"Don't call anybody" was the last funny thing Chris did. I don't know why assaulting some wagie is funny to me whereas believing that a bunch of fictional characters are about to enter the real world is just sad, but nothing about Chris ever made much sense anyway.
For me it was funny on several levels, but especially because you have to think about what it meant to be a GameStop employee at that time.
-Shit pay in a failing company adding more and more toys
-The infamous “circle of life” program was around and this had to get a certain number of preorders and game informer subscriptions of be written up/potentially fired
-it was the holiday rush so there were tons of parents buying call of duty
Already a horrid scenario. But then
-here comes this fat weirdo in horrible clothes and an even worse bluish-green haircut
-weirdo proceeds to vandalize a massively unpopular game that was exclusive to a massively unpopular system
-weirdo refuses to leave
-when they are going to call the police he randomly says “don’t call anybody”
-proceeds to randomly spray employee’s shirt with mace for no apparent reason as he walks out
The entire premise is like something out of a comedy parodying someone’s aggressively shitty workday, and what makes it even funnier is that it was all caused by Chris’s esoteric hatred for a minor redesign of a character, and that he did it 100% by his own accord without any prompting from trolls.
It was the last true classic-era Chris moment on par with vandalizing the hex box at Walmart, getting banned from the fashion square for throwing rocks with string at women, and getting tackled at target. Stuff he did entirely because of his own autism
