What's discussion about attention whores in this sector without acknowledging Chris Welke?
Christopher E Welke is a self-described internet troll and heroin addict that has been active online for, like, twenty years. His latest exploits have involved namefagging on every neighboring site under the moniker '
Cow Poly', attempting to drum up attention and a reputation as a dox dropping, goosestepping internet tough guy.
In truth, Chris Welke is essentially the failed Ethan Ralph;
Failed at blogging
Failed at journalism
Failed at sustaining his addictions
Most of the information about this character comes from his
own schizophrenic blog. Through the 2010s, the Tapper7 name was used by Welke across a number of sites to detail his Jewish herritage, his activity at Cal Polytechnic, and how much he FUCKING HATES Donald Trump. I'm only attaching a few essential posts, the entire blog is worth a read for any avid fans of Welkelore.
| Blog | WATCHING THE SKIES AND INVESTIGATING TERRA FIRMA…. |
| Blog | TRUMP CAMPAIGN DEAD ON THE RUNWAY…. |
| Blog | ON CHANGING MAJORS AT CAL POLY SAN LUIS OBISPO….
(if any blog post is essential, its this one where he tells his life story) https://archive.ph/DWdjN |
Despite his background, schooling, and ambition, Chris Welke's 20s didn't see the money or recognition he'd hoped for. Slogging through his thirties with a stagnant blog, a studio apartment, and a
heavy heart, he'd eventually speedrun the loss of everything, including his license, to a heroin addiction. Welke's battle with drug abuse is poorly documented on his blog, but his police record is in tact.
In time, Tapper7 would find his way to the
Clear Skies Ranch sober living house, commuting to a job by bike and earning a modest income as a dog groomer (while still using his blogname lol).
https://shanis-fypo.com/our-work/
With all the free-time in the world at the sobriety house, Chris Welke, now in his late 30s/early 40s, would have a chance to "rediscover" the internet, aquanting himself with imageboards,
True Capitalist Radio, Ethan Ralph's Killstream, and eventually the Discord app. Now known widely as 'Cow Poly', a reminder that his best days were behind him, this ancient retard busied himself by obsessively posting on /cow/, and assembling his fellow users into a semi-ironic shitposting collective.
Anons from doxing sites were eventually treated to pictures of Welke's housing, and nightly voice calls. Cow Poly's desire to be a cool kid on Discord and record his calls with
Corey Barnhill, permanant record exists to match Cow Poly's voice with that of Chris Welke in footage
from his YouTube account.


For the past year, Chris Welke has been comfortable playing internet supervillain, going as far as to brag about his hitlist, while also doxing himself to his collection of drug addicts and impotents. With the kind of company that he keeps, its no surprise that this content leaked!

