smiles because he manages to pick "keep your memories in New Game+" right before he died.

The end.

I still want the finale to be Erin PATHs back in time, screams "GO CLOSE THE GATE YOU LITTLE NIGGER JEW" to the slave girl using his time travel god voice..she listens..and he changes time so that the Titans never came to be.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

okay so even with how much cover he has from the multiple lines of colossal titans, soldiers could see his and recognize his titan's face. there has to be a point geographically where they can get a good shot at his neck with a long range cannon, his main body is clearly emaciated and defenseless from stretching itself out so far. I'm not sure why he has stretch his titan so thin to begin with. does he need it to coordinate the colossals all at once or something? is it a quirk of the transformation process like ksaver's titan being unsuited for battle or some mindless titans being immobile?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

BUT YOU TOOK HER POWER, EREN.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

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BUT YOU TOOK HER POWER, EREN.

Added this point to the OP.

I have no fucking clue what's going on. The story seems to be collapsing in on itself at this point. Plotholes are just piling up left and right, with contradictions seemingly appearing on every other page. I think Isayama might've been right about 5% left bullshit because it seems like the story can't sustain itself much longer.

 

[CakeCutey]

Oh you poor thing.....

Waaaaaaaaaaay in the past, some slave girl forgot to lock the gate and some pigs got out. The king was pissed and got a bunch of knights together to hunt her down. She runs and hides under a tree, discovers a thing, and becomes the first Titan Shifter. The King sees this, makes her his child bride, she has kids, eventually dies, and the king makes her kids eat her.

Boom, titans.

Wow. I'm glad I stopped midway through season 2.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Added this point to the OP.

I have no fucking clue what's going on. The story seems to be collapsing in on itself at this point. Plotholes are just piling up left and right, with contradictions seemingly appearing on every other page. I think Isayama might've been right about 5% left bullshit because it seems like the story can't sustain itself much longer.

I'm entering my 'Mikasa Goes to Hell' for National Novel Writing Month under the Fanfiction section, because it makes more sense than whatever the living fuck is going on right now.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm entering my 'Mikasa Goes to Hell' for National Novel Writing Month under the Fanfiction section, because it makes more sense than whatever the living fuck is going on right now.

Make sure to tell us if you win, and to post what you sent in.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I will. I made a burner NaNoMo account for it. I am childish, because I made my username Secretum Culus.

EDIT:
Also writing the intro to make this relatable is fucking loltastic.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

EDIT:
Also writing the intro to make this relatable is fucking loltastic.

Are you explaining the time-travel and pigs?

Because I fucking bet.

 

[Cryogonal]

Don't you get it? Erin was the one who released the pigs.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Are you explaining the time-travel and pigs?

Because I fucking bet.

I was until I had a realization the exposition would just read like a wiki. Not to mention it makes absolutely no fucking sense and is stupid. So I decided to cut it down as much as possible. But I still have to choose a point as close to the end as possible. So I'm starting off at chapter 119. To those that don't remember, this is where Eren's head gets blown the fuck off, but BEFORE its caught by Zeke. Which means I'm avoiding all mention of pigs and get to write my own origin of the Titans.

Even barring eliminating the pigs, the exposition I have to do is Eldia vs. Marley, Titan Shifters, Titans, Eren and Mikasa's relationship. And very briefly some parts of 119.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Okay random, but a few readers on different sites have started to point out how Eren's god form sort of looks like a puppet, and how this could be Isayama hinting at someone, or something else controlling him, or some shit like that.

I know that is giving Isayama way too much credit, but if I swear to god, if that is true then Isayama's claim of his story only having 5% left to go is even more bullshit than I thought.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Okay random, but a few readers on different sites have started to point out how Eren's god form sort of looks like a puppet, and how this could be Isayama hinting at someone, or something else controlling him, or some shit like that.

I know that is giving Isayama way too much credit, but if I swear to god, if that is true then Isayama's claim of his story only having 5% left to go is even more bullshit than I thought.

And I thought Rise of Skywalker's IT WAS PALPATINE ALL ALONG was shitty and rushed. If Isayama goes for that it'll be an even bigger shitshow.

 

[verissimus]

son of a bitch

Pig lady : It was me all along!

Don't you get it? Erin was the one who released the pigs.

Pigception?

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Okay random, but a few readers on different sites have started to point out how Eren's god form sort of looks like a puppet, and how this could be Isayama hinting at someone, or something else controlling him, or some shit like that.

I know that is giving Isayama way too much credit, but if I swear to god, if that is true then Isayama's claim of his story only having 5% left to go is even more bullshit than I thought.

yeah I noticed that in the official scans where I could actually tell what was happening (if it's this bad again for the fan translation I might just start waiting for the official release). maybe the strings are just there to augment his lack of muscles but it seems too obvious that isayama is hinting at something. "turns out eren was never free to begin with he's the only real slave lol what a twist." shit though, I wouldn't put it past him.

another thing I noticed in the clear scans, in eren's flash of memories, all of them are, of course, from his point of view, except for one. falco when he's reaching his hand up at the sky. that memory could only be from the pov of the bird falco was looking at.



right after the flashback portion there's a big focus on a bird looking at that fleet of ships, and immediately before we saw one following the cringevenger's ship. there's often a bird flying overhead when something important is happening outside, at one point there's always a panel lingering on a bird flying overhead observing the scene. I always thought the birds flying overhead thing was just recurring symbolism, but now I think it's probably supposed to mean something literal.

eren confirmed for astral projecting remote viewing bird powers? eren confirmed for actual bird??? seagull nationalist eren???? I guess if there's no humans around, they can't shoo you away from pooping on their buildings, or what remains of them. no bird spikes bird glue or stool pigeons to worry about anymore. of course without humans there will be no french fries or bits of bread left to steal from the humans, eren is too stupid to plan that far ahead and consider what he's actually doing to bird-kind.

"SKYSHITTER LIBERATION NOW DEATH TO CATTLE GOD SAVE THE PIGS" - eren "my dick smells like a birdcage" yeager (unwittingly being manipulated by zeke who actually doesn't care for birds)