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Pokemon Go uses GPS to verify you're actually in that location. So if he wasn't physically there, someone had to have physically stolen whatever device he was using, then installed some cheat thing to fake the GPS, then used it just to invite some rando to a raid.
He could be playing Pokemon Go on an emulator. The right ones and muffing with the settings you can make your GPS be anywhere, but I'm like 90% sure android emulators are beyond Chris' computer know-how.
Despite that he might be in a facility. He can never go back to his actual house thank fuck.
Hopefully there's no length of time to whatever order he's on. I doubt he'd hurt Barb, but you never know. I never thought he'd pork snorlax. At this point if he killed her to start the merge it wouldn't surprise me.
 
He could be playing Pokemon Go on an emulator.
Do you really think he has access to that kinda tech? Remember even if the home he's at isn't keeping his freedoms as limited as they were before they don't provide residents with the latest in computer service either.


If he killed her to start the merge it wouldn't surprise
While I won't rule that out entirely, (assuming the court really is stupid enough to let him see bard again unsupervised) this is Chris we're talking about. He's not that deranged enough to go and try his hand at killing anyone even someone who was as easy a target as barb was.
 
News just in: Chris has been sentenced to be raped by a pack of niggers.

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This would be the karmic justice Barbra needs but doesn’t deserve for being such a shitty mother. It's the Justice america gay legal system won't give.
 
Does anybody have an idea yet as to what specific home he is in now?
 
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If CWCki doesn't know, nobody does except Barb and Chris.
There almost certainly dead let’s be honest, I don’t know if that a pity or a blessing tbh.
The random Chris updates thread remains locked, it's the closest we got.
Honestly I don’t know why it is ,if theirs a good enough reason to unlock it now would be the time, this is the literal final curtain call that will decide everything. Someone should nag mods to re-open it when the day finally comes.
 
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This would be the karmic justice Barbra needs but doesn’t deserve for being such a shitty mother. It's the Justice america gay legal system won't give.
How many black people actually care about Chris Chan in the first place? I’m willing to argue that he’ll get protective care to the point where even Chris won’t even notice them walking around him, if it would ever get to that point.
 
So Chris got away with it huh
I mean he was in jail for almost 2 years, which is longer than the minumum sentence for what he was charged with.
He's lost all his stuff, he's never going to see his mom or 14 BC again, and he's condemned to live in a place the State of Virginia sends its tards to be castrated until he spergs out and gets thrown out or otherwise outstays his welcome and ends up on the street.
His entire life as he knew it from his birth up until July 31 2021 is over.
I wouldn't say he got away with it.
He was never gonna get 25-life for rape, no one seriously believed that
 
How many black people actually care about Chris Chan in the first place? I’m willing to argue that he’ll get protective care to the point where even Chris won’t even notice them walking around him, if it would ever get to that point.
I used to work with a dude who was black and followed Christory (really, it was more "current events" than "Christory" as this was during the halcyon classic era) worse than I do.

Then again, he was maintaining a well-paying job in a tech related field and was happily married for years, so I'm looking at a very specific demographic here.

I guess the answer is some, but probably not a huge amount.

What do you think he exhibited? Drawings? Videos?
Possible genius move on the part of Heilberg if he did, what better way to prove the necessary retardation for the autism deferral than displaying Sonichu #1 and noting the age of the author at the time?
 
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Do you really think he has access to that kinda tech? Remember even if the home he's at isn't keeping his freedoms as limited as they were before they don't provide residents with the latest in computer service either.
Even if he had some computer in a common room at the group home I'm not sure if Chris could puzzle out how to download and install an emulator without someone holding his hand through the process. If I had to guess how he's playing it, I'd say its more likely Chris is playing pokemon go on whatever public wifi he can steal on a phone with no sim card or a deactivated one. You also don't need that good of a computer to run bluestacks.
 
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