Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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One of the most botched people I've ever seen is former model and RHOBH alum Brandi Glanville.

Brandi used to look like this:

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Started going ham on plastic surgery in her 40s:

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And currently looks like this (she is only 52 by the way):

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She's open about hating her face and believes it's being devoured by a flesh-eating parasite she contracted abroad, when multiple doctors who've looked at her photos claim that the likeliest reason behind her skin looking so terrible is a bad filler job.
It never ceases to amaze me how filler is generally considered to be a trivial procedure because it's non-surgical, but I've never seen any other kind of (legal, professionally done) cosmetic procedure make someone look this awful. Even botched nose jobs don't wreck your face this badly. If Michael Jackson had lived long enough, he'd definitely have been overfilled and looked twice as bad as he ended up looking.
 
Jim Norton's tranny wife posted on social media that he (the tranny) was about to get DD breast implants. I suspect it's going to be a candidate for this thread because he's not going to size them up gradually. Boy chest to double D in one sitting.
 
Jim Norton's tranny wife posted on social media that he (the tranny) was about to get DD breast implants. I suspect it's going to be a candidate for this thread because he's not going to size them up gradually. Boy chest to double D in one sitting.
Imagine how validating and gender ffirming that feeling must be!
He surely didn't opt for the instant DD just because he has a fetish, right?
 
Jim Norton's tranny wife posted on social media that he (the tranny) was about to get DD breast implants. I suspect it's going to be a candidate for this thread because he's not going to size them up gradually. Boy chest to double D in one sitting.
He's taller than Jim lol
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Troonery and the body modification community have so much overlap. This should be a fun journey to watch.
Also he's already got an uncanny valley artificial waist curve.
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He was also kind enough to post a before and after of his face. Unfortunately for him it's not nearly as dramatic as the other changes seen in this thread.
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Also despite the poses where his butt injections are visible, he is even more visibly (and audibly) male from other angles and on video. I don't get why they only make their hips wider without adding actual butt to the back. But maybe he's too much of a tits guy to know what a big butt looks like
 
Jim Norton's tranny wife posted on social media that he (the tranny) was about to get DD breast implants. I suspect it's going to be a candidate for this thread because he's not going to size them up gradually. Boy chest to double D in one sitting.
They are so clueless about tits. DD isn’t a breast implant size - they go on CCs (volume, as in cubic centimetres of fill.) the letter bit of the bra size is relative, it means that there’s a set difference between the measurement around the ribcage under the breasts and the measurement around the fullest part. So a woman wearing a 30 DD has a 30 inch rib cage and 35 inch bust. For a man with a male ribcage, let’s say a 42 inch chest (or more if he’s fat) he’s going to end up with a 48 inch chest like some kind of brickhon icebreaker. Hilarious. And they’ll be set so far apart you could park a bus between them
So fetish, much brave and stunning
 
They are so clueless about tits. DD isn’t a breast implant size - they go on CCs (volume, as in cubic centimetres of fill.) the letter bit of the bra size is relative, it means that there’s a set difference between the measurement around the ribcage under the breasts and the measurement around the fullest part. So a woman wearing a 30 DD has a 30 inch rib cage and 35 inch bust. For a man with a male ribcage, let’s say a 42 inch chest (or more if he’s fat) he’s going to end up with a 48 inch chest like some kind of brickhon icebreaker. Hilarious. And they’ll be set so far apart you could park a bus between them
So fetish, much brave and stunning
I'm more curious about how the fuck those would even fit. Because he's skinny with a flat chest, he doesn't have the excess skin to cover such large implants. The best comparison I can think of is the process of stretching a piercing hole. You can't just shove a 1/2" tunnel through a standard piercing hole. You have to go slow and it takes ages. For reference, it took me 2 years to get to 1/2", which is 14 sizes larger than Claire's piercing size (20 gauge). (Brief tangent: never go to Claire's to get pierced. Go to a professional. I'm genuinely shocked that Claire's is even allowed to do that). You have to wait 6-8 weeks between sizes. If you go too fast, the skin on your lobe will get too thin and likely break, requiring reconstructive surgery.

It'll be interesting to see how this turns out. I've seen bolt-ons before, but not this drastic.
 
They just know the term DD to mean big. Notice that no one ever says D, or even DDD or cups higher than that, because they have no knowledge of how bra sizes actually work beyond pop culture references.
You should see Jake Alley's/Violet Ocean's 53" D's. Self diagnosed/measured by a very fat and confused hermit.
 
Jim Norton's tranny wife posted on social media that he (the tranny) was about to get DD breast implants.
After seeing the photos of the tranny below this post, I’ll give him some credit for at least being fairly damn passable. But yikes, that chest skin is going to be stretched so damn thin. Can only hope [assume] they’re actually going to do expanders and not the full DD implant right away.
 
After seeing the photos of the tranny below this post, I’ll give him some credit for at least being fairly damn passable. But yikes, that chest skin is going to be stretched so damn thin. Can only hope [assume] they’re actually going to do expanders and not the full DD implant right away.
It's a lot easier for them to pass in photos, they can select only the good ones, they can apply filters and photoshop, and they can present themselves in specific positions and from specific angles. I've yet to see one that passes IRL.
 
I've yet to see one that passes IRL.
Yep, because they don't exist; most they can manage is an ambiguous "might be a woman" from a bigfoot photo distance, up close? That's a man lol.

There is simply no such thing as a "passing" tranny, the best they can ever possibly hope for is to fool someone who doesn't know better like the ones in here going for the barbie doll route; even then they're given away by their wide masculine shoulders and their narrow man pelvis, no amount of surgery/hormones/self delusion can change their bone structure.
 
I’ll give him some credit for at least being fairly damn passable.
Don't let the padded bra fool you. He was a cam whore before becomming a silver digger. Based on his body, I'm not even convinced he's doing HRT. Just imagine the skinniest, tallest guy you know naked and wearing makeup.
 
Also he's already got an uncanny valley artificial waist curve.
There are women with that kind of nipped in waist curve, it's usually on women with a shorter torso.
I've actually seen that same curve in a medical journal about an asian man with some chromosomal disorder that caused him to develop with female proportions. I'd imagine the troon paid for his.
 
There are women with that kind of nipped in waist curve, it's usually on women with a shorter torso.
I've actually seen that same curve in a medical journal about an asian man with some chromosomal disorder that caused him to develop with female proportions. I'd imagine the troon paid for his.
It could be coincidence but I'm pretty sure his is from body feminizing surgery. Also this is the first I realized not all women's waist curves are thinnest around their belly button. I assumed we all had a similar location to each other so his being so high above it looked weird to me. Either way it brings my eye to his hips which looks distinctly male to me but interesting to know.
 
His proportions probably look weird because he's a guy trying to flesh craft himself into appearing female. I don't know. I don't have a finely trained eye as some other kiwi investigators. For real though he's clearly trying to subtly angle and suck in for the best picture, so that probably has a lot to do with how weird it comes across too. A lot of selfies have that weird vibe to them because of that.
 
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