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Christorian X got barely made fun of in a Daiymo video, so he responded by posting his dox.

This is what happens when you stare into the void of the Gunt. The Gunt stares back. Aside from Jewsh and Medicare, I can’t think of any Ralph a-hog who didn’t become as bad as him (if not worse) during their trolling efforts.
 
Christorian X got barely made fun of in a Daiymo video, so he responded by posting his dox.

This is what happens when you stare into the void of the Gunt. The Gunt stares back. Aside from Jewsh and Medicare, I can’t think of any Ralph a-hog who didn’t become as bad as him (if not worse) during their trolling efforts.
Most of us started worse beforehand tbf, idk what the loyalty web chart even is because Chris x was a ppp fan iirc but he covers for flam. Idk where this interconnected complex web of alliances devoted to midget hating sprung from
 
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It would be a shame if some Ralphamales flagged down this grifting faggot.
 

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Eh fair enough if it all goes to St. Jude.
We have no reason to believe that's actually the case, however. Charity scams are dime a dozen. If you look at TeeSpring's Donating Profit to Charity Guide, any listings that donate a portion of its profits feature a verified contribution badge (seen below). Additionally, the badge will describe how much money will go to charity. Notably, the Gunt News Network lacks this badge on all items.
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Would @Kinochet grift Gunt Merchandise claiming the proceeds would go to charity for personal profit and notoriety? Probably.
 
It would be a shame if some Ralphamales flagged down this grifting faggot.
If you want to grift at least get a good design made that random people on street won't judge you for. Metokur's hat has a very simple design and to onlookers it appears as just a hat with a bunch of stars. Same goes for Null's shirts and hoodies, they all have pretty good designs with droolmutt or a bunch of kiwis that look like normal things you'd buy in a clothing store.

Why the fuck would anyone want to wear or buy any of that GNN shit?
 
We have no reason to believe that's actually the case, however. Charity scams are dime a dozen. If you look at TeeSpring's Donating Profit to Charity Guide, any listings that donate a portion of its profits feature a verified contribution badge (seen below). Additionally, the badge will describe how much money will go to charity. Notably, the Gunt News Network lacks this badge on all items.
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Would @Kinochet grift Gunt Merchandise claiming the proceeds would go to charity for personal profit and notoriety? Probably.
That will likely require him to actually fucking sell something. I'm so tempted to actually try and see if he gets the badge but all the merch sucks.

Imagine wearing that gunt mask.
 
Lmaooo there I am. Wow, looks like a touched a raw nerve criticising this sensitive faggot’s trash and tacky mercy. He must be lurking non-stop since getting banned by the webmaster for being a self-promoting parasite nobody likes.

We have no reason to believe that's actually the case, however. Charity scams are dime a dozen. If you look at TeeSpring's Donating Profit to Charity Guide, any listings that donate a portion of its profits feature a verified contribution badge (seen below). Additionally, the badge will describe how much money will go to charity. Notably, the Gunt News Network lacks this badge on all items.
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Would @Kinochet grift Gunt Merchandise claiming the proceeds would go to charity for personal profit and notoriety? Probably.
Kinochet can feel free to correct the record on why he hasn’t done the bare minimum to guarantee proceeds will go to “charity” and not his upcoming gender reassignment surgery.

That will likely require him to actually fucking sell something. I'm so tempted to actually try and see if he gets the badge but all the merch sucks.

Imagine wearing that gunt mask.
Nobody would ever want this trash. Imagine being a DSP’s A-Log and making mugs with his fucking catchphrases on it. How a coffee cup with “glitched driving mechanics” on it? Yes, that’s not the gayest idea I’ve ever heard.

Kinochet will likely screenshot this and/or continue to seethe on Twitter because Kiwi Farms lives in his head.
 
I know Kinochet is pretty retarded but the lack of self-awareness in selling a Ralph "kid diddler" shirt is genuinely impressive. That image of Ralph on the shirt came from him selling a hat that said "Joshua Connor Moon is a Kid Diddler", so Kinochet has effectively ripped-off one of the Gunt's dumbest pieces of merch.

Also the shitty quality of that image of Ralph looks like more like John Wayne Gacy than anything.
 
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