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Marvin said:
Yeah, Chris would definitely pay some bills. I would worry about which bills he would know about and which ones he's never heard of. He knows he needs electricity for his ps3, for example. But I can't imagine he'd think about property taxes on his own.
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If you told him he has to pay property taxes, he'd probably say "why? Dis is my house, I own it now!" And he'd assume he was right with no further thought. at least, no further thought until the jerkollectors had the bank seize his house and kick him out, and even then, he'd just hole up until the police were required to physically remove him.
 
Let's say this to Chris chan
Taxes work like this, they take a bit of your money, and put it to good use
 
alex_theman said:
Let's say this to Our Pet Lolcow
Taxes work like this, they take a bit of your money, and put it to good use
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he only understands sales tax. and he feels noble for contributing to society when he uses government money to buy his vidya and plastic crap. his head may literally explode when he finds out he has to pay more taxes. that's also when the government starts "trolling" him and we get a unabomber saga.
 
CatParty said:
he only understands sales tax. and he feels noble for contributing to society when he uses government money to buy his vidya and plastic crap. his head may literally explode when he finds out he has to pay more taxes. that's also when the government starts "trolling" him and we get a unabomber saga.
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If Chris thought a good way to threaten Clyde was with a tiny swiss army knife he could barely operate, then a "unabomber" saga would be a handful of firecrackers that he had trouble lighting, and half of them would be duds. And he wouldn't bother taking them to a government building, he would just throw them into the street in front of his own house, and assume that his heroic act was seen by the people he wanted to see it.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
CatParty said:
he only understands sales tax. and he feels noble for contributing to society when he uses government money to buy his vidya and plastic crap. his head may literally explode when he finds out he has to pay more taxes. that's also when the government starts "trolling" him and we get a unabomber saga.
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If Chris thought a good way to threaten Clyde was with a tiny swiss army knife he could barely operate, then a "unabomber" saga would be a handful of firecrackers that he had trouble lighting, and half of them would be duds. And he wouldn't bother taking them to a government building, he would just throw them into the street in front of his own house, and assume that his heroic act was seen by the people he wanted to see it.
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hahaha i didn't even mean it that it would go that far. (the most bombing he does is in his briefs)
no i just mean crazy government conspiracy hermit saga
 
Once Barb passes, since it doesn't seem particularly likely that Chris would be able to handle the funeral arrangements and sorting out all her affairs on his own, would he be given a conservator? Not that I see it very likely that Rocky would step in and really help put that into motion, and unless Rob Bell wants brownie points by doing more pro bono work for an "autistic adult child". I don't really know how it works, or if it would be possible in this situation. I suppose if he got a conservator, he could say how he's like his favorite pop artist, Britney Spears ...

If Barb is collecting social security, and she dies, what's the honest likelihood that Chris would inform the government that Barb's passed? I kind of think that he'd just keep receiving the checks. Maybe if he gets caught, and he plays the autism card and his world has gone to hell like a bunch of people have predicted, the system might be able to do so something for him.
 
One can only hope that during this time Barb is teaching Chris about all the bills that need to be taken care of.
She seems like the nagging type so at least she must whine to Chris about how hard it is for her to take care of everything.
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
One can only hope that during this time Barb is teaching Chris about all the bills that need to be taken care of.
She seems like the nagging type so at least she must whine to Chris about how hard it is for her to take care of everything.
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The only thing Barb is teaching Chris right now is that the rest of the world hates them and they need to stick together forever, so he can't go make new friends. She has no concern for what happens to him after her death.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
One can only hope that during this time Barb is teaching Chris about all the bills that need to be taken care of.
She seems like the nagging type so at least she must whine to Chris about how hard it is for her to take care of everything.
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The only thing Barb is teaching Chris right now is that the rest of the world hates them and they need to stick together forever, so he can't go make new friends. She has no concern for what happens to him after her death.
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So much for motherhood and that award for it.
 
Saito said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
One can only hope that during this time Barb is teaching Chris about all the bills that need to be taken care of.
She seems like the nagging type so at least she must whine to Chris about how hard it is for her to take care of everything.
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The only thing Barb is teaching Chris right now is that the rest of the world hates them and they need to stick together forever, so he can't go make new friends. She has no concern for what happens to him after her death.
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So much for motherhood and that award for it.
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don't forget she won in 2001
 
CatParty said:
Saito said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
The only thing Barb is teaching Chris right now is that the rest of the world hates them and they need to stick together forever, so he can't go make new friends. She has no concern for what happens to him after her death.
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So much for motherhood and that award for it.
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don't forget she won in 2001
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... Maybe she'll win again once we all get sick and tired of Chris?
 
Property transactions are on the public record. So, if anyone really wants to know if 14 BC has a mortgage or any liens, just go down to the Greene county courthouse auditors office and ask to search the records.

As for Barb's longevity, even if she was in perfect health (which she's not) she still lives in a trash pile. If her health doesn't fail she could trip and tumble down the stairs and break a hip, or get an respiratory infection from mold or rodent piss.

As for her funeral, I bet Cole would take care of it. They're not on the best terms but I bet he'd still give her a final resting place in a press-board coffin, or cremate and scatter the ashes. Or if she dies peacefully at home, Chris could stuff her body in a freezer and keep collecting her Social Security checks. There are cases of people doing that.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Property transactions are on the public record. So, if anyone really wants to know if 14 BC has a mortgage or any liens, just go down to the Greene county courthouse auditors office and ask to search the records.

As for Barb's longevity, even if she was in perfect health (which she's not) she still lives in a trash pile. If her health doesn't fail she could trip and tumble down the stairs and break a hip, or get an respiratory infection from mold or rodent piss.

As for her funeral, I bet Cole would take care of it. They're not on the best terms but I bet he'd still give her a final resting place in a press-board coffin, or cremate and scatter the ashes. Or if she dies peacefully at home, Chris could stuff her body in a freezer and keep collecting her Social Security checks. There are cases of people doing that.
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You must think Chris is Ed Gein or something.


A man(child)'s best friend is his mother.
 
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