Australian Federal Election 2025

[General Emílio Médici]

I am gonna go out on a limb and guess this actually changes very little because they just replaced one Uniparty stooge with another?

 

[JelloJerk]

Senators don't give up their seat. They get elected for two terms regardless of whether they stay in their party during that time (apart from in the territories, where they are up for re-election every time).

I skimmed through her Wikipedia page earlier and apparently Albo told her she should give up her seat to Labor when she resigned and formed her party but she said no (because why would she say yes to that? lol).

Truly, they must relish in being prison island inmates, why else would they actually vooote for that gayshit?

Our boomers are not dead enough and the Indians they're being replaced with are obviously gonna want to keep bringing their own in.

Nevermind that though did they even have any certified based candidates?

One Nation/Pauline Hanson is probably as mainstream chuddy as it gets. Wearing a burka to the senate and bringing another senator close to tears in the process is pretty lol.

I've been looking into Gerard Rennick/People First and he seems pretty cool. Unfortunately it doesn't seem like he's even going to keep his seat. Combined forces with like 4 other niggas and nothing

 

[Mound Dweller]

Our boomers are not dead enough and the Indians they're being replaced with are obviously gonna want to keep bringing their own in.

Meanwhile glorious bri'ish boomers come out to endorse TOTAL MIGRANT DEATH in their droves, just something about the convict phenotype that makes them want to hurt themselves I guess.

One Nation/Pauline Hanson is probably as mainstream chuddy as it gets. Wearing a burka to the senate and bringing another senator close to tears in the process is pretty lol.

Making browns seethe is pretty cool I guess, shame it doesn't translate to anything material because ((city people)) would rather appoint more Lydia Thorpeoids inbetween paying for wellcum to cuntry sessions.

 

[huon detector]

What's the strategy of the australistani and canuckistani electorate? Maximum suffering?

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

By the way, Labor could win three senators in most states in addition to one Green in every state. Those senators are around for six years.

Anyone thinking that the destruction of the Coalition primaries is "the lesser of two evils" is in for a rude shock. Labor will only need the Greens to pass everything, rather than the Greens + others.

 

[Moss Monster]

My only issue with labor is that they are pro immigration and the segregation of aboriginals onto a special little pedistool. I can tolerate this, vs the LNP's constant posturing of anti immigration, good finances, no debt etc. Labor would not have curb stomped the LNP if they weren't fucking useless charlatans playing at being remotely interested in doing the right thing by real Aussies. I wish them a very infinity more years of mangling the corpse of the coalition, until a better group takes its place.

 

[Malikov]

Another election ruined by the orange dickhead.

 

[messiah complex]

I would just like to add, Adam bandt is cutting losing his seat to labour

 

[TruffleSpark]

I would just like to add, Adam bandt is cutting losing his seat to labourView attachment 7312646

she's behind by 2 percent, and yet she is also ahead?

explain your stupid system and how it makes this possible

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Is this like what happened in Canada? Is this the fault of Australian boomers? Sounds like it would have taken an act of God for one of the smaller, less retarded parties to win anything.

 

[Caligura]

Fucking hell
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This is Kamala Harris levels of feltening. Except we don't even get that whitepill hopium high at the end

What makes ALP better than the LNP? I'm not familiar with Aussie politics.

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

What makes ALP better than the LNP? I'm not familiar with Aussie politics.

They're more honest about their plan to destroy the country.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Another election ruined by the orange dickhead.

Rent free

 

[Retink Retunk]

So Canada and Australia are going to cut their own noses off to spite their face because of Trump?

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Another election ruined by the orange dickhead.

Should've not let the sun set on the British Empire if you wanted to be a serious country not bow down to orange hitler or chairman tofu.

 

[thebigdream]

I'm content with this outcome. I'd be more inclined to vote LNP if they had their shit together, but at a federal level they're a fucking clown show. Supporting nuclear power, which would take over a decade to bring online, as a solution to a problem voters are feeling right now was diabolical. I'm happy that the Greens took a thumping.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

she's behind by 2 percent, and yet she is also ahead?

explain your stupid system and how it makes this possible

Currently she's ahead

They project she will lose once preferences are redistributed as more people who voted for the less popular candidates will have put the greens ahead of Labor on their preferences

 

[gamerweeb1]

Rent free

It’s almost like Trump’s tariff policies are actually affecting the whole world and destroyed the stock market.

 

[Monopolywheel]

It’s almost like Trump’s tariff policies are actually affecting the whole world and destroyed the stock market.

Hasn't the stock market already recovered?
S&P 500 is literally worth the same now as it was before the tariffs happened on 2nd of April

 

[khaine]

We are fucked.

Everyone hates on the libs, but then give labor a pass for the same shit. It's depressing how bad politics are in this country. It's even more depressing how shit our politicians are. Dutton was a terrible opposition leader, ran a terrible campaign. Absolute dogshit. Albo is a gutless, spineless sack of shit.

The only highlight is those green faggots getting smashed. So sick of those marxist cunts.