Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

Pizzagate really pissed me off because I kept hearing about it and nobody ever gave me any pizza at all.
I was deep into the Pizzagate research when it was a hot topic, and it gave me constant craving for literal pizza because I was just getting bombarded with the word pizza references and imagery. My then local pizza joint sold a lot of real slices on alleged figurative "pizza."

As for Baked, I'm guessing Scottsdale is not going to not go easy on him, to make an example of him for any other would-be professional IRL autist. It would not surprise me if local businesses were already nagging the city about this guy, and they now have a perfect situation to throw the book at him. Either that or the Feds are going to donate some very shinny military surplus to Arizona's main party town.
 
LOL! didn't know about the vitamin stuff or infowars. thought he was sort of stable during 2016, but he acted like he was threatened before he was going to "expose" pizzagate, and then he made the man-boy comments, and just became irrelevant. he couldn't achieve being the male anne coulter after all i guess.

I got to cut Milo some slack for providing the best ringtone I´ve ever had: Richard Spencer hissy fit about octaroons after the retard rallies.
 
I can't tell if that bouncer somehow shrugged off the mace or the mace itself is some weakass shit.
With the way the bouncer was acting beforehand this is what came to mind:
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I can't tell if that bouncer somehow shrugged off the mace or the mace itself is some weakass shit. Even when he turned around so it hits his back after getting a facefull of it, it's still a spray. He's not even rapidly blinking it off. He's not even some hulking gorilla, he's an average-looking guy who flat-out took a mace to the face multiple times. Now that's a good bouncer

Bouncer is a true chad, even johnny knoxville says mace is awful
 
Getting serious Andy “AIM AIM AIM” Warski flashbacks.
I'd love to see Baked call his fellow cellies faggots and soy boys. Any chance we can sneak a phone through his prison pocket so he can live stream it?
Lmao shit now I’m mad there are no IRL streamers in prison. Just imagine the lulz. They could earn their fucking keep via superberries.
 
I can't tell if that bouncer somehow shrugged off the mace or the mace itself is some weakass shit.
That was my first thought but if you look at everyone around, people who just got a whiff of it were coughing and stuff. I think that bouncer was just actually a legit badass.
 
Hard choice of language when he begged and wept after being fired from Breitbart himself. He went bankrupt and now sells vitamins on Infowars.
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His last desperate attempt at selling a book to his retard fans ended with his editor leaving him and a lawsuit spinning up which included hilarious evidence like this editor's remark:
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FUCK Milo and FUCK the people who enabled this FAG.
In retrospect, it’s fucking amazing how people read this addled faggot’s incoherent word turds about sucking black dick and supporting pederasty to own the libs and thought “He’s gonna save western civilization”. Including people whose stated ideology was to never trust fags or Jews.

Reading about the alt-right's delusions during 2016 is like reading about what the Romans were like at the height of their lead poisoning, except much more pathetic...and it still is now! With friends like these who needs Antifa.
 
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He's actually pretty lucky the bouncer didn't just fucking kill him. Some of those guys are pretty twitchy.

Where do these speds get off calling themselves any kind of conservative while acting like fucking ghetto ape criminals all the time? This is WorldStar shit.
The worst part is that cops have become such pussies due to BLM. Back in the day a white nigger like the guy yelling "Scottsdale" would have been beaten in the head with an oak stick and thrown in the nearest dumpster. Now they just sit there like cucks.
 
The worst part is that cops have become such pussies due to BLM. Back in the day a white nigger like the guy yelling "Scottsdale" would have been beaten in the head with an oak stick and thrown in the nearest dumpster. Now they just sit there like cucks.
IDK if you are young or just don't go out much but cops in late night districts deal with shit heads all the time. If they were out there worrying about every douchebag frat boy acting a fool they'd literally overflow the holding cells. There's a certain amount of slack given to people at prime time near bars because there are so many people who will cause legitimate serious problems it's barely worth fucking with those just acting stupid. You don't want to be arresting some mouthy douche bag when a ten person bar fight jumps off or some drunk idiot pulls a gun on a bouncer, so if you can just ignore someone for a minute then know they will fuck off you usually go that route.

It's always been like this (at least as long as I've been around, way back in the day they'd beat up my uncle for shit like that lol) and I've known multiple cops over the years who have told me as much.
 
Yeah cops especially during a pandemic, aren't going out of their way to arrest drunk people. I used to work in a bar. As long as you are walking away, cops are generally not going to run you in late at night in a city.

Small, podunk town...completely different. They have a short ass fuse.
 

I can't tell if that bouncer somehow shrugged off the mace or the mace itself is some weakass shit. Even when he turned around so it hits his back after getting a facefull of it, it's still a spray. He's not even rapidly blinking it off. He's not even some hulking gorilla, he's an average-looking guy who flat-out took a mace to the face multiple times. Now that's a good bouncer

He might be former military or law enforcement. Certain branches/designations of both (although we're talking dark, hardcore shit) will subject you to controlled chemical munitions exposure to build your tolerance to it.

In jobs like that, you're certain to run into exposure to it, & whether or not you can keep your shit together could be your line of defense between life/death.

It's not uncommon to find these guys (a few women, too) all over the place in the service/bar industry as bouncers after they retire, leave, etc. Most of them won't say much about it, if anything. But they're out there.

So yeah, Chad Thundercockbouncer might have been a fuckin Navy Seal in the aughties, or something. Just a possibility.

E: She-quality.
 
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So yeah, Chad Thundercockbouncer might have been a fuckin Navy Seal in the aughties, or something. Just a possibility.
Don't even need to be a hardcore type; if your MOS is something God forsaken like CBRN (Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear), you'll be able to breathe that shit as naturally as air. And your only joy in life will be taking others into the gas chamber to watch them suffer.
 
BAKED ARRESTED INSHALLAH:
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The arrested footage:

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Baked to cops "fuck the police":
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Baked gets taken into the cruiser:
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He had maced a bouncer
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macing the bouncer angles:

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Is no one going to point out (in the couple pages I read through) how right when Baked gets arrested, the band at the bar is singing the line, "Yeah, they're taking me away"? It's incredibly impeccable timing. God is dabbing on Baked and letting us in on it.
 
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Don't even need to be a hardcore type; if your MOS is something God forsaken like CBRN (Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear), you'll be able to breathe that shit as naturally as air. And your only joy in life will be taking others into the gas chamber to watch them suffer.
Lmao, guys chill. Have you never been mazed? It's not thaaat bad. Especially if the adrenaline is pumping. One can easily fight through it without collapsing or coughing uncontrollably. Also, he was just hit small stream pocket maze, not the from the big bottle. The pocket stuff is not meant to collapse people, it will just make them less effective in a fight, or less willing. You don't have to be a Navy Seal mofo to resist this shit.
 
Lmao, guys chill. Have you never been mazed? It's not thaaat bad. Especially if the adrenaline is pumping. One can easily fight through it without collapsing or coughing uncontrollably. Also, he was just hit small stream pocket maze, not the from the big bottle. The pocket stuff is not meant to collapse people, it will just make them less effective in a fight, or less willing. You don't have to be a Navy Seal mofo to resist this shit.
It still makes it an absolutely pathetic thing to do to someone. That bouncer was not even remotely incapacitated. He could have and should have beaten that nasty little worm Baked until he needed a team of surgeons to save his life.
 
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