Orbiter Attention Whores and Clout Chasers - For minor orbiters and weens.

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veri said:
anything for a dollar
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possible flamenco fan? 🤔
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:stress:STOP FUCKING SELLING MERCH THAT SAYS "KID DIDDLER" ON IT
why is this such a hard fucking lesson to learn? this isnt a hard fucking pitfall to avoid, especially if youre raising money for a kids cancer hospital holy shit
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
It’s really sad to be a z list e-celeb but imagine aspiring to be a z list e-celeb but everyone thinks you’re too gay and retarded to be one.
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You don't have to imagine that: That's Spectre. Many Vickers capos share that trait,

And since he has his own thread for almost a year now, I think the question of a Christorian X (and possibly Kinochet) thread might be one of WHEN, and not IF. All that needs to happen is:

1. Somebody needs to go to a mod, hat in hand, and ask nicely for a halal (so they can take it to Null). Lay out your evidence. Make sure it's legit. I have found the jannies around here are actually willing to work with you if you're honest and pleasant to deal with.
2. Don't jizz gay cum (inject B.S.) in the batter before putting it in he oven (submitting the thread). You get a cake that doesn't end up in the Spergatory dumpster.

Do those two things, and you're (probably) good to go.

Just my $0.02, from experience.

AltisticRight said:
This appears to be real, he was mopping it HARD for Flamenco.
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DFE'd.
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Yeah, Spectre was doing a similar shit in Rekieta's Discord by claiming everything against Flam is a gay op. That was my point above. It's a common trait.

There's this weird Vickers cult thing where no hardcore Ralph alog wants to raise a hand against a fellow alog because that would mean the Gunt wins... or something... I guess. Hence, I don't find it shocking they're all gonna circle the wagons around Flam. It's gay.

I think it needs to be remembered that Ralph will always fuck himself regardless of what his attention whoring alogs do. That's the magic of Ralph. You can sit on your ass and do absolutely jack shit, and Ralph will still fail. Meanwhile, a lot of Ralph's alogs who don't grasp that (and desperately want to become e-celebs via this never-ending shitshow) are lolcows in and of themselves, and they shouldn't get a pass just because they shit on Ralph.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Yeah, Spectre was doing a similar shit in Rekieta's Discord by claiming everything against Flam is a gay op. That was my point above. It's a common trait.
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Spectre was 100% doing this on his Twitter. Sorry to everyone but I cant be bothered to screencap that sit, I know all the Spectre fans are dissapointed. But he was saying "Christorian X is the victim of a gay op", some people were pressing him and he was like "everything needs to be thrown out but it looks bad for Cx". Clearly covering for him like a fellow orbiting faggot.

What is it with these Lolcow orbiters being so insufferable. "Don't worry buddy, I'll cover you and do Counter-OpSec to fight the Optics". It's just pathetic to take all this shit so goddamn seriously. At least we get to laugh at them.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Spectre was 100% doing this on his Twitter. Sorry to everyone but I cant be bothered to screencap that sit, I know all the Spectre fans are dissapointed.
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The Spectre Report on Twitter: "@shangrila500 @FaithVickers01 @Viciou…

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But that's recent and concerns the spurgatoried thread.

I was referring to the fact he was screaming about gay ops about Flam long before that.

Also, this is rich:

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Nigger. People have already started calling Christorian X "Spectre 2.0." You're the original. How many times did you try to directly involve yourself in Ralph's shit? How many times did you fuck that up? How many messages from Faith have you got in your various inboxes right now? LOL.

In any event, he's wrong that it all needs to be dumped. You might have to kill that iteration of the thread, but you don't have to disregard everything that was included in it. He knows that better than anyone, because Sam, Altistic, and I "fixed" his thread when there was concerns about the shared GC_Positive account, and some of the stuff in the original OP (not written by me). Interestingly, most of the stuff in the original OP was actually true. The main problems were the same shared sock used in "Hey Babe," the revenge porn claim, and his address was wrong (since fixed thanks to @Sheryl Nome).

Which I imagine is why he's not doing his victory lap here. He can't actually refute what's in his thread.

JewBacca said:
I was running on the assumption Spectre was a C_X sock.
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I can see why people might think that, but he's too emotionally invested in the Spectre_06 name to sock, IMO. It's part of this fantasy where that was his callsign in the Marines, and he wanted (and apparently still wants) to build a "e-brand" from it. @Christorian X's account also pre-dates Spectre being run off the Farms by about two months.

And in any event, if you don't believe me on any of that: Different voice.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Vickers capos
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I can't believe Vickers has capos. Orbiters of an orbiter's orbiter's orbiter. He's z-tier e-famous for... being the shitty father of some dumb whore who had sex with Ralph. That's his claim to fame. They're not even groupies for the whore who fucked the e-celeb. They're sucking at the teet of her shitty father who's milking her for his own attempts at e-fame.
 
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Captain Manning said:
But that's recent and concerns the spurgatoried thread.

I was referring to the fact he was screaming about gay ops about Flam long before that.
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My bad, I don't follow this guy. I defer to the resident Specter expert.

Grand Wizard Wakka said:
I can't believe Vickers has capos. Orbiters of an orbiter's orbiter's orbiter. He's z-tier e-famous for... being the shitty father of some dumb whore who had sex with Ralph. That's his claim to fame. They're not even groupies for the whore who fucked the e-celeb. They're sucking at the teet of her shitty father who's milking her for his own attempts at e-fame.
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It's literally the lowest of the low. This Sektur is already degenerate and lowest of the low in society, but then you have capos of the main figures, like Gator was. You'd think that was the lowest but then you get Flams and Gators, ex-capos who end up with their own capos.

Then even beneath that is orbiters of orbiters, essentially. Never employed or involved, just orbiting around the chaff. Vickers in in that category, only notable for being the DAD of a girl Ralph dated. Who is scum and a bottom-feeding faggot.

To be a capo of Vickers, the lowest of the lowest of the low, is mind-boggling pathetic and sad. I believe that's why Christorian X was his capo because it suits his station in life.
 
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Grand Wizard Wakka said:
I can't believe Vickers has capos. Orbiters of an orbiter's orbiter's orbiter. He's z-tier e-famous for... being the shitty father of some dumb whore who had sex with Ralph. That's his claim to fame. They're not even groupies for the whore who fucked the e-celeb. They're sucking at the teet of her shitty father who's milking her for his own attempts at e-fame.
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This is why... perhaps against more sound judgment... I put PPP on a slightly higher shelf than the likes of Cog, Spectre, Christorian, or Kinochet. At least insofar as Ralph is concerned.

Because while PPP might be a hypocritical fake Christian lard ass who shamelessly took food out of Null's mouth, he at least had enough remaining moral fortitude to point out that Vickers is a shit father. Granted, some of that might have had to do with his resentment over MVW demonstrating his crap parenting skills here on KiwiFarms as opposed to some other medium PPP doesn't claim to hate, but still.

The rest I just mentioned? They're hoping that sucking Vicker's dick will help make them e-famous.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
impressive. That image of Ralph on the shirt came from him selling a hat that said "Joshua Connor Moon is a Kid Diddler"
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No it didn’t. Some genius aylawg sent him the hat, knowing his dumb ass would wear it and provide us with an instant classic shot. He got laughed at like never before and the hat was never seen again. It was hilarious.
 
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fisherman said:
LMAO, eat shit faggot.
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Yes, everyone who thinks you're a faggot are "Gunt Guards". These people saying I'm a cringy, annoying grifter and my merch is dogshit are just AF Trolls guys, don't let them stop you from donating!

To be fair it was for a good cause but maybe try making merch that isn't trash, and doesn't make people hate you simply for creating it.

In related news, we have an official statement from Null on @Christorian X in today's MATI: he can understand why people hate him, because his schtick is incredibly gay and unbearable.

Unfortunately Cx was not important or interesting enough to warrant any attention beyond that quick statement, but still, such a big moment for everyone's favorite meth-smoking wannabe e-celeb to be noticed by Daddy Jersh himself, and given exposure to thousands of viewers. Congratualations, buddy, you did it 🥂 🎈
 
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fisherman said:
LMAO, eat shit faggot.
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Why would ANYONE ever wear a shirt where the sole words on it are "kid diddler"? Imagine walking by families in public with that shit on.

It's one thing if your shirt says something like, "Ethan Oliver Ralph is a kid diddler". People in public would think that you're deranged, sure, but they wouldn't think the wearer is the diddler. That all changes when the only two words become, "kid diddler", almost implying the wearer is the diddler.

Actually nevermind weens, please go ahead and own Ralph by wearing that in public. That'll show him!
 
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I can't believe people would insult people like kinochet or christorian x. They are Ralph a logs and you must be nice. We are in a war against the gunt and no matter how shady or how much meth you smoke your a valuable solider against a very very bad man who should not be having sex. It still eats me up inside while I smoke meth and eat mayo fries I just think of Ralph having sex and him being a bad man and I have a panic attack that only more meth can solve. I ask you no longer make fun of alogs for being clout chasing faggots and meth addicts as they are not Ralph and therefore infinitely better as a person. Sure I might spend all day smoking meth and trying to get Ralph arrested but that's a healthy hobby to have unlike Ralph who streams and makes money like a looser.
 
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Cuckstorian_X said:
I can't believe people would insult people like kinochet or christorian x. They are Ralph a logs and you must be nice. We are in a war against the gunt and no matter how shady or how much meth you smoke your a valuable solider against a very very bad man who should not be having sex. It still eats me up inside while I smoke meth and eat mayo fries I just think of Ralph having sex and him being a bad man and I have a panic attack that only more meth can solve. I ask you no longer make fun of alogs for being clout chasing faggots and meth addicts as they are not Ralph and therefore infinitely better as a person. Sure I might spend all day smoking meth and trying to get Ralph arrested but that's a healthy hobby to have unlike Ralph who streams and makes money like a looser.
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Welcome back. Together we will lead the alogs to absolute victory
 
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Cuckstorian_X said:
I can't believe people would insult people like kinochet or christorian x. They are Ralph a logs and you must be nice. We are in a war against the gunt and no matter how shady or how much meth you smoke your a valuable solider against a very very bad man who should not be having sex. It still eats me up inside while I smoke meth and eat mayo fries I just think of Ralph having sex and him being a bad man and I have a panic attack that only more meth can solve. I ask you no longer make fun of alogs for being clout chasing faggots and meth addicts as they are not Ralph and therefore infinitely better as a person. Sure I might spend all day smoking meth and trying to get Ralph arrested but that's a healthy hobby to have unlike Ralph who streams and makes money like a looser.
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It’s so nice to have @Christorian X back, this time committed to being more honest about his interests and motivations, instead of being a slimy orbiting faggot who says gay shit all the time that pisses you off. Thank You, @Cuckstorian_X. Remember, Ralph bad, alogs good because not Ralph. Monetize Gunt For Sweet Shekels! 🤑💸💰
 
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