Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Juan's Sombrero]

Why do you think they’ll love it? Because we hate it?

If you've ever seen the memes stans of this manga do, then, you'll understand.

Eren's "plan" shouldn't work though.

How it would play out, the largest nations would take out the wall of titans heading towards them and regroup/rearm while the titans take out the impoverished countries that couldn't defend. A few more airstrikes and well placed naval artilleries would keep the remaining titans at bay and land/rail weapons could dispose of them easily.

An army of beast or cart titans would be a lot more dangerous.

You forget that even an average titan can move surprisingly fast. An army of them that Eren can generate at a whim can easily overwhelm armies.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

You forget that even an average titan can move surprisingly fast. An army of them that Eren can generate at a whim can easily overwhelm armies.

A minefield can make short work of them. They are quite susceptible to explosions.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

A minefield can make short work of them. They are quite susceptible to explosions.

That depends on how fast Eren can make them vs how much ammo and hardware can be dispensed.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

That depends on how fast Eren can make them vs how much ammo and hardware can be dispensed.

But running them headfirst into a minefield is still a waste.

Especially given that Beast/Cart titans still posses intelligence and can adapt multiple strategies.

Good generals/strategy always trumps brute force.

 

[A-Stump]

I stopped watching the show (let alone reading what sounds like a terrible manga) around the time everyone and their grandmother was revealed to be a titan. Way to suck all of the dramatic tension out of the entire thing. We wouldn't want things to feel too desperate or come up with clever solutions to problems now would we? Grow big, punch, haha other big guys go boom. It's clear it got too big too quickly and the guy was pulling ideas out of his ass like some kind of a shit magician.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I stopped watching the show (let alone reading what sounds like a terrible manga) around the time everyone and their grandmother was revealed to be a titan. Way to suck all of the dramatic tension out of the entire thing. We wouldn't want things to feel too desperate or come up with clever solutions to problems now would we? Grow big, punch, haha other big guys go boom. It's clear it got too big too quickly and the guy was pulling ideas out of his ass like some kind of a shit magician.

Eh, I’d say the Titan Shifters were the ones you’d want to care about while the rest were just disposable goons for XP grinding. I’d still say the doom came from the snowball that followed the basement reveal.

 

[A-Stump]

Eh, I’d say the Titan Shifters were the ones you’d want to care about while the rest were just disposable goons for XP grinding. I’d still say the doom came from the snowball that followed the basement reveal.

I got hooked on the idea that the characters had to use tactics, teamwork, and rely on skill and training to take down much larger foes. Not 'Lol me big too'. It'd be like watching a zombie movie where all of a sudden some normal dude just trying to survive all of a sudden has an exo-suit with railguns and a flamethrower. It really removes the impact and lets out a long stinky fart for the things to come.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Saw this on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/bioniclerule34/status/1427165806387924993?s=21

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Saw this on Twitter.
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https://twitter.com/bioniclerule34/status/1427165806387924993?s=21

The people who still talk about symbolism when it comes to Eren just need to shut up and take the L already.

I keep seeing dumbasses saying he's supposed to be a metaphor for Jesus, and I'm just sitting here like when the fuck was Jesus a bloodthirsty lunatic who killed his parents and 80% of the world because he couldn't get his dick wet? I'm not religious, but I'm pretty sure that shit's not in the Bible.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

I can't wait for the anime to show how retarded this shit is to normies especially if it stays faithful to the manga.

Like holy shit there were so many easy ways to avert this thinking about it, and Isayama went the dumbest possible path.

But I can assume it will be praised since if the music or animation is good it can blind people to dumb shit

Worse. Edgy political spergs will start to believe that annihilating mass scores of people will lead to (temporary) peace.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Worse. Edgy political spergs will start to believe that annihilating mass scores of people will lead to (temporary) peace.

They already have done that with the manga. Hell they’ve compared Attack on Titan’s retarded political situation to world politics many times

 

[Random Internet Person]

They already have done that with the manga. Hell they’ve compared Attack on Titan’s retarded political situation to world politics many times

Wasn’t that by design though? Dot Pixis, when things first started out, led to accusations of Isayama glorifying the people behind the atrocities of Imperial Japan.

Worse. Edgy political spergs will start to believe that annihilating mass scores of people will lead to (temporary) peace.

I’m pretty sure that mindset existed before Attack on Titan.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Wasn’t that by design though? Dot Pixis, when things first started out, led to accusations of Isayama glorifying the people behind the atrocities of Imperial Japan.

The thing with that is that it was done pre-timeskip. What idiotic American AOT fans do is compare being an Eldian to a conservative (like someone many pages ago did) and also compare the story to the Israel-Palestine situation and probably are comparing it to the recent Afghanistan stuff.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

They already have done that with the manga. Hell they’ve compared Attack on Titan’s retarded political situation to world politics many times

The thing with that is that it was done pre-timeskip. What idiotic American AOT fans do is compare being an Eldian to a conservative (like someone many pages ago did) and also compare the story to the Israel-Palestine situation and probably are comparing it to the recent Afghanistan stuff.

Considering the climate today, one can't help but make the comparison. Conservatives today demonized more than they ever were and plenty of people think they should be locked away or killed.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The thing with that is that it was done pre-timeskip. What idiotic American AOT fans do is compare being an Eldian to a conservative (like someone many pages ago did) and also compare the story to the Israel-Palestine situation and probably are comparing it to the recent Afghanistan stuff.

Oh boy. I mean, “kill em all” is a pretty easy thing to make parallels to. Even then, it kind of falls apart when you take into account the parts of time travel and trying to get into Mikasa’s pants.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

None of the comparisons matter anyway because Eren only did all this shit because he was a retarded, bloodthirsty loveshy.

 

[Random Internet Person]

None of the comparisons matter anyway because Eren only did all this shit because he was a retarded, bloodthirsty incel.

Did Mikasa reject him though? Or Historia? Or…any chick the shippers paired him with?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Did Mikasa reject him though? Or Historia? Or…any chick the shippers paired him with?

No, she didn't. She was head over heels for him to the point where her entire character and personality revolves around him.

Eren was too retarded to realize that. Also, he treated her like shit for the entire series, and made literally no attempt outside of that one during the Marley Arc to remotely try to express his feelings for her, and then fucking told her he always hated her. Had he actually just straight-up told her the truth, Mikasa would've been fucking over the moon, and on his dick in an instant.

Nothing happened with Historia. It feels like something was supposed to happen with them, but Isayama changed his mind, or whatever.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

No, she didn't. She was head over heels for him to the point where her entire character and personality revolves around him.

Eren was too retarded to realize that. Also, he treated her like shit for the entire series, and made literally no attempt outside of that one during the Marley Arc to remotely try to express his feelings for her, and then fucking told her he always hated her. Had he actually just straight-up told her the truth, Mikasa would've been fucking over the moon, and on his dick in an instant.

Nothing happened with Historia. It feels like something was supposed to happen with them, but Isayama changed his mind, or whatever.

Don't forget that Eren asked Mikasa how she felt about him and she said family. Because he saw that with his future vision, that means that fate is clearly in one direction and like Chris or St. Elliot never decided to improve things for himself but let the future hold his hand while he lets himself be a slave to fate because of how autistic Eren is.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

No, she didn't. She was head over heels for him to the point where her entire character and personality revolves around him.

Eren was too retarded to realize that. Also, he treated her like shit for the entire series, and made literally no attempt outside of that one during the Marley Arc to remotely try to express his feelings for her, and then fucking told her he always hated her. Had he actually just straight-up told her the truth, Mikasa would've been fucking over the moon, and on his dick in an instant.

Nothing happened with Historia. It feels like something was supposed to happen with them, but Isayama changed his mind, or whatever.

Hell, 90% of the fandom thought that he was the real father of her baby. Also, salty that she ended up marrying a guy.