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Cuckstorian_X said:
I can't believe people would insult people like kinochet or christorian x. They are Ralph a logs and you must be nice. We are in a war against the gunt and no matter how shady or how much meth you smoke your a valuable solider against a very very bad man who should not be having sex. It still eats me up inside while I smoke meth and eat mayo fries I just think of Ralph having sex and him being a bad man and I have a panic attack that only more meth can solve. I ask you no longer make fun of alogs for being clout chasing faggots and meth addicts as they are not Ralph and therefore infinitely better as a person. Sure I might spend all day smoking meth and trying to get Ralph arrested but that's a healthy hobby to have unlike Ralph who streams and makes money like a looser.
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The king is back.
 
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Cuckstorian_X said:
I can't believe people would insult people like kinochet or christorian x. They are Ralph a logs and you must be nice. We are in a war against the gunt and no matter how shady or how much meth you smoke your a valuable solider against a very very bad man who should not be having sex. It still eats me up inside while I smoke meth and eat mayo fries I just think of Ralph having sex and him being a bad man and I have a panic attack that only more meth can solve. I ask you no longer make fun of alogs for being clout chasing faggots and meth addicts as they are not Ralph and therefore infinitely better as a person. Sure I might spend all day smoking meth and trying to get Ralph arrested but that's a healthy hobby to have unlike Ralph who streams and makes money like a looser.
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KengleX has returned.
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Cuckstorian_X said:
I can't believe people would insult people like kinochet or christorian x. They are Ralph a logs and you must be nice. We are in a war against the gunt and no matter how shady or how much meth you smoke your a valuable solider against a very very bad man who should not be having sex. It still eats me up inside while I smoke meth and eat mayo fries I just think of Ralph having sex and him being a bad man and I have a panic attack that only more meth can solve. I ask you no longer make fun of alogs for being clout chasing faggots and meth addicts as they are not Ralph and therefore infinitely better as a person. Sure I might spend all day smoking meth and trying to get Ralph arrested but that's a healthy hobby to have unlike Ralph who streams and makes money like a looser.
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flamenco’s chat is in need of a good cleaning. get to it custodian_x!

also i wrote a poem:

he once was funny long ago
now he sucks and his posts blow
his tweets are gay and so is he
he tastes the beetus in your pee

if you ask for advice about your meth
cuckstorian shows how to smoke it best
on the kiwi farms he cries
puts extra mayo on his fries

the pedophile streamers unpaid janny
sweeping it up with discord trannies
a wannabe lawyer simping for faith
he only runs when there’s clout to chase

he’s a big guy for you
i would not have sex with him
he superchats all his income
to ppp and daddy jim

an alog so bold
what caused him to flee?
all it took was one thread
for the janny to DFE
 
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What's discussion about attention whores in this sector without acknowledging Chris Welke?

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Christopher E Welke is a self-described internet troll and heroin addict that has been active online for, like, twenty years. His latest exploits have involved namefagging on every neighboring site under the moniker 'Cow Poly', attempting to drum up attention and a reputation as a dox dropping, goosestepping internet tough guy.

In truth, Chris Welke is essentially the failed Ethan Ralph;
Failed at blogging
Failed at journalism
Failed at sustaining his addictions

Most of the information about this character comes from his own schizophrenic blog. Through the 2010s, the Tapper7 name was used by Welke across a number of sites to detail his Jewish herritage, his activity at Cal Polytechnic, and how much he FUCKING HATES Donald Trump. I'm only attaching a few essential posts, the entire blog is worth a read for any avid fans of Welkelore.
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Blog | WATCHING THE SKIES AND INVESTIGATING TERRA FIRMA….
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Blog | TRUMP CAMPAIGN DEAD ON THE RUNWAY….
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Blog | ON CHANGING MAJORS AT CAL POLY SAN LUIS OBISPO….

(if any blog post is essential, its this one where he tells his life story) https://archive.ph/DWdjN
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ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

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Despite his background, schooling, and ambition, Chris Welke's 20s didn't see the money or recognition he'd hoped for. Slogging through his thirties with a stagnant blog, a studio apartment, and a heavy heart, he'd eventually speedrun the loss of everything, including his license, to a heroin addiction. Welke's battle with drug abuse is poorly documented on his blog, but his police record is in tact.
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In time, Tapper7 would find his way to the Clear Skies Ranch sober living house, commuting to a job by bike and earning a modest income as a dog groomer (while still using his blogname lol).


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With all the free-time in the world at the sobriety house, Chris Welke, now in his late 30s/early 40s, would have a chance to "rediscover" the internet, aquanting himself with imageboards, True Capitalist Radio, Ethan Ralph's Killstream, and eventually the Discord app. Now known widely as 'Cow Poly', a reminder that his best days were behind him, this ancient retard busied himself by obsessively posting on /cow/, and assembling his fellow users into a semi-ironic shitposting collective.

Anons from doxing sites were eventually treated to pictures of Welke's housing, and nightly voice calls. Cow Poly's desire to be a cool kid on Discord and record his calls with Corey Barnhill, permanant record exists to match Cow Poly's voice with that of Chris Welke in footage from his YouTube account.

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For the past year, Chris Welke has been comfortable playing internet supervillain, going as far as to brag about his hitlist, while also doxing himself to his collection of drug addicts and impotents. With the kind of company that he keeps, its no surprise that this content leaked!

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^ that list is gay and I will not have sex with it.

Is Sam banned? Didn't he just DFE?
Like 90% of the list are "who?"

Interesting to say the least...
I did hand that Cow Poly post up there to Null, he banned the sock and said he didn't care about the post, that's it.

Edit: much of the list are just people who got bored and left, or temporarily bans. If we're going by that, I got a 3-day ban from the Matt Jarbo thread once for being a sperg.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Sam needs to come back, I'll even argue for a payrise. How's triple the salary for starters?
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Fine, fuck it.

Repeat: Janny #819 did a very bad thing. Janny #819 did a very bad thing.

If the two minutes hate wasn't enough, I don't know what to tell you. Things could always get worse. :' )
 
Former mod @Vetti started streaming his weird personal issues and then went on stream with gator to I presume build an e celeb career

Well I guess Mr John who works at Johnson and Johnson should be expecting a visit since Prophetic Clown is now a moderator on that site
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Seems like weird discord drama but this seemed like the trash fire thread it should go in.
@Buffalo Chicken Sandwich @JamusActimus @vulg @Based Black Farmer be good little slaves and post this in dendy land. Thanks hugs and kisses. Also check the vetti thread on onion
 
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