Barbie - A More Successful Movie than You'd Think

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Don't know what they're going on about, Barbie's the most tragic men's movie of the year.
 
AnOminous said:
They could sense enough of it to ass rape the absolute fuck out of it. Absolutely fuck what Pedowood did to WiT.
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The only thing I knew about wit is that all I kept hearing about it was "THIS MOVIE AINT FOR YOU WHITE BOAH, DIS MOVIE ONLY FOR NIGLETS, GTFO", you mean to tell me the story was actually good?

The Heartthrob said:
The thing that really ruined the movie for me was how they ended the battle of the sexes. Every time a piece of media does that, I always have much higher expectations than what they end up giving.
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There has NEVER been a modern piece of media to tackle the battle of the sexes without coddling women because, genuinely, reality is too offensive for modern sensibilities.

Quick reminder, the Williams sisters claimed they could take on any male player outside the top 200, Karsten Braasch, a 30 year old alcoholic smoker ranked 203rd, took them up on the challenge half drunk and procceded to smash both of them back to back 6-1 and 6-2.

Expecting women to accept being depicted as anything other than perfect angels that are just as strong if not stronger than men is a pipe dream. Why do you think every single action movie that comes out depics 60 pound women taking on 12 hulks at the same time in hand to hand?

Which is why I don't care when trannies infiltrate their sports and bring them back down to realityland.
 
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Jihad on whatever the fuck this is.
Oilspill Battery said:
The only thing I knew about wit is that all I kept hearing about it was "THIS MOVIE AINT FOR YOU WHITE BOAH, DIS MOVIE ONLY FOR NIGLETS, GTFO", you mean to tell me the story was actually good?
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Yes and it even had a mainstream Christian message. Slightly to the left but not wokeshit.
Oilspill Battery said:
Quick reminder, the Williams sisters claimed they could take on any male player outside the top 200, Karsten Braasch, a 30 year old alcoholic smoker ranked 203rd, took them up on the challenge half drunk and procceded to smash both of them back to back 6-1 and 6-2.
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And now we let troons on literally the same level of incompetence "compete" against women where the simple reality is that males have an immense advantage in any kind of physical combat, and sports are merely a sublimated form of physical combat.
 
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I'm into realism
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I'm also sure Mattel rigged this from the start
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Look at the packaging.

Based Mattel, marketing genius; getting adult men to buy Ken dolls.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
I have to admit, people analyzing Barbie is more entertaining than the movie itself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0e9Bm2VcKg
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Well like some of the commenters and some of the people in this thread have said. The narrative is left in limbo. And the rules of how the Barbie World influences the real world and vice versa isn't exactly made clear. So in the end you can just talk about what the movie is trying to say endlessly.
 
Cross-posting here

More excerpts from TV Tropes (who are pretty much the biggest fans of this film), this time from the YMMV section.
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And guess what they see as a Crowning Moment Of Awesome from the movie?
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Elvis the Alien posted a review of the movie, it is from a leftist perspective and pretty standard hogwash. However, he does talk about Oppenheimer the rest of the video is just justifying a terrible movie. The comment section is pretty great too and probably gonna get better the longer the video matures; like fine cheese.

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Y'all can have fun diving into that comment thread. I'm sure there will be plenty of milk.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
I have to admit, people analyzing Barbie is more entertaining than the movie itself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0e9Bm2VcKg
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What is it with fucking youtubers and video essays that are longer than the films they review? I don't have 2 hours and 30 minutes to fuck around with watching a critical Barbie analysis video, just get to the point. If it can't be done within half an hour it shouldn't be done at all.
 
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